10 math joke

In every class, there are always some "Xiong Haizi". Sometimes their remarks make teachers and parents have a headache, but sometimes they "don't follow the routine", which makes people laugh and cry. Let's follow me into the fun and humor about mathematics created by children!

1. Math or Chinese

Mom: "It is obvious that you have been in school for more than three months. Which do you think is easier to learn, Chinese or math? "

Mingming: "Mathematics is easy to learn"

Mother: "Why?"

Mingming: "Because there are many new words in Chinese, there are only numbers from 0 to 90 in mathematics."

2. Learn to bully your deskmate

In math class, Xiao Ming slept on his desk, but the math teacher didn't notice and was still lecturing. After class, Xiao Ming woke up and asked the math class representative at the same table: How long did I sleep?

The representative of the math class said: You slept for a class, about 2400 seconds, 40 minutes, two-thirds hours, one-third of a day, one-thousandth of a month, one-twelfth of a year, and one-thousandth of a century!

let blood with a single prick (of the needle)—pierce to the truth with a single pertinent remark

Teacher: Which mathematicians do you think are there in our country?

Student: I can't count.

Teacher: Yes, Sue is one of them. What else is there?

4. Checking calculation

During the exam, a student took out the dice and shook out ten multiple-choice answers.

At last he suddenly took it out and shook it.

The invigilator finally couldn't bear it: "What are you doing?"

The student replied, "I'm checking."

be unmindful of the consequences

Xiaoming primary school has a math exam. When he came back, his mother asked him how he was doing.

Xiao Ming said: "I can basically do it, but I can't do a problem of 3 times 7." Finally, the bell rang, so I wrote 18 regardless of the willy-nilly. "

6. Almost.

Classmate A: "What did you take in the math exam?"

Classmate B: "95 points, and you."

Classmate A: "A little more than you."

Classmate B: "Oh, is it 96?"

Classmate A: "No, it's 9.5."

7. git

The math teacher likes to use himself as a metaphor. Once he was talking about a topic: "If my diameter is 80cm and my height is 100cm, then I …" Someone replied: "I am a fool"! ! !

My father can drink.

Teacher: "There are three glasses of wine on the table. Let me buy your father a drink. How many more? "

Student: "There is no cup."

Teacher: "What? Don't you understand what I mean? I repeat, there are three glasses of wine on the table. It's my treat.

Father, have a drink. How much more? "

Student: "There is really no cup."

Math teacher: "Do you know math?"

Pupil: "Teacher, you don't know my father's temper. He won't put down his glass when he sees wine on the table. "

9. Wash, cut and blow

There is a hair salon near the school. Washing, shearing and blowing need 12 yuan, and washing and blowing need 10 yuan.

One day, a classmate came and asked, "Is the single cut 2 yuan?"

What is 10.2-2?

Teacher: "How much is Tom 2-2?"

Tom: I don't know.

The teacher was very angry and said, "If you have two yuan in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket, what is left in your pocket?"

"That hole!" Tom said.