60 super funny riddles, brain teasers

1 Who is the king of beasts? The director of the zoo

What kind of person will appear after death? Answer the people in the movie.

What hat can't I wear? Answer nut

What books are not available in bookstores? Reply to suicide note

What is the elephant's left ear like? Answer the right ear

What water will never be used up? Answer tears

What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? Answer: hands and feet

The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? The answer is three long and two short

Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? The answer goose is penguin.

10 What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer CD

1 1 What is the secret of longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.

12 The angrier things get, the bigger things get. Answer temper

13 What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer plastic flowers

14 Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon? Moths love rabbit meat.

15 where is the narrowest road? The answer is narrow road.

/kloc-what's the name of farting before 0/6? The answer is absolutely resounding

17 When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? The answer is in the toilet.

18 What is the smallest island in the world? The answer is the safety island on the road.

19 where is the safest place when the earth explodes? Answer hell

A group of henpecked men got together to discuss how to revive men's glory. Suddenly, they heard that their wife was coming, and everyone fled everywhere, but only one didn't run. Why? The answer was stunned.

2 1 What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? The answer is flat personality.

What word is universal? Answer Arabic numerals

A child and an adult are walking in the dark. Children belong to adults. Son, adults are not the father of children. Why? The answer is because they are mother and son.

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? Grandpa, father and son

Why can't a hammer hammer eggs? Of course the hammer won't break.

A man was chased by a tiger and suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? The answer is dizzy.

What easily knocked down the 27th World Boxing Champion? The answer is sleepy.

There was once a lady who divorced several times and played a four-character idiom? I was exhausted (gave up) before answering.

What do stutterers suffer most from? Make a long-distance call

What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? The answer is on the other foot.

3 1 Is "kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? Answer conjunctions

After the failure of heart exchange surgery, the doctor asked the dying patient what his last words were. Guess what he would say? The answer is that you don't understand my heart.

Why do men have to fight when drinking together? The answer is not to suffer.

34 Divide 8 in half. What is it? Answer 0

When does the sun rise in the west? When the answer is sworn

There is a newborn baby, born on the same day of the same year and the same month, and two children with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? The answer may be that they are triplets.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes.

A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? A: This is a veterinary hospital.

In winter, how can ice be turned into water immediately without heating? The answer is to remove two points from the ice.

A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

4 1 Why do peacocks fly southeast instead of northwest? The answer is because there are high walls in the northwest.

A truck driver collided with a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? The truck driver didn't drive at that time.

Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The oldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and what's the name of the third son? The answer is Xiao Ming, of course.

There is a young man who wants to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side. Why do you think it is? The answer is that two and a half hours add up to one hour.

There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, when I reached the 59th person, I actually sank into the sea! That's why (there are no pregnant and overweight people on board; There is no weight on board? Relax, it's a submarine.

What is unknown, you don't know and I know? The sole of the shoe is broken.

There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. They are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces? The answer is of course yes, they are standing face to face.

What kind of eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? I got zero in the answer exam "0"

Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? The answer is headache.

What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? The answer is the son of Confucius on the left. Mencius' son is on it.

5 1 What can I borrow without returning it? Forgive my answer.

What was the first animal you saw when you entered the zoo? Responder conductor

What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? Answer angle

What will increase by half after handstand? Answer 6

You will destroy it by calling its name. What is this? Answer silence

What comes often, but never really comes? Answer tomorrow

When Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, their parents seemed at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages and he is not deaf, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? Xiao Wang is a baby.

How do I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write the word "red" in the answer.

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer the spare tire

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? The answer sank to the bottom of the river.