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How many true words are said in a joking manner?
1. If betrayal is a kind of courage, then accepting betrayal requires a greater kind of courage. The former only requires enough bravery, or it may be just an impulse, while the latter tests the degree of tolerance. It is by no means as simple as impulse, and all it takes is time. Anything can always become simple as long as you are willing.
2. Love must be the prerequisite for marriage, and cherishing it is the necessary obsession to join hands with each other.
3. How many true words have been said in a joking manner in a lifetime?
4. Life is like a dance. The person who teaches you the first dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end...
5. Those things that we once thought we would never forget are with us. In the process of never forgetting it, we forgot it.
6. What life is is not important, what is important is our attitude towards life. The only thing that can save you is yourself. You don’t have to worry about the judgment of the outside world, you don’t have to fall into the eyes of others, and you don’t have to distort yourself to please the world. A good sleep is more important than anything else.
7. Life is not for make do. The humbler you act, the farther away some happy things will be from you.
9. The saddest thing is when you meet a special person and realize that you can never be together. Sooner or later, you have to give up.
10. The reason why I fall in love with you is not because of your good looks, but because you gave me a feeling that others cannot give me in a special time.
11. No one will accompany you for a lifetime, so you have to adapt to loneliness. No one will help you for a lifetime, so you have to struggle for a lifetime.
12. I don’t think about whether I can succeed. Since I have chosen the distance, I only care about the wind and rain; I don’t think about whether there will be cold wind and cold rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, I will leave it to you. The world can only be seen from behind.
13. I heard people say that when a person leaves this world, the palm prints on his hands will disappear. If it is true, I hope that my emotional line will still be there after I leave, because I want to keep my love. your traces.
14. Life is a process. Although the results of things are important, the process of doing things is more important, because we will be happier when the results are good, but the process makes our lives fulfilling.
15. Why is secret love so good? Because secret love never fails. Your smile makes me happy for many days. I remember your words for many years.
16. Some people give you their heart, but you pretend not to see it, because you don’t like it. Some people have ripped out your heart, but you still pretend it doesn't hurt because you love them.
17. Some people are always stubborn and unable to let go when something happens. What makes you depressed is often not how serious the matter is, but because you have nothing more important to do.
18. No matter how old you are now, your real life journey begins from the day you choose your direction.
19. Don’t rush to tell others some things. Keep them in your heart and let them settle slowly. Maybe after a few days, you will not feel so sad anymore. If you tell others at that time, maybe It's a ridiculous thing.
20. The most sorry thing in this life is my own heart, which hurts me again and again. How many true words have been said in a joking manner in a lifetime?
1. If betrayal is a kind of courage, then accepting betrayal requires a greater kind of courage. The former only requires enough bravery, or it may be just an impulse, while the latter tests the degree of tolerance. It is by no means as simple as impulse, and all it takes is time. Anything can always become simple as long as you are willing.
2. Love must be the prerequisite for marriage, and cherishing it is the necessary obsession to join hands with each other.
3. How many true words have been said in a joking manner in a lifetime?
4. Life is like a dance. The person who teaches you the first dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end...
5. Those things that we once thought we would never forget are with us. In the process of never forgetting it, we forgot it.
6. What life is is not important, what is important is our attitude towards life. The only thing that can save you is yourself. You don’t have to worry about the judgment of the outside world, you don’t have to fall into the eyes of others, and you don’t have to distort yourself to please the world. A good sleep is more important than anything else.
7. Life is not for make do. The humbler you act, the farther away some happy things will be from you.
8. No matter whether someone loves us or not, we must work hard to be a loving person. Don’t blame anyone, don’t laugh at anyone, don’t envy anyone, just shine under the sun, run in the wind and rain, dream your own dreams, and walk your own path.
9. The saddest thing is when you meet a special person and realize that you can never be together. Sooner or later, you have to give up.
10. The reason why I fall in love with you is not because of your good looks, but because you gave me a feeling that others cannot give me in a special time.
11. No one will accompany you for a lifetime, so you have to adapt to loneliness. No one will help you for a lifetime, so you have to struggle for a lifetime.
12. I don’t think about whether I can succeed. Since I have chosen the distance, I only care about the wind and rain; I don’t think about whether there will be cold wind and cold rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, I will leave it to you. The world can only be seen from behind.
13. I heard people say that when a person leaves this world, the palm prints on his hands will disappear. If it is true, I hope that my emotional line will still be there after I leave, because I want to keep my love. your traces.
