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The ancient emperor's strange hobby was to spy on maids falling from the eaves.

Although the ancient emperor claimed to be the only thrill and possessed various powers, it seems uncertain whether he was at the peak of power. Even in the position of emperor, we have to deal with all kinds of affairs of the country every day, and weigh the resource allocation of various noble clansmen, so that every emperor can devote himself wholeheartedly.

Emperor Gaozu, the twelfth emperor of the Western Han Dynasty, the eldest son of Liu, the filial queen of Emperor Gaozu. As the grandson of the first emperor, Liu Ao won the love of his grandfather, Han Emperor Xuan Di, and often accompanied him.

After Yuan Di acceded to the throne, in the second year of the Yuan Dynasty, that is, at the beginning of 47 BC, Liu Ao was made a prince. When he was young, Liu Ao loved reading classics, choosing words and making sentences, and was generous and cautious. Later, he became addicted to playing all day. After his death in 33 BC, Liu Yuxi succeeded to the throne as Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty.

It is said that Liu Ao, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, was a voyeur and liked to peek at the orchid soup used by Princess Zhao Hede for bathing. He always peeks behind the curtains. Zhao Hede didn't know it at first. After the maid-in-waiting reported, some preventive measures were strengthened. First, change the habit of bathing time; Second, every time she takes a shower, she has to put out two candles, so that Emperor Xiandi can't see clearly.

In fact, this adds a hazy beauty, shows the unique charm of women, and makes Emperor Xian of Han more dazzling and emotional. Therefore, the emperor spared no effort to secretly admire the maids. Therefore, Zhao Hede can know the exact time every time he takes a shower, and he can peek behind the screen.

Emperor Han Chengdi admired Zhao Hede's figure, saying that Zhao Hede has ice muscles and jade skin, even if it is crystal clear and beautiful, so much! He once told the eunuchs who served him that since ancient times, there have been no two queens in the country. If two queens are allowed, I must make Zhao Hede queen!

This wonderful emperor's love for Zhao Hede can be said to be meticulous, and he will meet all the requirements of Zhao Hede.

Occasionally, Zhao Hede showed some dissatisfaction with the furnishings of Zhaoyang Hall. When he became emperor, he ordered craftsmen to renovate the palace for Zhao Hede.

In order to please Zhao Hede, Emperor Han Chengdi specially built a luxurious bathtub for her with a large piece of beautiful jade in Lantian, and equipped with a mechanical device that can automatically inject nutmeg soup, which added the charm of Zhao Hede in the hazy water and tinkling water.

Zhao Hede's beautiful state, coquetry and coquetry in the bath completely conquered Han Chengdi's unruly heart. He will never go out for a walk again. What haunts his dreams all day is spying on Zhao Hede to take a bath and often seeing new things. Every time, he has new feelings, new stimuli and new desires.

In fact, Zhao Hede knew very well at this time that Emperor Xian of Han often peeped at the whole process of his bath. Therefore, she wanted to refuse to welcome her, playing hard to get, and fully showed her bathing environment and atmosphere, as well as her mood and amorous feelings before and after bathing, and deliberately beautified it to the extreme, which made Han Chengdi dream and increased her emotional attachment.

Zhao Hede not only has a good figure, but also is born with beautiful feet, soft and boneless, with snow-white feet and ten toes staggered and uniform, just like jade carving and ice carving, which makes people involuntarily have sexual consciousness and fantasy. Zhao Hede is also very proud of it. He often daubs his toenails with red, white and Ye Xiang from Han Palace, making them more and more gorgeous.

Every time Emperor Han Chengdi saw Zhao Hede's beautiful feet, he couldn't help holding them in his hands and playing with them wantonly and passionately.

In A.D., it was recorded that Emperor Cheng of Han played with Zhao Hede's beautiful feet: "The emperor often hunts early and gets sick when he touches the snow, but his yin is slow and weak, so he can't make it strong. Every time he shows his feet, he doesn't get enough desire and becomes violent. " Among them, Zhao Yi is Zhao Hede. She is Zhao's younger sister and Zhao Yi appointed by Emperor Han Chengdi.

In the history of China, King Chu Ping was not the first emperor to steal his son and wife. Wei State (AD 220-265)

Speaking of the ancient emperors who robbed their sons and wives, people immediately think of Li Longji, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, and Yang Guifei was originally the concubine of Li Mao, the birthday girl of his son.

Later, although Bai Juyi, an old teacher, wrote it as a touching love story in Zhao Chuan, he even compared them to "We want to fly in the sky, and two birds have the same wings on the ground, and one tree has two branches." This still can't cover up the nature of incest.

In fact, stealing his son's wife is not a patent of Tang Xuanzong, but a precedent. During the Spring and Autumn Period, King Chu Ping abandoned his illness and robbed his son and wife. When I was young, I abandoned my illness and ignored etiquette. Before he became king, he worked as a doctor in Cai, a subordinate country of Chu.

He dated a woman in Cai Guo and gave birth to a son without getting married. After she abandoned her illness as the king of Chu, she took this unmarried woman from Cai to Chu and named her son Prince, that is, Prince.

When Prince Jianchang 15 years old, King Chu Ping hired Meng Ying, the sister of the King of Qin, as his wife, and sent Prince Fei Wuji of Shao Shi to Qin to meet them. When Fei Wuji arrived in Qin, he found that it was actually a beautiful woman.

