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Who has heard this joke and gained knowledge?
Which of you will speak first? The American said, "I'll go first." . . . . . My first wish is to give me a lot of money. "The fairy realized his first wish. The American said, "My second wish is to have a lot of money. The fairy realized his second wish and asked him, "What is your third wish?" ""My third wish is to go home! "The fairy sent the Americans home. The Frenchman went on to say, "My first wish is to give me many beautiful women. "The gods gave him many beautiful women." My second wish is to have many beautiful women. "The fairy gave him many beautiful women." What about your third wish? ""take me home! "The fairy sent the French back home. Ask China people: "What is your first wish? "China people said," give me a bottle of spirit Erguotou. "The fairy met the first wish of the people of China. Q: "What's your second wish?" "Give me another bottle of Erguotou", and the fairy fulfilled the second wish of China people. Q: "What is your third wish? China thought for a moment and said, "I miss Americans and French very much." Please call them back. "Americans and French returned to the desert.
The three men walked on and found another bottle, so they opened it again. A puff of smoke from the bottle turned into a fairy. The fairy said, "I am the younger brother of the fairy you met before." My magic is not as high as his. I can only give you every two wishes. Who said first? " Americans and French, afraid of being called back by China again, shouted: "China people say their wishes first." The fairy looked at the Chinese, and the China people said, "My first wish is to give me a bottle of Erguotou." The fairy satisfied him. Q: "What about your second wish?" China said, "I want nothing more. Go ahead. " The fairy disappeared. The Americans and the French looked at each other.
The three men walked on, and then they found another bottle. When they opened it, another fairy appeared. The fairy said, "I am the younger brother of two immortals you met in front of me." My magic is not as high as theirs. I can only grant each of you one wish. Who said first? " As soon as the voice fell, the Americans and the French shouted at the same time, "Tell China people to go home! ! "China people went home, and only Americans and French people walked in the desert.
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