14. Life is a process. Although the results of things are important, the process of doing things is more important, because we will be happier when the results are good, but the process makes our lives fulfilling.
15. Why is secret love so good? Because secret love never fails. Your smile makes me happy for many days. I remember your words for many years.
16. Some people give you their heart, but you pretend not to see it because you don’t like it. Some people have ripped out your heart, but you still pretend it doesn't hurt because you love them.
17. Some people are always stubborn and unable to let go when something happens. What makes you depressed is often not how serious the matter is, but because you have nothing more important to do.
18. No matter how old you are now, your real life journey begins from the day you choose your direction.
19. Don’t rush to tell others some things. Keep them in your heart and let them settle slowly. Maybe after a few days, you will not feel so sad anymore. If you tell others at that time, maybe It's a ridiculous thing.
20. The most sorry thing in this life is my own heart, which hurts me again and again. All confessions that are said sincerely but taken back as jokes are mixed with pain
1. Please put your heart into perspective and take a look at the past from my position.
2. Don't trust your memories so much. The person in them may not miss you the same way.
3. I am also afraid of time to tell the truth, and insisting on it will turn into a joke later.
4. All confessions that are said with sincerity but taken back as jokes are mixed with pain.
5. Whether you are sad or not is up to you, and whether you are hurt or not is up to your heart. We all like to show off our strength, and we all like to shed tears and say it’s okay with a smile.
6. He just treats you as a game, but you play with him with your life.
7. I saw my ex sadly posting on Weibo saying that he and his mistress broke up. It was very sad and so on. I went in and liked it.
8. A piece of writing, a piece of hurt, a piece of memory, a piece of sourness.
9. For some people, you try your best to keep them, but what you get in return is fatigue.
10. The person I thought would always be there is gone; the hand I thought I would always hold is loosened. Then I discovered that it turned out that saying goodbye was very simple, just turning around gently and waving gently.
11. What hurts me more than losing you is that you didn't even try hard to be with me.
12. You must live a happier life than me, otherwise you can't afford my embarrassing exit.
13. If you give up, you shouldn’t regret it; if you lose it, you shouldn’t remember it; let go of what you should let go of and quit the drama with no ending.
14. You have to experience some betrayal and some heartbreak before you can understand people's hearts in the end.
15. When you feel tired, squat down to comfort your own shadow and tell yourself that you must be strong; when you feel wronged, look up to the sky and tell yourself that you will not lose your tears easily.
16. No matter how great the sorrow is, it will always be just a story to others.
17. You changed your hairstyle and started to be humble and polite to everyone. When you saw my faint smile, it was so unfamiliar that it made me want to cry.
18. At first they said they would not invest, but in the end they were all doomed.
19. Thank you for always thinking of me when no one is with you, but I don’t lack you.
20. Some fates come that make people a little unprepared. Meetings like this make people feel helpless. They just sigh, long time no see. Everything is fine. True words to my wife
1. If you receive it, don’t blame me. Who is timid? I dare not confess my love to you. I will choose a season to love you. The oath of eternal love runs too fast. If you are willing, you can also love me.
27. It’s late at night, and I begin to miss you. I miss your bun, your breath, your cautiousness when you walk, and your silence when you love me. Because of love, we become a whole.
28. When two people hug each other, it is called a dream. When one person hugs himself, it is called emptiness. There is no north, south, east, west, or time and space. People who love each other across thousands of mountains and rivers do not feel that they are far away. Embrace Valentine’s Day on December 14th and wish you happiness!
29. The love patent is shared by you and me. This patent is exclusive, exclusive, exclusive, legal and valid for a long time, and cannot be transferred or shared. It comes with one copy of true love and one copy of true love, between you and me. ***Shou, forever!
30. I ignore time because I am waiting for you to appear. I ignore distance because I am waiting for you to appear. I ignore rainy days because I am waiting for you to appear. I ignore language because I miss you and have never changed. My dear, miss you.
31. What I want most is to hold your hand, and what I love most to see is your smile towards me. Even if the whole world can change, I will not change, because your smile is in my eyes and in my heart.
32. A little bee flies into the flowers, a man and a woman are in love, and the moon is holding the red rope; the sunny boy is a beautiful boy, the girl is waiting in the boudoir, and the flowers come to meet each other, a match made in heaven, flowers are full, and the moon is full, I wish all the lovers in the world Finally got married.
