A parrot joke

1. It is said that a lady bought a female parrot on a whim. I didn't expect to take it home. The first thing it said was, "Do you want to sleep with me?" When the lady heard this, she thought: No, outsiders thought I was teaching this, which didn't ruin my image as a lady. So she tried her best to give the parrot something elegant, but the mother parrot was very determined and would only say, "Do you want to sleep with me?" ? What shall we do? When the lady lost her mind, she heard that the priest had a parrot (male). The parrot not only didn't swear, but also was a devout believer, praying most of the time every day. So the lady went to the priest for help. After understanding her purpose, the priest said with a slightly embarrassed face: "Well, it is very difficult. In fact, I didn't deliberately teach parrots anything. The reason why I am so pious may be that I have been edified here for a long time. "

Seeing that the lady was very depressed, the priest said, "Tell you what, you bring me that parrot and I'll put them together.". I hope your parrot will be affected after a period of time. That's all I can do. Whether it works or not depends on providence.

"Madam heard these words, also can only be the case. Isn't there a saying: Is it near Zhu Zhechi? Just try it. So she took the parrot to see the priest. The priest put two parrots together as promised. At first, the female parrot was a little stiff. Seeing the male parrot in the corner of the cage and praying silently, I really can't bear to bother. But she still can't help herself. Finally, the clear voice said, "Do you want to sleep with me? "

Hearing this, the male parrot stopped praying, turned to look at the female parrot, and suddenly burst into tears: "Thank God, my wish of praying for so many years has finally come true?"

2. A fat man got on the plane and found a parrot in the seat. But now is the internet age, and all kinds of strange things are there, so I'm not surprised. I was a little thirsty, so I asked the stewardess for a glass of water, but the stewardess was always busy and had no time to deliver water for a long time. Then the parrot next to me spoke: I x you! Are you looking for cigarettes? Why hasn't the fucking executive I want arrived yet? The stewardess immediately sent XO, and she has been apologizing. The fat man looked, oh, so they bought it. So he also shouted loudly: you x your grandmother! Are you looking for a fan? Why hasn't the water I want come yet! The stewardess also came at once, but this time with two big men. They had a fight and threw the fat man out. Fat people can't figure out how to be a parrot in midair. At this time, the parrot was thrown out as soon as the hatch was opened. The parrot flew to the fat man and said, Silly X, how dare you be so awesome without wings? !

A red parrot came to a grocery store, threw a dime on the counter and shouted, "Boss, give me a fudge!" " The boss moved a ladder to the top of the shelf, took down a candy jar and put it on the counter for the parrot to choose. The parrot picked one and left with satisfaction. As soon as the boss put the jar back on the shelf, another green parrot came, dropped a dime and shouted, Boss, give me a fudge! The boss had no choice but to move the ladder up and down again. Just after seeing off the parrot, another blue parrot came outside the door. The boss shook his head and moved the ladder to climb up again. He asked the parrot with a jar, "Do you want a fudge, too?" The blue parrot shook his head, and the boss found that he had made a mistake, so I packed the jar and ladder again and asked, What do you want? The parrot replied, I want two jelly beans.

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