Classic and funny ancient sayings

Classic and funny ancient sayings. In daily life, we can't avoid talking with people. Some classic and funny ancient sayings can ease the embarrassing atmosphere of both sides, make each other laugh and have a good impression on us. Then I'll show you more about the classic and funny ancient famous sayings.

Classic and funny ancient sayings 1

1, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.

6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it!

7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

8. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

10, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.

1 1. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the tie.

12, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

13, how to lose weight without eating?

14, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said that this can be done, and I said that this really can't be done. ...

15, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

Classic and funny ancient famous sayings and sentences 2 classic and funny famous sayings and sentences

1. Because of you, there are sea monsters in Qingdao waters.

I am embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

3, don't talk to me about ideals, quit.

A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true?

You gave me two choices, but it was an ending.

6. When choosing a lover, choose one that matches you. If it doesn't match, choose one that you appreciate. If you can't admire it, you should at least choose one who is worthy of the focus.

7. You gave me a promise, but in the end you only left me a bright expression, not a bright life.

8. In addition to sexual incompetence, men in cities love incompetent men. Apart from these two, there are only women left.

9. What is survival? Living is living by hook or by crook.

10, I can resist anything but temptation.