I am urgently looking for a scenario script (within 5 minutes) for one person. It would be best if there is a corresponding video. There can be two similar characters played by the same person. Bonus

I am urgently looking for a scenario script (within 5 minutes) for one person. It would be best if there is a corresponding video. There can be two similar characters played by the same person. Bonus points for being good!

lt;lt;My University Lifegt;gt;Text

Xu Deliang (A) Guo Degang (B)

B: I am very happy to return to Peking University ~! I am also from Peking University, I am from Beijing Daxing~!

A: (Singing) Tomorrow will you remember the diary you wrote yesterday~

B: Here comes the troublemaker

A: (Singing) Tomorrow Do you still miss you who used to cry the most?

B: I was very fragile when I was young

A: (Singing) The teachers have long forgotten that you used to cry the most~

B: Yes ~Crying~ I said it

A: (Singing) I also happened to look through the photos, and then I remembered you at the same table~

B: Let’s sit together

A: (Suddenly singing loudly) Who... you are so sentimental

B: I’m so shocked that I can’t stand it~

A: (Singing) Who read your diary~

B: I will sue him for peeking at the diary~

A: (Singing) Who tied up your long hair~

B: This look Can’t be a singer~

A: (Singing) Who (Singing) made the wedding dress for you?

B: I bought it myself~

A: (affectionately) College life~just like that~ is gone

B: Everyone has graduated That day

A: You are gone too

B: I stay away from the madman

A: I miss your embroidered hair so much that it overcame me The feeling on the chest~

B: I will stab you to death~

A: How much I miss~ the sweetness of leaving you on a deserted campus and letting me carry you~

B: With your small physique?

A: I want to say something to you

B: Say

A: I love you

B: Brokeback Mountain ?

A: I want to kiss you for the last time~

B: Bring me a basin, I’m going to vomit.

A: What are you doing?

B: You are so disgusting

A: What I am doing is a memory of a period of time~

B: Ah

A: Make a memorial to youth~

B: Memorial~ This word sounds miserable to me~ What are you paying tribute to?

A: To commemorate my college life~

B: Go to college~

A: To commemorate my youthful and regretless love~

B: He talks like he is reciting poetry

A: This is my first time walking on a university campus~

B: It turned out that I was not allowed to enter~

A: That’s me to report`

B: Oh, it’s the first day~

A: It’s my first time walking on the main road of campus

B ：Yeah

A: Looking at the banner coming towards me, I felt very excited~

B: Oh~?

A: Excited ~ a little trembling~

B: Trembling? It says "Welcome new students"?

A: "Carry out a campaign to eradicate rats"~

B: Oh~~ That's right to tremble~ This is called extermination of relatives for justice~

A: You are the rat

B: These words don’t sound close to each other~

A: That’s it~ my college life has begun~

B: Take your time

A: When I was a freshman, I only had one thought~

B: What for?

A: Study

B: Just go to class~

A: My love of studying is influenced by the boss in our dormitory~

B: Oh~ The boss likes school very much? ~

A: Working hard on academics~

B: A good student or

A lot~

A: He loves studying very much~

B: Then he has good grades~

A: So much so in his life~ Academic terms~

B: That’s amazing~

A: One time~ my eyes were bad~

B: Yeah

A: I went to the hospital to see a doctor~

B: Yes

A: "Doctor, my eyes, the light is projected onto the object and then reflected to my pupils. When doing the above, an equivalent image is always produced next to the body of the object."

B: It's quite complicated.

A: "And this image is not separate from the body. It's an intersectional relationship." The doctor thought for a long time~ "You see double images, right?"

B: If I were that doctor, I would have to fight

A: Yes, yes, the doctor’s generalization ability is very strong

B: Is this called generalization ability? All Chinese people say this

A: I am influenced by the boss of our dormitory~

B: I don’t think you talk like him

A: I am Good study~

B: Yes, yes~

A: I study in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening~ I study while eating, sleeping, and dreaming~

B: Hey~ Look at me~ Is this a good result?

