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Reading The Red Mansion Easily

You invited Xi-feng to visit there in Ningguo Mansion. When Xi-feng went to see Mrs. Wang in the evening, she told Mrs. Wang about being invited to Ningguo Mansion after reporting a few unimportant things. Although the relationship between Xifeng, the general manager of the group, and Mrs. Wang, the chairman of the group, is a nephew, they also need to return their work and ask for instructions.

Manager Feng is also very particular about asking for instructions. He didn't come straight to the point and said that he would go out for a trip tomorrow. Instead, he first showed his trivial daily work in recent days, which made Wang Dong feel that he was always in his place for political affairs. After the Zhen family sent something, he also gave something back. The birthday gift for the old lady Lin 'an has been arranged. Although there are many affairs in the government, everything is handled in an orderly way under the management of Sister Feng, without any carelessness or slack. Next, I will talk about going to Ningguo Mansion tomorrow, which will greatly increase the probability of asking for instructions to be approved. Mrs. Wang will also think that Xifeng is busy at ordinary times, and it is just as well to go out for fun, so she agreed.

after reporting to Mrs. Wang, the chairman of the board, I have to talk to the president Jia mu again. Then Baoyu heard that he could go out to play, and he shouted that he would go too, so Xifeng had to go to Ningguo House with Baoyu.

Next, the second part of this purpose is "Banquet for Baoyu to meet Qin Zhong in Ningfu". Qin Zhong, Qin Keqing's younger brother, happened to be in Ningguo House on the day when Xifeng and Baoyu went to Ningguo House, and they met.

Before the important scenes, there are bound to be some unimportant things, such as You Shi, the housekeeper of Ningguo Mansion, and Qin Keqing, the daughter-in-law of Ningguo Mansion, as well as many maids' daughters-in-law, waiting for Xi Feng with great pomp and circumstance. For example, Xi Feng and You Shi Qin are close, "You Shi will laugh for a while when he meets Xi Feng", and Xi Feng joked, "What did you invite me to do? If you have anything good to honor me, give it quickly. I have work to do. "And so on, unlike the presence of elders such as Jia Mu or Wang Fu, you are generally stiff.

It's estimated that Qin is also boring to watch Baoyu here and listen to a group of women chattering. It happened that Qin Zhong was in Ningfu, so he found a way for Baoyu to leave here to play with Qin Zhong. I didn't expect that Xi Feng was also curious about Qin Zhong, so she insisted that Qin Zhong come over and let herself have a look. You Shi joked, "People's children are used to being gentle, but when they first met you, they were killed by jokes." Xi Feng was a little unhappy. "People all over the world, I don't joke, but I can't make this child laugh at me." Therefore, although we are both stewards of Ning and Rong's houses, the prominent status of Feng's maiden Wang family also adds a lot of color to her. Coupled with her smart and competitive personality, You Shi, who is only Jia Zhen's second room, is really incomparable without strong backing from her maiden family.

Jia Rong quickly made up his mind. "That's not true. He's shy. He's never seen a big fight before. When his aunt saw him, he didn't get angry." Or Jia Rong knew Xifeng better, so he had to hold it when talking to her. Xi's anger was probably ignited. "He is Nezha, and I want to meet him! Don't fart your mother. Don't show me again, give you a good mouth ",see it anyway. Well, I'll see you as soon as I see you, but Xifeng didn't expect to meet the younger generation back and forth in Ningguo House, so she didn't prepare any gifts. So someone went back to Rongguofu and asked Pinger to prepare a gift. "Pinger knew that Xi-feng and Qin were close, and although they were young scholars, they should not be too frugal. So she made her own decision and took a ruler and two" top-ranked "little gold medals, and delivered them to someone." Pinger was still able to read Xi-feng's mind and understood these etiquette rules very well, so she would become Wang Xifeng's most effective assistant.

Qin Zhong passively appeared in front of everyone. "He is a little thinner than Baoyu, with fine eyes, pink face and lips, handsome figure and romantic manners. He seems to be above Baoyu, but he is shy and timid, like a daughter, and slowly bows to Xifeng." As Jia Rong said, he is shy and has never seen the world, and his behavior is slowly leisurely.

Then Baoyu looked at Qin Zhong. "When I saw Qin Zhong's outstanding personality, I lost something in my heart. I was infatuated for half a day, and my heart became dull again." I was both infatuated and foolish, and I felt that Qin Zhong was fresh and refined. In contrast, I was a "mud pig and a dog". Blame yourself for "being born in this house of Houmen and Gongfu, if you were born in a house of humble officials, you would have made friends with him long ago, and you would have lived a lifetime in vain", and sigh "Splendid gauze, but also wrapped my dead wood; Wine lamb, but also filled my dung cave mud ditch. "

On the other hand, Qin Zhong here "saw Baoyu's description outstanding, his manners not floating, and he was even more embroidered with a golden crown, and he was arrogant and extravagant with children", and his first impression was very ok. "I hate that I was born in a poor family, and I can't communicate with him, so I know that the word' rich and poor' is limited to people, which is also a great unhappiness in the world".

Baoyu over there wondered why he was not born in a humble family, so that he could make friends with Qin Zhong. Here Qin Zhong sighed that he was born in a poor family, and Baoyu was the identity gap between the rich and the poor, so he could not be close. Both of them have the intention of meeting each other after a brief encounter, but they feel that there is a gap between them about status. Fortunately, in the end, "the two of you talk to me, and after a dozen sentences, the more intimate you feel."

