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Urgent! The line of Song Dandan's sketch' Lazy Dating', the one whose name is Wei Shufen.

Long face: Cousin, Cousin.

pan fu: hey.

Long face: Pan Fu, oh, no, I'm hungry. Hey, get me something to eat.

pan fu: no.

long face: ok, you don't care about me. I'll make instant noodles myself. I'll make instant noodles and eat them. I don't have your share.

pan fu: yo-ho, your water is boiling fast. save me some soup.

Long face: No, I'm starving to death.

pan fu: starve me. oh, starve me. there's no way.

director: pan fu, pan fu.

pan fu: it's broken.

director: pan fu.

pan fu: it's definitely not good for the director to come.

Director: Pan Fu, pretend to sleep again, tickle, I'll let you pretend.

pan fu: no, director, you are so annoying.

director: why, what are you doing with cookies? You're in confinement.

pan fu: what about dinner?

director: come on, pan fu, do you know why I'm here?

pan fu: I care about you.

director: you are the only one who is not married. Hey, I'm telling you, don't learn from that long face. How lazy is that long face? If you are as lazy as he is, you will never marry a wife.

Long face: No, who are you talking about?

director: I said who has anything to do with you? Hey, who is this?

pan fu: what a long face.

director: let's get this straight. how about this one today? What about me? You have to be naked, naked, naked.

pan fu: director, can you behave yourself?

director: what are you thinking?

pan fu: how to get naked?

director: to get rid of your bachelor.

pan fu: come on, who can have a crush on me? really.

Extended information:

The cast of "The Lazy Man Dating":

1. Song Dandan

Song Dandan, born in Beijing on August 25th, 1961, is an actress from China mainland and a national first-class drama performer of Beijing People's Art Theatre.

In p>1981, Song Dandan was admitted to the performance training class of Beijing People's Art Theatre.

In p>1983, he remained an actor in Beijing People's Art Theatre.

In p>1986, the film "Crescent Moon" won the Italian Silver Award at the 41st Salerno International Film Festival in salernitana.

In p>1989, he first appeared on the stage of CCTV's Spring Festival Gala, performing the sketch "Lazy Man Dating" as Wei Shufen, and in 1994, he starred in China's first large-scale indoor sitcom "I Love My Family" as the No.1 Peace.

In May p>212, Wang Shuhua, the mother who played the heroine in The Happy Life of the Golden Wolf, was rated as "Mother on the Tip of the Tongue" by netizens.

On February 1st, 213, Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference was approved as a member of the 12th National Committee at the 2th meeting of the 11th National Committee.

2. Zhao Lianjia

Zhao Lianjia, a native of Hejian, Hebei, was born in Tianjin.

Famous Quyi writer, performing artist, member of Chinese Writers Association, member of Chinese Quyi Artists Association, executive director of China Rap Art Research Center, vice president of China Shandong Kuaishu Research Association, and artistic director of CCTV's Art Garden Scenery.

First-class actor of China Broadcasting Art Troupe.

His father, Zhao Qingshan, is a famous artist of Xihe Drum.

He studied with his father since he was a child. At the age of eight, he sang drums, and at the age of fourteen, he took Tian Yinting as his teacher, speaking and performing traditional long bibliography in Tianjin. Later, he learned from Yang Lide and changed to Shandong Kuaishu.

from p>1952 to 1962, he was an actor of the former Liaodong Provincial Art Troupe, Liaoning Art Theatre, China Architectural Song and Dance Troupe and Haizheng Art Troupe. In 1963, he was an actor and creative leader of the rap troupe of China Radio Art Troupe.

3. Lei Kesheng

Lei Kesheng, male, Han nationality, was born in Muping County, Shandong Province on February 21, 1936. He graduated from the Performance Department of the Central Academy of Drama in 196. He is a member of the Chinese Revolutionary Committee, a performance artist and a national first-class actor. He enjoys the special government allowance granted by the State Council and is now a retired actor of the National Theatre of China.

In p>24, he played Han Laoshi in Shengshui Lakeside.

In p>25, he participated in "Qiao Family Courtyard" and played "Lu Dake", the best pickpocket in the world.

In p>26, she played Lao Shentou in Women Don't Cry.

In p>27, he played Zheng Wannian in Married Couples.

In p>28, he played the seventh uncle in Dimfragrance.

In p>21, he participated in "Narrow Brothers" and played Zhang Yihu.

In p>211, he played Mazuyu in War of the Northwest Wolf.

In p>212, he participated in the film "Trees in the Rain" presented at the 18th National Congress.

In p>214, he starred in the China version of Grandpa Flower with Qin and Han Dynasties, Ceng Jiang, Niu Ben and Liu Ye.