A: No~ Unfortunately, my interest changed during my sophomore year~

B: Oh? Did your interests change during your sophomore year? What do you like?

A: Then the freshman is the senior in high school~

B: Right, right, right~

A: Who is still studying hard in the sophomore year?

B: Oh? Please tell me about this. I haven’t been to school, so I don’t know much about it~

A: I like sports~ This is influenced by the second child in our dormitory~

B: The boss’s brother~ It’s not easy for the two brothers to get together~

A: He is from Beijing~

B: Oh~~

A: He is from Beijing~ Do you know where I live, Ping'an Avenue, Beijing No. 4 Middle School?

B: I know~

A: Opposite the playground of Beijing No. 4 Middle School~

B: I bought popsicles at that door~

A: Yeah~ we live there~

B: OK~

A: Every weekend~ he goes back to watch football~

B: Yes

A: He is a fan~ We are all fans in the room~

B: Yeah?

A: But in our dormitory~ he doesn’t have a TV~

B: Ha~ life in this dormitory is hard~

A: He will tell us about football when he comes back ~We are the slanderers~

B: What’s wrong?

A: It’s so uncomfortable~

B: That’s right

A: When I went back that day, I saw him sitting in the dormitory. He was going there with the golden sword. Sit down~

B: What’s going on?

B: Take a look

A: "'Whoosh' and pass it to the midfielder..." When I heard it ~ what kind of ball is this? Serie A?

B: No

A: Premier League?

B: Not necessarily

A: There was no ball yesterday~

B: Just say yes~

A: Listen quickly Listen

B: Listen to what other people say

A: Still talking to Na Kan, "Oh~ the midfielder is also very strong, a diagonal pass through, the winger beats the horse and kills , 'Pa' and it crossed the baseline."

B: Yeah

A: "Hit the ball directly~ This kick is high and floating~ The striker has arrived ~'When' a head,"

B: The ball went in, right?

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A: "No"

B: What?

A: "Let the goalkeeper block it out"

B: Look at it

A: "It doesn't matter if it's blocked out. It's not blocked very far, okay. Falling at the feet of other forwards.

He kicks his left foot, lifts his right foot, and then kicks it, the world wave~~"

B: Hey! Wait a minute, wait a minute, the world wave?

A: The world is in turmoil~

B: Oh~~ Please explain this~

A: No one in the world can play such a beautiful arc~

B: Oh~ Oh~ such a great ability?

A: "What a wave in the world~' Such a kick hit the goal post and bounced back."

B: Come again

A: “Hey~! It's under his feet again"

B: I have plenty of time~

A: "Left and right, cross the goalkeeper"

B: Yeah, yeah

A: "It's an empty door"

B: Look at it

A: "Just lift your foot and enter"

B: With so much force?

A: "It's a pity that he didn't cum."

B: What?

A: "Hi~ As soon as the school bell rings. Ah, they stopped playing”

B: Ouch, junior high school students play football?

A: Anyway, I am very influenced by him~

B: Your sweaty head looks like you have worked hard~

A: I kicked in the morning, kicked in the afternoon, and kicked in the evening~

B: Please stay in good health Yeah~

A: No!

B: What?

A: My interests have changed again in my junior year!

B: Huh~ Transfer again?

A: Yes

B: What do you like this time?

A: You are a junior. My love interest has just begun~

B: Hey! I’m starting to like men~

A: Is that funny?

B: Huh?

A: Are you starting to like male Xianghua?

B: You’ve just started to fall in love in your third year of college? A: Then I used to like women~

B: Then I liked men!

A: Hi, no~ I used to like women~

B: Now I like men?

A: Can you please stop asking me?

B: No!

A: I originally liked girls but never pursued them~

B: Yes, yes, yes

A: By my junior year, I dared to pursue female classmates. La~

B: What a great thing!

A: It was influenced by the third child in our dormitory~

B: Oh. ? The second brother’s brother!

A: Why are they all brothers?

