I need a funny joke.

Once upon a time, there were two little rabbits. The little white rabbit is his wife and the little black rabbit is his husband. One day, the little black rabbit went to the forest and didn't come back all day. The little white rabbit was worried and went to the forest to find him. But the little white rabbit walked all night and couldn't find the little black rabbit. At this moment, she saw a little gray rabbit. She went up and asked, "Little grey rabbit, have you seen my husband's little black rabbit?" Seeing the big white rabbit is fat and beautiful, the little gray rabbit has a bad idea and says, "Yes, but … Hey, hey, do you want to know?" The little white rabbit said, "Think and think!" " "Little Grey Rabbit said with a smile," Then you must let me have a good time first! " "The little white rabbit loves the little black rabbit very much. In order to find the little black rabbit quickly, she promised the little gray rabbit. When she finished, the little grey rabbit told her the direction. The little white rabbit walked and walked, but he still couldn't find the little black rabbit after walking all day. At this moment, she saw a little yellow rabbit, so she went up and asked, "Little yellow rabbit, little yellow rabbit, have you seen my husband, little black rabbit?" The little yellow rabbit saw that the little white rabbit was fat and beautiful, and he also had a bad idea. He said, "Yes, but ... Hey hey, do you want to know?" The little white rabbit said, "Think and think!" " "Little Yellow Rabbit said with a smile," Then you must let me have a good time first! " "The little white rabbit still loves the little black rabbit. In order to find the little black rabbit quickly, she promised the little yellow rabbit again. Then the little yellow rabbit told her the direction, and the little white rabbit walked and walked, and then she met the little red rabbit, the little green rabbit, the little blue rabbit, the little purple rabbit and the brown rabbit ... all of them agreed to their demands one by one and finally found the little black rabbit. The little white rabbit was afraid that the little black rabbit would be angry if she knew about her and other little rabbits, so she didn't tell the little black rabbit.

A year later, the white rabbit gave birth to a red hare. Do you know what color Chibiusa is?

One day, the chicken met the pig. The pig said to the chicken, "Chicken, why don't you take a bath?" You are dirtier than me now. "The chicken replied," Because my mother won't let me wash it. She said rubbing herself in the shower was disgusting. "

"Two farmers are working in the fields,

A farmer said to farmer B, "I heard that the train is hanging Japan now? Let's take a look. "

So they went to the train track by the field and waited for the train.

Then a train came and a woman changed WSJ in the bathroom and threw it out of the window.

Hit a farmer in the face,

""book, the speed of the train is really extremely fast now. A piece of paper flew out and made my face covered with blood. ""

A woman went to tell her fortune.

The fortune teller said, "You have a bad omen all your life."

The woman was frightened: "What about me taking it off?"

The fortune teller said earnestly again, "That can't escape the two big waves in front of you."

Noodles and steamed bread quarreled. Noodles said angrily, "Wait for me to find someone to beat you!" " "So I went back to take revenge on instant noodles, rice noodles and flour. Soon they found the bean paste bag, thought it was steamed bread, and went up and beat it. Go back and tell the noodles happily and say, "Don't worry! We have avenged you! That boy even gave us shit! "

3. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: Don't go to the streets several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

5. A little dog climbed onto your dining table and crawled towards a roast chicken. You are furious and say, if you dare to do anything to that roast chicken, I will dare to do anything to you. The dog licked the chicken's ass and you fainted. The dog said, look who is cruel.

8. An old man went to Gao Chao Town by bus. Because he had never been there, he asked the female conductor if she had reached the climax at every stop. After asking many times, the female conductor was really impatient and said, I will scream when the climax arrives!

9.20 years ago, my father held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and my father cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Don't cry, big brother, give the monkey a banana!" " ! Poor thing, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "

10. On the plane, a parrot said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig imitated the parrot and said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water". The stewardess was furious and threw the parrot and the pig out of the plane. Then the parrot said to the pig, "S.B., I can fly."

1 1. There was an old farmer hoeing in the field, and a crow flew over and pulled, soaked and shit on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed: "C your mother! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! " The crow said, "C! You Yes Pull. Shit. Wear pants! " v