33. There is no desert in the world. Every time I think of you, God drops a grain of sand, and the Sahara is born! There is no sea in the world. Every time I think of you, God sheds a tear and the Pacific Ocean appears.
34. Let me accompany you, a generous gift from God. There are no gorgeous words to express sincere friendship. There is only one heart that will beat for you forever. That is my true feeling, no matter day or night. Always thinking about you.
35. I am waiting for you. I am learning to be strong because of the hug you owe me. I am waiting for you. Because you said you would hold my hand and run, I have learned to cherish me. My hand is just for the gentle moment you hold it.
36. In the vast sea of ????people, I navigate with your name; in the desolate and cold night, I embrace your name to keep me warm; in the long life, I carry your name with me. I miss you, but I can't find you; I chase you, but I can't catch you; it turns out that you are in my heart.
37. You and I, in heaven and on earth, will love you all our lives; there is no need to ask me if I am okay, just know that I miss you; every word expresses my feelings, and every piece of true love is given to you; no matter where the world is or how far away I am, I miss you. Haijiao, I just want to follow you for the rest of my life!
38. I don’t know how long a life will be. No one knows how many fates there are. It doesn’t matter how far the road is. As long as two people rely on their hearts, no matter how far it is, it won’t feel like a long way. I am willing to go to the ends of the earth with you.
39. On a cold night, a touch of longing, a trace of concern, and a silent blessing are condensed into simple words and delivered to you through text messages. I hope you take care of yourself and remind you: the weather is getting colder. , keep warm!
40. Kiss you with my sincerity, and my love will be deep; kiss you with my true love, and my affection will be deep; kiss you with my thoughts, and my thoughts will be deep; kiss you with my blessings, and my thoughts will be deep; kiss you On Valentine's Day, I wish you happiness and everlasting love.
41. I loop your single in my memory. Every tone is very familiar, not because of how many times it takes, but because life is only once, so I will keep listening to it after I choose it. , will not change.
42. In winter, I give you the sunshine of Hawaii; in summer, I give you the coolness of Harbin; in spring, I go boating on the West Lake with you; in autumn, I watch the Fragrant Hills turn yellow with you. I wish to send my true love to your heart and make you unparalleled happiness all year round!
43. In the days without you, love is wasted. The flowers and plants along the river we walked together are withered. The mark you left on me cannot be erased. Only with love, let it go. Deepen it further, love is a long-term solution.
44. There are only 28 days in February. What is subtracted is only time, but the longing has never been reduced. Blessings are in every day, and the silent thoughts are peace; no matter how long or short the time is, no matter the sea or the mulberry fields; best wishes You are still happy and blessed!
45. You are the parentheses that I remember, which keep my life from deviating from the course amidst my paranoid obstacles. I am looking forward to (waiting for) the autumn sunset, under the Bodhi tree, beside the mirror stand. , burning the faithful vow of love in life.
46. Are you a fairy or a mortal? Your every move touches my heart. Your every frown and every smile captivates my soul. When I meet you, I am destined to love deeply. When I fall in love with you, I am destined to fall in love with you. Staying with you all my life, loving you is the greatest blessing in my life!
47. A glass of good wine can only be tasted best by two people! An emotion can only be understood best when two people know each other! A close friend is the most precious and precious thing between two people. A lifelong friendship is the most difficult to find if only two people cherish it!
48. Let me teach you archery. Archery is really interesting. First, you have to pull the bow hard,/and then carefully aim in the direction of the arrow. Okay, just point it toward me. Come here with your heart, I am willing to be your prey!
49. Embrace a better life and show off your brilliance. Embrace health, happiness, and happiness. Embrace auspiciousness and peace, and may your life be sunny and colorful. Embrace Valentine’s Day on 12 and 14, hug your dearest ones and express your love!
50. Acacia is a song, lingering and pathos, infinitely romantic; falling in love is a glass of wine, with a long aftertaste that touches the heartstrings; falling in love is a piece of candy, sweet, happy, and flavorful; confession is Sincerely: I will love you without regrets for the rest of my life!
51. You are everything in my life and the bet for my lifelong struggle. I have overcome obstacles for you, suffered hardships for you, and been busy for you, but I still have no hesitation. Because you are all my sweet happiness.
52. I often dream of you at night. You are the most beautiful scenery in a thousand mountains. No one can enter my heart except you. Paying attention to you is the happiest thing in my life. , I will risk my life for you. How are you?