B: It’s not easy for the three of us to get admitted together~

A: We are in the same dormitory~

B: Oh~ that’s how it came to be (music lin four times)

A: We are all brothers!

B: Look, you don’t even have any water

A: The third child is a lover!

B: Would you rather be immortal? Showing his face~

A: Falling in love, love sage~! He was twenty-one that year

B: Ah~

A: He gave in to both I dumped eighteen women

B: This is better than me. I had sex with ten of them that year and had sex with more than twenty~!

A: He has a lot of experience~!

B: Let’s learn from others~!

A: That’s right~ I fell in love with a girl majoring in Chinese, very beautiful, in her twenties

B: Oh, look at it~

A: But I just don’t dare to talk to her!

B: You have to be brave~

A: Of course~ our third brother~ taught me~

B: What did you say?

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A: "You have no experience with this thing like me,"

B: Oh, yes, learn from others

A: "You have to strike up a conversation with a girl, do you understand? ?”

B: Chatting up?

A: "Striking up a conversation~! Hehe"

B: Translated into Chinese, it means hooking up~

A: That's what it means anyway~ "You don't know How do you know this person? Learn from me."

B: Learn from him

A: "She walks in front, you walk in the back"

B: Hey~

A: "When no one is around, look for something~"

B: Yes

A: " You just don’t have anything on you, pick something up from the ground, go over and ask her, ‘Classmate, did you drop this?’”

B: This is a way~~

A: "Don't we know each other now?"

B: What a great idea~!

A: What a great idea~! I met her next to the Third Religion~

B: Let’s start

A: She is walking in front~

B: Yes

A: I am following behind

B: That is

A: I said to myself: Calm down

B: Calm down

A: Courage

B: Yes

A: Show courage

B: Show more~

A: I need to show my courage~ I patted her on the shoulder: 'Classmate, did you drop this brick? '

B: …………..Don’t tell me, there is nothing else to pick up on the ground~

A: She grabbed the brick and took a picture of me~

B: Yes, this student later became a monk and his name was Lu Zhishen. He also beat up a classmate named Zhen Guanxi.

A: I’ve never heard of it. All girls nowadays are like this.

B: Yes?

A: What a savage girlfriend, hehe~!

B: Oh~!

A: Haha, yes, savage girlfriend~!

B: Ah~~This method is very effective~1

A: It is very effective, although it did not succeed this time~

B: Yes En

A: But since then, I have been chatting up with girls all over the campus.

B: Please introduce this hookup scene!

A: ‘Classmate, did you drop this shovel? '

B: This is an undergraduate student from the shovel department

A: (action, hit someone with a shovel)

B: Yes, hit him to death

A: 'Classmate, did you drop this table? '

B: The pocket is too small to fit~

A: (action, use the table to frighten someone)

B: Yes, frighten him to death~

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A: 'Classmate, did you drop this isolation pile? ’

B: Don’t you have the strength to pick it up?

A: (Action, smash with isolation pile?)

B: Yes, just write it on the monument~!

A: I’m not discouraged~~~! ! !

B: Yes, you are dead~!

A: Who is it?

B: Have you gone to the construction site to find someone? ah? Still in isolation, classmate, did you fall down this building? kindness?

A: I have been beaten by many of them~

B: Whoever doesn’t beat will be sorry~

A: But I am not discouraged~?#

B: This is called not being ashamed~!

A: Last time, I fell in love with a beautiful woman in the chemistry laboratory~

B: He was not idle in the chemistry laboratory either~!

A: Humph~~~She is in front~

B: Yes

A: I picked up a test tube on the table~~ ~'Classmate,?#￥—*#?#￥'

B: Talk

A: It’s okay~

B: What’s the matter?

A: Aqua regia? (I don’t know which word it is, I’m too ignorant)

B: Oh~~~~Don’t stay behind her next time, go in front of her~

A: No What about next time? It will be like this next time~

B: What kind of thing?