At this time, Baoyu and Qin Zhong were still under the noses of the harem, so Baoyu suggested that they go to the back room to sit and continue chatting. Qin Keqing was thoughtful and explained to Baoyu in advance that Qin Zhong "is shy, but he has a Zuo Qiang temper and is not easy-going." At first glance, it is quite personal, which really meets the requirements of Baoyu's making friends. Baoyu will not care, but will prefer it. Qin Keqing didn't forget to ask Qin Zhong to stop after a meal. Qin Keqing thought carefully and did everything.

Baoyu and Qin Zhong went on chatting in the back room, and then they hit it off together: Qin Zhong's father originally wanted Qin Zhong to find a bandu to go to school with him, and Jia Fu on Baoyu's side had his own private school, so Baoyu was naturally very happy to go to school with Qin Zhong. "It's a beautiful thing that we can not be abandoned, talk and get together often, comfort our parents' hearts and have friends."

At the end of the article, Jiao Da, a servant who is one of the classic characters, appeared. Why does a servant become a classic? Because Jiao Da experienced life and death on the battlefield with Ning Guogong Jia Yan since he was a child, he went hungry to steal things for his master. There was no water to drink, so he drank horse urine himself and gave his master half a bowl of water. In this way, the dying master was carried out from the dead pile, and this was the prosperity of Jiafu in the future. So, Jiao Da is kind to Jia Fu.

But now, Jiao Da, who is about the same age as Jia Mu, has not only failed to enjoy the respect of Jia Fu, but has become a servant of Ning Guo Fu. Such a so-called noble family, regardless of grievances, can't blame Jiao Da for being drunk and saying, "Brother Rong, don't be a master in front of Jiao Da. Don't say your son, is your father, your grandfather, also dare not and Jiao Da's waist! Jiao Da is not the only one, so you can be an official, enjoy splendor and be rich? Your ancestors earned this family business after a narrow escape, and now, instead of repaying my kindness, they have become masters with me. If you don't talk to me about anything else, if you talk about anything else, let's go in with the red knife and come out with the white knife. "

It should have been "white knife goes in and red knife goes out", but it is written backwards here. On the one hand, it is excusable to say that Jiao Da was drunk and his words were upside down, on the other hand, it also implies that the Jia family reversed right and wrong.

That's why Jiao Da got drunk and suddenly went into a drunken frenzy. Turned out to be NingGuoFu housekeeper let Jiao Da to send Qin Keqing's younger brother Qin Zhong home, focal shit swearing, "have a good job, send someone else, like this, send me. You heartless son of a bitch! Blind housekeeper! You don't want to think about it, too. Jiao Da's great grandfather is even higher than your head. Who is in the eyes of Great Grandpa Jiao Da in the past twenty years? Don't say you bastard sons of bitches. "

Jiao Da, who was a benefactor of the Jia family but was reduced to a servant of the Jia family, actually went too far with such words and deeds. Therefore, when Wang Xifeng heard Jiao Da's crazy remarks, she said, "My adult family said that you are too weak, so it's better for the vertical family." There will be no such person as Jiao Da under the jurisdiction of Wang Xifeng, but if Wang Xifeng manages it, it will be "why not send him to Zhuangzi as far away as possible". Jia Xu criticized: This is the foreshadowing for the post-assistant director Ning Guo.

Then Jiao Da was even more astounding. "I don't know anything about stealing dogs and playing tricks on chickens every day, and raising brother in law and raising brother in law." Let's' fold our arms and hide in our sleeves' ". I don't know whether the word "crawling ash" originated from A Dream of Red Mansions, but when it comes to "crawling ash", I will immediately think of the unfair relationship between Jia Zhen and Qin Keqing in A Dream of Red Mansions. "Raising brother in law" is said to be an affair between Wang Xifeng and his nephew Jia Rong, while others are said to be Qin Keqing and Jia Qiang. It is impossible to know which statement is true.

I just know that Ningguo Mansion looks glamorous, but it's actually extremely corrupt. And probably these things are well known to everyone. "Xi Feng and Jia Rong also heard them far away, so they all pretended not to hear them." Here, Xi Feng and Jia Rong are taken out separately, so there is a saying that "raising brother in law" refers to the affair between Xi Feng and Jia Rong. "The pages were frightened out of their wits when they heard him say these dark words." Even the pages were scared to death. It is obvious that not only the master knows it, but also the people below know it clearly. How can such a master convince the people below? "I tied him up and filled his mouth with soil and horse manure." I used to feed my master water and drink horse urine myself, but now I am fed horse manure by servants. What a pity!

But the simple Baoyu, who knew nothing about Jiao Da's "crazy talk", was curious and asked Xifeng what "climbing the ashes" was. Of course, Xi-feng would not explain to Baoyu the meaning of "climbing the ashes", so she quickly raised her eyebrows and snapped, "Don't talk nonsense! That's a drunken man's mouth. What kind of person are you? Don't say you didn't hear me, but ask me in detail! When I go back to my wife, I'll beat you carefully, but I won't beat you. "Xifeng rarely reprimands Baoyu severely. It can be said that she is angry from embarrassment here, and then she scares Baoyu at once and gives Baoyu a candied date." When we get home, it's important for us to send you to study with Qin's nephew. "Baoyu won't be curious about that anymore, but only cares about his Qin Zhong brother. This time (next).