What's the most outrageous reason you've ever heard for being late?

The most ridiculous thing is that I really dare not say.

But I've heard some outrageous reasons for being late. For example, your foot is broken and your leg is broken. You may think it's nothing. It may be true. Who hasn't encountered such natural and man-made disasters? But if a person says that this reason is a person who doesn't usually go out and goes surfing at eleven o'clock in the evening, you know that this reason is really outrageous! Generally speaking, you can take a week or two off for this reason, not to mention being late. This is a trivial matter. At that time, as long as you have a good relationship with people around you, you can get a medical record and everything will be fine. Not only will you not have to attend classes, but you will also win the sympathy of your friends. I gave him 666.

What is even more ridiculous is that my car broke down and my car was late. Generally, this reason is also very real, and it is not easy to blame him. The advantage of this reason is to shift the responsibility for being late to other people or things, which makes me feel very helpless. I didn't mean to be late, did I? I won the sympathy of others, received less punishment and deducted less wages. In fact, if you think about it, except for the first time at work or other things that you are not familiar with the route and traffic jams, everything else about traffic jams is almost nonsense, because you are afraid of being late, you can leave earlier than usual, right? You don't have to do it at rush hour. If you think about it, most of them are excuses.

There are also unexpected things on the way here, such as the physiological period of girls, which is also outrageous. Generally, we will predict in advance. This reason is estimated that the class teacher will not accept it. Except in special circumstances.

All right, the finale is in the back.

A boy said that he met a beautiful woman on the road and fell in love with him at first sight, pestering him not to leave, and naturally he was late. The problem is that this boy is actually long, I don't know, just so-so! I want to say that I have been single for so many years, why haven't any men confessed to me along the way? Stop. Just make it up! Watching you pretend quietly.

I'm talking about the reason why I use it more outrageous! Maybe you don't think it's crazy, but in my opinion, I'm usually late, so people will believe me if I tell a lie occasionally. It's okay to pretend to believe, don't you think? Success is good.

I went to bed late one night and forgot to attend class in the morning. I successfully missed two classes. God, I doubt life. Then I got up quickly and hurried to class before I had time to eat. On the way, I made up various reasons to see which one is more reliable. Later, I told my teacher that I went to work part-time last night and came back late. The school was closed and I couldn't get in, so I slept at my friend's house, but there was a traffic jam in the morning, so I was late. I'm real. I didn't even come to dinner. I said, whether they believe it or not, just get in. After all, others won't care so much about you.