A: (ghost voice) 'Classmate, classmate,'

B: Oh, that was sulfuric acid thrown on the face

A: 'This one Did you drop the paper money? ’

B: Did I say it was haunted? Look~, aqua regia is so powerful, it is said that it can even melt gold~

A: Until senior year~

B: Senior year~

A: I am still singing my single love song ~ walking on a campus without love ~ senior year is about to pass ~

B: Graduation is about to happen

A: The credits are almost there~

B: That’s it

A: We don’t have a job, everyone has nothing to do~

B: Yeah

A: A lot of pressure

B: Also anxious~

A: There are still one or two subjects~failed

B: Not too much

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A: Everyone won’t go to class either

B: Yes~

A: I have a lot of my own things~

B: Yes ~

A: The teacher quits~'Roll roll call next time~! '

B: Yes

A: That morning, I slept in a daze,

B: Yes

A : Someone pulled me awake~'Hey~! Hey~~ Get up, buddy, today I~~ I have to go for an interview. Please say yes for me when my name is called.’

B: Why do you still have to go for an interview?

A: Looking for a job

B: Oh~~~

A: It’s a lot of pressure~

B: That’s right ~

A: 'Hey~ buddy, I just joined my class yesterday. I can't ask for leave today, please promise me'

B: This is yours I have to do it for him~

A: 'Hey, buddies, buddies, I'm going to work, I can't invite you... just promise me~'

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B: Yes, everyone in this dormitory has something to do except you

A: 'Deliang, in fact, I have lost my studies in this ontology practice'

B: I know this person, I just said it once

A: 'At this level of care'

B: He speaks carefully

A: 'I am I want to go to class'

B: That's understandable, eh

A: 'But yesterday, twelve or thirteen hours ago'

B: How accurate? ~! !

A: 'When I?#我?# eat'

B: Eat

A: 'That is when I supplement nutrients with water and protein '

B: This is too detailed~

A: 'There is a stream of gas from the mouth to the abdominal cavity~'

B: Hi~No Eating out~

A: 'As for tonight~ I?#￥I~?#? I have such a feeling like labor pains in the lower part of my lower abdomen~ I woke up this morning and felt this way More and more. . . .

'(Interruption) Pull it away~~

B: Great, your summary is quite accurate~ It feels a little disgusting to hear him speak

A: I didn't sleep very late last night either

B: You can also take me here~

A: Writing a resume

B: Resume?

A: Looking for a job

B: It’s a lot of pressure

A: Yes, I fell asleep~I said, ‘Okay, okay. You all go~~ let me help you'

B: Go and give them names

A: Come to the classroom, sit here, get on The eyelids started to fall off

B: I haven't slept all night

A: With my eyes closed~ I felt dizzy and listened to the teacher's roll call~'Yi Deliang'

B: I'm calling you

A: Here~

B: I have to agree~

A: 'Zhang San', here! ! ! ~~~~~ (the voice is low)

B: Yeah~~~

A: '李思'~~~~ (the voice is low)

B: Choking`~~

A: 'Wang Wu' is here~~ (the voice is thin)

B: Okay, there are people from the palace~~ ~Wait a minute, why is your voice still rising and falling?

A: I’m afraid the teacher will hear it.

B: Oh~Imitate other people’s voices~!

A: Hey~! !

B: You are really a genius~

A: The teacher said ‘Yi Deliang’~ ‘What are you doing? 'What are you doing?

B: That's right

A: 'Open your eyes and take a look.' As soon as I opened my eyes, I said, "Yo" ~ There are two people in the class today~

B: If you try to learn the voices of three people, it will be considered a failure~

A: In the blink of an eye, it’s July

B: It’s July

A: The classmates are about to go their separate ways

B: Hey~ Where did they come from?

A: The brothers are about to separate~

B: Alas~~~

A: Friends walk together for life~

B: Sing again

A: Those days no longer exist

B: Yes

A: In one sentence, a lifetime, a lifetime of love, a glass of wine, the boss went to Guangzhou

B: Yes

A: The second brother went to the United States

B: Hey~!

