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Yan Shigu's classical Chinese
2. An Hung-chien's translation of classical Chinese transcends the plateau.
When the woman died, she suffered a lot from the road. Her childlike innocence is strict, and she calls to the ear curtain, "Why does Lu cry without tears?" Gradually, he said, "Dry it with a handkerchief." The wife sternly warned, "Come to the coffin early tomorrow morning, and you must see tears."
Gradually said: "Wei." If you are embarrassed, put wet paper on your forehead with a wide towel in the future, and you will be embarrassed by it. When he was afraid, his wife came in to peek at him again. His wife was surprised and said, "Tears come from her eyes, so why are they still flowing?" Gradually, he said, "haven't you heard that clouds and water have come out of the plateau since ancient times?" The listener laughed.
From the 40th sentence of "Jokes of Ancient and Modern Times" (selected from Yuan Yuanhuai's "Palm Record" and Song Jushi's "Palm Record") An Hung-chien has wit and wit, but he is afraid of his wife. When (his) father-in-law died, he cried on the road (they started), but (he cried without tears), his always strict wife called him to the coffin and scolded him: "Why didn't you cry on the road (when I came)?" An Hung-chien said, "I wiped it with a handkerchief."
His wife sternly warned him: "You must see tears when you go to the coffin tomorrow morning." An Hung-chien said, "Yes."
(An Hung-chien) I really can't help it. The next day, I wrapped a big scarf on my forehead with a piece of wet paper and kowtowed hard when I cried. After crying, his wife called him into a supernatural tent to spy on him. (seeing his appearance), his wife was very surprised and said, "Your eyes are about to shed tears. Why did you come out from your forehead? " An Hung-chien said, "Madam, haven't you heard the saying that there has been running water in the plateau since ancient times?" Everyone who heard this laughed. Note 1. An Hung-chien: A native of Luoyang (present-day Henan), born in the early years of the Northern Song Dynasty (see Volume II of Series of Talks on Old Learning in the Study Room).
In his later years, he was a judge in Jiao Fang (see "Jade Pot Tsinghua", Volume 8). 2, funny: fluent in eloquence.
The latter refers to words, actions or situations that make people laugh. The funny biographies of historical records: "Chunyu Kun's people are redundant.
Less than seven feet long, funny and argumentative. "Sima Zhen Suoyin": "Press: slippery, chaotic; Ji, the same is true.
A wise man will confuse similarities and differences if he doesn't agree. Song Sima Guang's Story of Sushui, Volume III: "Neutralization is funny. Taste the lions in the Southern Imperial Garden, and the owner Yun County official feeds them with broken meat five times a day.
The same play said,' Are we not as good as this lion?' The neutral said,' However. Our officials are all foreign ministers (borrowed as' wolves outside the garden'), who dare to look at the lions in the garden! Everyone laughed. "
Cao Yu's "Wang Zhaojun" Act II: "He is stupid, but his eyes are quick; The behavior is ridiculous, but it gives people the feeling of loyalty and reliability. " 3. Clear talent: excellent talent.
Liu Tang Yuxi's poem Pei Xianggong, a great scholar, pursues his merits because of his life: "If you don't work with princes and poets, you will know that you are light of wealth and clear of talent." The Ming Dynasty's "Luan Yongji" said: "Only the fish family Huilan is in the east, but the dew is clear, and the algae is steaming in the summer. Everything is not under the slave family."
Ou Yangyuqian's Peacock Flying Southeast Scene 4: "You are gentle and versatile, and your poetry shows your talents." 4, inner fear: afraid of his wife.
Wife used to be called wife or son. Shen Ming Telford's "Night Fire, Xun Qi, Fear of Wife": "Since the Middle Ages, the literati were afraid of their wives and became officials. If they are worried about this, they will go against their words and damage their reputation. "
Revenge of Zheng Huchen in the ancient and modern novel Kapok: "It turns out that Tang Daodao is tough, and Jia is always henpecked;" Today, when husband Tang married his little wife, he flew into a rage and was naughty at home every day. " Qing Li wrote in Nai Hetian Ji Zuo: "The master is afraid of his wife and may not be willing to listen to him."
Chapter 14 of Li's Monty Dance: "(Qui-kyi) doesn't hesitate to hang the shield on his mouth, and he is not afraid of people laughing at all." 5. Female Weng: wife and father; Father in law.
"The History of the Three Kingdoms Wei Zhi Emperor Wu": "In the past, there was no brother, and the world was called a thief; Article 5 "Fish" marries an orphan girl called Wife Weng ... It's all black and white, and it's also a bully. " "Biography of yang yuling in Old Tang Dynasty": "Yuling was born in Jiangxi. He is lucky to be Fang Chi with his wife Weng Quan, but he doesn't want to make progress. Built in Jianchang, I am happy to read mountains and rivers. "
"Surprise at the First Moment" Volume 33: "The magistrate of a county said to the woman,' Your wife is really a smart person. If it weren't for this suicide note, you would have occupied the property insurance. "Three Stories of the Summer of Luanyang in Ji Yun's Reading Micro-thatched Cottage in Qing Dynasty": "It's early in the sea to rush more than 20 miles to Xiangguozhuang, and it's urgent to know your wife. '
6, suffering from the road: that is, "crying on the road." That is, what Mrs. Wen An-hung-chien called "road crying".