53. There is always a shape that outlines your appearance in my heart. There is always a sentence that poeticizes your tenderness in my heart. There is always a time in my heart to miss you every day and night. story, my dear, love you.
54. The passing days are like pieces of withered leaves and petals. What gradually fades away is the innocence and romance of youth. I don’t remember how much rain was falling on my chest and the wind was ringing in my ears. I just know that the vicissitudes of life have already entered my heart and climbed onto my face!
55. The stars are sparse at night and the love is dense. The lilies in the heart add new green. The flowers remain the same despite the cold wind. The heart, roots and stems are dependent on each other. The spring scenery is full of winter snow, and the flowers, stems and leaves are inseparable. Missing you means that I will never leave you on the night of blooming flowers.
56. My thoughts about you are as clear as the bright moonlight outside the window, and your smile is as clear as water and lingers in my heart all the time. Nourish your heart with my warm embrace. My dear, you have given me all the good times. I love you!
57. The cheeks are red, the hair is black; the lips are beautiful, the teeth are white; the oranges are sour, the sea water is salty; the affection is endless, I miss you. It's sweet; I miss you forever and love you forever.
58. The earth revolves around the sun day and night, which is its persistence; the sea water accepts the influence of the moon on its own tides, which is its tolerance of its ebb and flow. My heart towards you is the same, I will never leave you, never give up, never resent you!
59. The spring silkworm will not be exhausted until death, but my love for you will be deeper than the old love; the wild fire will not burn out, and the love will never end; the apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can’t stop crying, and the two people’s laughter will never stop; I don’t know what to do How can I express my love for you? Say it loudly: I love you!
60. I stare at the distance across the world, but I forget that one day I will be with you. I feel the temperature of the whole world, but I forget that there will be a little more time to embrace you. I have spent it All the time in the world, but I forget every day when you are not around.
61. I look forward to you sincerely, you are my deepest thoughts; with good friendship, you are my endless concern; with deep feelings, you are my greatest blessing; on the road to happiness, you are my most important blessing. The best gift; health and happiness, you are my most beautiful wealth!
62. With love, you will not feel tired after walking through thousands of mountains and rivers; with affection, you will not feel sad after experiencing wind and rain; if you know each other heart to heart, the world will become so close; Cherish, difficulties are also sweet. I love you day and night, for a lifetime!
63. Only when the wind fell in love with the rain did we have the beautiful blue sky; only when the fish fell in love with the water did we have the enviable joy of fish and water; only when Adam fell in love with Eve did we have you now. I hope our love can last forever and be happy!
64. We always hope for a glorious life, but in fact it is inevitable that our hearts will be hurt; we always hope for a lingering love, but in fact it is inevitably bland and saltless; we always hope for a prosperous career, but in fact it is inevitable that there will be twists and turns. Life is inevitably helpless, correct your attitude and happiness will be there.
65. Love is not news and does not need to be known to everyone! Love is not an advertisement and does not require sensational insertions! Love is not a sponsor and does not need to be advertised repeatedly! 125 Self-Love Day, self-love, true adaptation, if there are any similarities, I wish you happiness! /
66. I want to hold you, but distance doesn’t allow it; I want to accompany you, but time doesn’t allow it; I want to listen to you, but work doesn’t allow it; I want to hold you, but my body doesn’t allow it; I can only miss you from the bottom of my heart. With you, this message wishes you the best, and I hope to spend Valentine’s Day with you!
67. The feeling of first love is sweet and sour, the feeling of secret love is secretive, the feeling of unrequited love is lonely, the feeling of passionate love is vigorous, the feeling of broken love is miserable, and the feeling of not being in love is calm. , whether you are in love or not, you should be happy!
68, 6, 14 Kiss Valentine’s Day is here, my dear, with the first kiss, we seal our relationship; with a passionate kiss, we set off happily; with a kiss, we love each other; with a continued kiss, we are intimate and affectionate** Warm, loving, considerate and considerate for life!
69. During the day, I would like to transform into the sun, shower you with thousands of eyes, kiss you and convey warmth. At night, I would like to transform into the moon, spread endless brightness, kiss you, and send you tenderness. Kissing Valentine's Day, I wish you good luck every day, sweet dreams every night, and happiness forever.
70. If life is a river, you are my other shore. Every time I swim hard, just to reach you; if life is a mountain, you are the peak of the clouds. Every step is difficult. Climbing, just to overlook the world with you!
71. If there are no ears, I can still hear your voice; if there is no nose, I can still smell your breath; if there are no eyes, I can still see your appearance; but not without Arms, because I want to embrace you!