A: The third child went to Shanghai, and the fourth child went to Zhejiang

B: They are everywhere

A: The fifth child went to Heilongjiang~I said Classmates and brothers, it doesn’t matter. Come to me when you go back to school~

B: Are you staying in school? Everyone is gone

A: Yeah~

B: Did you fail the exam? Not graduated?

A: What do you mean by not graduating?

B: Why did you stay?

A: They were confused about my English. I didn’t graduate~~I didn’t pass~

B: Oh~English~this is quite difficult~

A : Leng told me?#￥I didn’t pass Level 1~

B: This is a little difficult~

A: I’m not a fitter, why should I take the exam?

B: I, I sympathize with you on this. I didn’t get into the folk art troupe because of my English.

A: Oh, they regretted it later, right?

B: It’s your story, don’t talk nonsense~ This is Peking University, don’t talk nonsense~

A: Hi~~~

B: I hug ( With a loud voice), what's more, you say huh? After graduation, everyone left, leaving you behind.

A: Fortunately,

B: Huh?

A: There are still exams~

B: There are still exams?

A: There are still make-up exams~!

B: Oh~!

A: I can’t pass the make-up exam

B: Why?

What?

A: I have to find a job~

B: Oh, I still have to be busy at work

A: How can I have time to study

B: Jing Gu is talking about cross talk

A: It doesn’t matter, I have a solution~!

B: What solution?

A: On the day of the exam, I sneaked into the classroom at four o'clock in the morning.

B: What are you going to steal?

A: What are you stealing for? I followed my admission ticket, which table I had chosen, and I carved the words on the table very densely

B: Thank you for your skill

A: It was very dense

B: Yes, you can make a living even if you don’t graduate and go out to carve stamps (seals)

A: Small regular script~

B: Look at that look in your eyes See you?

A: All are in English

B: Oh my God

A: All the required sentence patterns and words are packed on the table, haha~ ! Take a look at this table and put a black sheet on it!

B: Okay! I use so much ink

A: As I sit here, I think, I will pass this time and I can graduate

B: That’s right

A: At eight o'clock, hula hula, all the classmates came in. When I took a look, why didn't I recognize anyone?

B: Your eyes are blurred

A: Normal! ?This is a make-up exam~ Which department has it?

B: Yes, there is something else if the guarantee is not enough

A: Huh? The teacher doesn’t know me either

B: Yes

A: When they walked past my desk, they all looked at me with great admiration

B : These people have never seen anything

A: (action, looking at people)

B: Look at you

A: My heart says: Hey ~~Hey~~, is it too late to start? ! ~! ! !

B: Don’t grin~

A: You deserve to fail~!

B: Hey~! Even if I beat you to death~

A: With this, I have passed the test~!

B: Look at this unlucky look~

A: The teacher sent me the paper and let me take a look~

B: How is it?

A: Taking the Japanese test

B: Look how you did this~

A: I said the teacher is wrong~ No teacher~

B: Question

A: Look at my admission ticket, it’s 206. Is it 206?

B: Yes, that’s right.

A: How do you pronounce Japanese in the English test?

B: That’s right

A: Did you enter the wrong room? Have you all entered the wrong house?

B: All wrong?

A: The teacher said you can take it for a look~ ‘Classmate, this is the third teaching 206, and this is the first teaching 206.’ What should I do?

B: Hey~

A: I’m going to take the exam now, but I can’t pass~ If I don’t take the exam now, I won’t be able to graduate

B: Why don’t you carve a stamp?

A: How about I take the Japanese test here?

B: You may not know it

A: It’s of no use~

B: You can say it is~

A: What can we do?

B: What should I do?

A: That’s it~

B: Yes

A: I know there are tigers in the mountains

B: OK~

A: Prefer to travel to Hushan Mountain

B: Not bad~

A: There are dangers in the exam~There is a red sun in my heart~

B: This Tang poem~

A: The east wind dances under my feet~

B: Not bad~

A: It doesn’t matter~ Isn’t it just English?

B: Ah~~

A: Three Teachings 206~Here I come

B: That’s right~

A: I went against the table~

B: Lack of heart Ah~