What are some funny jokes that make people choke with laughter?

Funny joke: When I was eating dumplings at home, I dipped too much chili oil in it and accidentally choked on it and coughed. Immediately, my dad hurriedly went to pour water. Seeing my father coming over with water, I reached out to take it, but was slapped away. Dad put the water in front of my mother and said considerately: Wife, be careful when eating dumplings, don't choke. I'll pour you a glass of water here. If you feel spicy, drink some! Me:...

Funny joke: There is a British guy in the research office who has been studying in Beijing as an exchange student for half a year. I asked him how he is doing in Chinese? He said it was extremely difficult at the beginning. English only has 26 letters, but Chinese has 23 initial consonants and 24 finals. Add the four tones, and the arrangement and combination will collapse. Then there are 2,500 commonly used Chinese characters to memorize, which is really difficult. human life. But since one day he mastered the universal word "wocao", communication suddenly became extremely easy. . .

Funny paragraph: My wife asked me: "Husband, there is a question I have been holding in my mind for a long time. Back then, there were so many beauties and rich girls, all of them risked their lives to pursue you. How could you pursue someone who is mediocre in all aspects?" "What about me?" I sighed: "Ever since they were young, they only pursued me because they saw my handsomeness and elegance, but what they loved was my talent. Having a confidant in life was enough... By the way, you were there back then. He said that my articles and I are quite ancient, like several characters in the Three Kingdoms who ask you but don't answer. You should tell me today, right?" My daughter-in-law nodded and said with a smile, "Yan Liang, Wen Chou."

< p>Funny joke: I feel sick to my stomach recently, so I asked my mom to make some porridge and I’ll drink it when I get home at night. When I got home, I found that there was another bowl of meat. I asked my mother in confusion: "Why do you still cook meat dishes when I have a stomachache?" Mom: "Oh, I forgot, can't you just stop eating it?" "But I'm greedy. "Ah" "Then put the meat in front of you, take a look at the meat and take a sip of porridge, and treat it as eating meat."

Funny joke: Me: "Husband, wait until we have money." Can you propose to me again and we get married again?" Husband: "Yes! But I also have a request." Husband: "Just don't agree when I propose."

Funny joke: My wife said: My child’s grades are not improving. From now on, you will tutor your child in math and I will tutor him in Chinese. If the one who tutors the class has low test scores, who will cook for a month? How about that? Husband: That’s a good idea, let’s do it. After a while, my daughter’s test scores came down, 85 in Chinese and 90 in mathematics. When my wife saw the results, she went to cook in a depressed mood. At the dinner table, my daughter said: Mom, I deliberately made my Chinese score lower than my math score because the food my father cooked was too unpalatable.