72. I am the first person you want to talk to when you encounter pain, the first person you want to share when you encounter happiness, the first person you can rely on when encountering setbacks, and I am the first person you want to talk to in this life. A person who will accompany you until old age. So please give me the number one priority in your heart.
73. When you are troubled, bask in your joy, happiness, and cheerfulness to embrace you, and a wonderful life kisses you; when you are tired, let yourself relax, and gather good luck, peace, and good fortune, and a wonderful life kisses you; Kiss Valentine’s Day on June 14th, wishing you a happy and wonderful life.
74. The innocent me and the silly you are always so persistent and dedicated in their feelings; the happy you and the happy me are always so pure and transparent in their thoughts; passionate and romantic You and I are always young; you and I, who are understanding and tolerant, are happy every day.
75. Charming eyes, full of affection; intoxicating dimples, full of sweetness; playful corners of the mouth, slightly upturned; fiery lips, filled with endless expectations. Kiss Valentine's Day, kiss the romantic passion, kiss the happiness of this life, kiss the eternal vow: I love you forever!
76. Meeting is a kind of fate, meeting is an opportunity, falling in love is a sweetness, embracing is a kind of longing, hugging is an emotion, missing requires hugs, missing requires hugs, today is a hug on Valentine’s Day , I want to hug you, but I can’t see you in person, so I can only hug you through letters. I wish you a happy hug!
77. People who love each other must endure a lot of pain, the pain of missing, the pain of saying goodbye, and even the pain of jealousy when they are together. But even if it hurts so much, we still have to love each other. Because if you don't love each other, although it won't hurt, you won't be happy from now on!
78. When you love someone, you are willing to give everything you have, and give everything you have for the other person regardless of the consequences. If you like someone, you are sometimes willing to give, but not everything, nor will you be desperate. So love is the greatest, I wish you all to have true love soon.
79. When Zhuge Liang smiles, Zhou Yulang will not escape; when Hua Mulan smiles, all the soldiers fall; when Obama smiles, I will die; when the Chinese smile, the little Japanese soul disappears ; If you smile, this text message is free; My dear, kiss and happy Valentine's Day.
80. Today, 720 Wife Love Day, I will give you a dose of elixir for loving your wife: one piece of true love, two points of understanding, three points of love and care, four points of respect, five points of praise, using thoughts as a guide, and ending with Love is as deep as the sea. Take it. Dosage: Take it every moment of the day. If you take it for a long time, your love will always be with you.
81. One second has passed, and my love has grown one minute. One hour has passed, and my love has become stronger. One day has passed, and my love has completely lost sleep. One month has passed. , my love is overwhelming, one year has passed, my dear, I have gone crazy, please come back soon!
82. Distance is not about distance, sincerity can be close; time cannot be turned back, memories are time travel; friendship will not be forgotten, and the longer it is, the more precious it becomes; although separation lasts for a long time, affection is always concerned; greetings express longing and friendship Continuing. I wish you peace, joy, good fortune and happiness.
83. Even if you lose the whole world, you still have me; even if no one likes you, I will still like you. I will always be by your side and give you support. You have to remember that even if no one in the world treats you as my baby, you are still my baby and the princess in my kingdom.
84. Have unlimited creativity when it comes to marriage proposals. Men can organize themselves and march towards all the relationships and girls where they can exert their power, march towards the depth and breadth of proposals, and create an increasing number of marriage careers for themselves.
Note: Proposal not for the purpose of marriage is a crime.
85. Endless seas and rocks are just staged on TV, ends of the earth are written in books, thousands of rivers and mountains are tired, and promises and oaths are fake. Only my true love for you is valuable and can be washed over time. Marrying me can be proven through civil affairs. My dear, let's go get the certificate tomorrow.
86. My dear, you are Bai Suzhen, I am Xu Xian, you are the Weaver Girl, I am the Cowherd, you are Zhu Yingtai, I am Liang Shanbo, you are Juliet, I am Romeo, no matter you No matter who you are, I will always be the other half of your life. We will be together inseparable and will never be separated. Just marry me generously.
87. Concern is a kind of feeling, like the vines of bean sprouts wrapping around the fence; concern is a kind of longing, like a flying kite that cannot break free from the slender silk thread; concern is a feeling, like the moonlight It flooded the window lattice and was warm and cozy. And I will always be at the door of time, blessing you, caring for you, and blooming a caring flower for you.
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