Its meaning is unknown, and it is suspected that it will cry. Crying: funeral ceremony.
Cried and stamped his feet. "Book of Rites Talking about Bows": "Husband's rites can be inherited and continued; Therefore, crying is a holiday. "
The history of rites and music in Han Dynasty: "There are mourning festivals and songs and dances." Yan Shigu's note: "Jump, jump also.
Sad is sad. Yuan Xie Fangying's theory of distinguishing confusion and treating funeral: "The stupa has been widely collected as a masterpiece of the Great Buddha. After ten days and more than a month, the almsgiving and giving are extremely prosperous. No matter how sad it is, it is empty."
7. Such as people: in ancient times, they were wives of doctors, concubines of kings in Tang Dynasty, mothers or wives of Tongzhilang and other officials in Song Dynasty, and mothers or wives of Qipin officials in Ming and Qing Dynasties. It is also often used as a courtesy title for women.
"Book of Rites under Quli": "The Princess of Heaven is the queen, the vassal is the wife, the doctor is the wife, the scholar is the wife and Shu Ren is the wife." "Old Tang Book, Biography of Empresses and Concubines" Queen Su Ming: "In Yifeng, I live in a family, and after I collect it, I am a prostitute, looking for a concubine."
Zi Tongzhi Tang Jian Xuanzong Tianbao Eleven Years: "Wang Diyan has a second child and competes for favor." Hu Sansheng's Note: "In the Tang Dynasty, the king of the county had two children, depending on the right five products."
"Surprise at the First Moment" Volume 27: "Nine times out of ten, the inspector in Cui County has checked and should be reunited with the husband and wife soon, but Hui Yuan is still a monk with a haircut. How can we meet one day so that we can be children? " Feng Guifen's Biography of Chen Jun in Qing Dynasty: "Chen Jun was born in Jiangning ... Zou Ru and Wang Ru." 8. Su Yan: Always strict.
9. Sui (Su) screen: mental account. Yuan Yuanhuai's Zhang Lu: "His childish nature is strict, so he calls into the ear curtain and says,' Why do you cry without tears?' "Wu Ming Rachel's" Yunfu remembers not to lift the autumn nunnery ":"The coffin is covered for a long time, and the ear curtain is empty. "
10, abuse: abuse; Scold. "Left.
3. Translate a passage of ancient Chinese, the original text is Zhang's "On the Righteousness of Monarch and Minister with Wang Zhu Zhang Chuan". Nine officials and twelve shepherds, each with his own strengths. Is it necessary to be an artificial Yuji, with a hundred positions, and then feel at ease? I am really glad to meet the times.
Fang Yao and Heshun are at the forefront, and they belong to Ren Zhongxian. Their servants devoted themselves to keeping the house thrifty, using the sages of the world and making the best use of everything. Scholars are born today and have nowhere to run, but they can do it at the right time.
The masses are arrogant and far-reaching. They admire the nest and ridicule Yu Qi. It is inevitable that they want to go beyond it, but it is not easy to get it behind them. This ignorance is not lifted. Although everyone has his own ambition, how can he be strong? It's just talk, but it's cleverly cut.
In the era of Tang Yao and Yu Shun, there were nine central officials and officials from 12 states, all of whom were talented people. Is it true that everyone can be called Dayu and Hou Ji, and their positions are all in the Prime Minister's office, and then they can be happy? I'm really happy to meet such a beautiful time. Nowadays, sages like Yao Shun employ honest and wise people. I personally performed the duty of recommending talents to the emperor, and worked hard day and night to appoint talents from all over the world to serve the emperor.
In today's era, literati have no morality to escape, and they can act according to the current situation. You travel proudly, exclaiming that you worship hermits like, and laughing at talents like, and qi. You want to escape the unavoidable responsibility and abandon the good times that are not easy to meet. This is a foolish heart that has not yet been lit.
Even so, everyone has their own ideas. How can we force you? Let's talk about my thoughts for the time being. I only hope that smart people can judge right and wrong. Note 1, Tang Yu: and the name of Yu Shun.
Also refers to the Yao and Shun era, the ancients thought that peace and prosperity. The Analects of Confucius Taber: "When Tang Yu was in power, he flourished."
Biography of Zheng Ji in Historical Records: "Your Majesty wants to be benevolent outside, how can he treat Tang Yu?" Song Liushi wrote in the poem "Qin Yuan Chunshou": "In Pingzhang, people are like Louis and the world is like Tang Yu." Guo Moruo's poem "Starry Sky, Son of Solitary Bamboo Jun": "I seem to be before the Tang Yu era."
2. Jiupin Officer: Jiupin Minister appointed by Gu Chuanshun. Legend of Liu Han: "I heard that Shun ordered nine officials to help each other and live in peace."