As soon as Fei Wuji returned to Chu, he reported the good news to King Chu Ping and suggested that King Chu Ping take Meng Ying as his own. Wang Ping readily accepted this shameless suggestion. So Fei Wuji told Qin's bodyguard that according to the custom of Chu, the bride had to go to the palace to see her in-laws before she could hold a formal wedding.

In this way, Meng Ying was sent to the palace and became the treasure of King Chu Ping. Later, King Chu Ping married a bride price girl to Prince Jian and pretended to be. A year later, Meng Huo gave birth to his son, and the scandal began to leak.

However, in the history of China, King Chu Ping was not the first emperor to steal his son and wife. Wei Gongxuan, who was 200 years earlier than him, was "the first person to eat crabs". When he was young, Duke Gong Xuan's sexual life was chaotic. He had an affair with his father's little wife and gave birth to a son named Wei. Because Wei was the result of incest, he had to be fostered among the people when he was a child.

When he became king, his relationship with Wei was made public and Wei was made a prince. At the age of sixteen, Wei asked him to marry Xuan Jiang, the eldest daughter of the King of Qi. When the messenger sent to visit relatives and friends in Qi came back, he said that Xuan Jiang was very beautiful.

Hearing this, Duke Wei of Qi suddenly had a ripple in his heart and had a bad idea. He ordered the construction of a luxurious palace on the bank of Qihe River and named it Xintai. Then let Wei go to Song State. As soon as Wei Gang left, Wei sent someone to meet him, directly welcomed Xuan Jiang to the new stage, and made him a concubine. After Wei came back from Song, Wei asked Wei to meet Xuan Jiang in Zhou Fei. Dad cooked uncooked rice into mature rice, so Wei had to accept his fate.

These emperors swept the world and did whatever they wanted. However, in the eyes of the world, it is always a joke that Lao Zi robbed his son's wife.

First of all, the harem of the ancient emperor may not be as many and high-quality as we thought. Since the Tang Dynasty, the imperial court has set up six bureaus and twenty-four divisions, with one division for every six bureaus. After the establishment of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, thought there were too many women in the harem and changed it to six bureaus and one division. The six games are Shanggong, Shangyi, Fu Shang, Shangshi, Shangqin and Shanggong, and the princess is in charge of the six games; One is Gong Zheng, who is in charge of punishment. The results are all positive six. So far, there are 75 female officials in the palace, 18 female history.

The queen is in the main palace. She is actually the mother of this country. People below this level have concubines, and then the title of concubines goes down, called virtuous, virtuous, virtuous, healthy and safe. The boudoir is elegant and profound. Under the empresses are ladies-in-waiting, with noble and beautiful names such as Jieyu and Zhao Yi. Ten years of Jiajing, nine ancient rites: ceremony, ceremony, ceremony, ceremony, ceremony, ceremony, ceremony, ceremony, ceremony, ceremony, ceremony, ceremony, ceremony, ceremony, ceremony.

In the fifteenth year of Qing Shunzhi, Shunzhi adopted the advice of officials of the Ministry of Rites: there is a lady, a Yi Shu and six waiters in Gan Qing Palace, thirty gentle and thirty gentle; There is one Rongzhen and two Shenrong in Ninggong, and the number of attendants is uncertain. The establishment of female officials followed the six bureaus and one division of the Ming Dynasty, but this proposal was passed but failed to be implemented. After Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty, the level of concubines was re-established and implemented, and the queen was appointed as the middle palace; Imperial concubine, one; Imperial concubine, two; Princess, four; Wives, six; Noble people, all the time, unlimited, unlimited, as long as they are favored by the emperor or lucky wives, can be included. Concubines are divided into the East and West Zodiac. The East Sixth Palace is Ren Jing Palace, Chenggan Palace, Zhongcui Palace, Yan Xi Palace, Yonghe Palace and Jingyang Palace. The six Western palaces are Yongshou Palace, Yikun Palace, Palace of Gathered Elegance Palace, Qixiang Palace, Changchun Palace Palace and Xianfu Palace.

It can be seen that there were not so many concubines in the harem of the ancient emperor, and many ladies-in-waiting in the past dynasties were not allowed to leave the palace after entering the palace. So many of them are aging and fading. Take Jiajing as an example. According to the Song of Eternal Sorrow, in February of the 26th year of Jiajing, Emperor Jiajing told the cabinet that there were not enough concubines in the palace, and he was old and sick. This kind of history will not be wasted.

In addition to the fact that the number and quality of harem are not as high as we thought, there are many rules for ancient concubines to serve the bedroom, and they can't do whatever they want. For example, concubines can't turn their backs on the emperor, so many gestures can't be used, and concubines can't press on the emperor, which greatly restricts the way and fun of the emperor's sexual intercourse. In addition, many concubines were born in famous families, received good education in poetry and calligraphy etiquette since childhood, followed the rules, and could not and would not make charming gestures. Of course, I can't understand the means to please the men in the room. It is conceivable that most emperors in ancient times probably behaved appropriately when making love.

Conclusion: The emperor can't do whatever he wants. For example, if the emperor wants to watch the imperial concubine take a bath, he must buy off the ladies-in-waiting. This kind of thing sounds wonderful enough. So, for the ancient emperors, was it really happy to live in such a big palace? After reading Bian Xiao's introduction above, everyone knows!