Yan Shigu's Note: "Shangshu": Yu Weiyong abandoned Hou Ji and Qi Situ, and accused him of being a scholar, making great contributions, benefiting me and worrying, and Boyi ranked as the Sect, Kui Dianyue, Long Yan Na and all nine officials. "On Li Taiwei's Book by Tang Du Mu:" Although nine officials are obedient and ten people assist Zhou, learning in Taiwei is unparalleled. "
Later, it generally refers to the central officials of the six departments of the nine ministries and commissions. "The Book of Southern Qi": "The six codes are linked, and the nine officials are listed."
Song Shi Ye's Ji Yi Gang: "Since Yao Shun, there has been a mother-in-law outside and a nine-grade official inside. The first is to adopt the system and issue a proclamation. " 3. The legendary governors of twelve states in Shun Di.
"Shu Shun Dian": "There are two shepherds in ten cases. It says, "When eating, you can be gentle and profound, you can be virtuous and generous, but you can't serve anyone. "
Cai Shenchuan: "Twelve animal husbandry, twelve state animal husbandry." Shi Tingce by Tang Shunzhi in the Ming Dynasty: "Although philosophers are like Yao Shun, they have passed the examination for three years, but the nine officials and sixteen ministers thought that Yue Mu advocated it, and the four mountains and twelve shepherds thought it was the responsibility of the general political department."
In the Qing Dynasty, Hou Fangyu's "On the Clans": "The sages must know the nine officials and twelve pastors when the Yuan Dynasty was holy." Later refers to the ancient local governor.
Wei Yuan's Story of Shengwu in Qing Dynasty: "Taste the leaves of Zhou, Han, Tang, Song, Jin, Yuan and Ming ... People see that their materials are distributed in nine rows of twelve herbivores, but they don't know that they are crouching in the jungle." 4. Teacher: More appearances.
Song Su Shi's Ci of Chen Zitang Zheng Dan Jiao Fang: "If you want to know about peace, you must learn from herons first." Zhang Su Zheng's Proverbs: "Teachers and officials are nine * * *."
5. Gigi: More appearances. Poetry, elegance and dry foothills: "Looking at the dry foothills, there are many hazelnuts."
Mao Chuan: "There are many people." Tang Lulun's poem "Offering the Provincial Duke in the Early Yuan Dynasty" says: "There are many people in the country, and there are many people dancing."
Zheng Sheng Shi Xi Xue: "I don't believe that there will be no talents in a few years." Chapter 9 of Volume 3 of Li's * * *: "The huge square is crowded with people."
6.kuí: an official of the Prime Minister's National Government. "Shu Shun Dian": "Be content with a hundred times, and tell it when it is a hundred times."
Cai Shenchuan: "A hundred fights are official affairs, but what Tang Yu has is still the slaughter of Zhou." "Old Tang Book": "When Tang Yu was in danger, there were hundreds of clothes in it, and ordinary politics was only harmonious."
Wang Song Anshi's "Kui Shuo": "If there is a rule in the world, it can't be related, so it is ordered to take a hundred churches." Zhang Ming Juzheng's "A Gift to Bi Shi 'an's Slaughterhouse": "In the past, the emperor took people and took a hundred slaps.
And for the son of heaven, open four doors, preserve our sanity, be good at asking questions and sense motive. "7, rigid heart: quick heart, satisfied.
"The Biography of Yang Biao in the Later Han Dynasty": "Yang Qiu, a captain of Li Si, slapped the face for this, and the world was unhappy." Tang Yuan Jie's poem "A Scholar in You Chuntu" said: "If you are satisfied, you will be comfortable, and you will like others or special things."
Kuang Zhouyi's "Hui Feng Hua Ci" Volume 1: "There is always a word, I am satisfied. It seems that there is no need to change. " 8. about: about, about.
Historical Records Xiao Shijia: "This is exclusive to any Guanzhong matter." Han Xunyue's "Han Gao Ji Zuji II": "Wang Xiang was hoarse and invincible, but he could not belong to General Ren Xian, especially Shu Ren's brave ear."
Su Songzhe's On Zhang Jie Can't Write Miscellaneous Works: "I have always said that the court has always been willing to ask." Qing Xugan studied the Epitaph of Dr. Nalanjun: "It is enough to know the day when you are not appointed."
9. Servant: a self-styled courtesy word, I. 10, bow and shoes: performing in person.
Confucius CongYan Jia: "(Zhong Ni) said that he was the first king and bowed respectfully." "History of Han Dynasty Xuandi Ji": "Filial piety, emperor Wu bowed to benevolence and righteousness."
"Biography of Northern History Pei Xia": "Chivalrous men bow down and tighten their belts, love their wives like children, and only eat shelled wheat and pickles." 1 1, filed: "easy to peel": "65, filed with the court, spoiled, no disadvantage."
Wang Bi's note: "Those who penetrate the fish are said to have the same yin, and the parallel heads are similar to each other, like penetrating the fish." Peak note: "penetration, wear also.
Those who penetrate the fish are inferior, and must not cross each other to show that people have a predetermined order ... Words: If a ruler penetrates the predetermined order of fish and dotes with the imperial secretary, it will take turns in the evening, then the imperial secretary will not be jealous, but there is no harm. "After refers to the binary court, not the first choice.
Biography of Wen Yuan in the Later Han Dynasty.
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