Funny topic composition

In daily life or work and study, everyone will inevitably come into contact with composition, which is a narrative way that people express the relevant knowledge, experience and thoughts stored in memory in written form. So have you ever studied composition? The following is my composition on funny topics, which I hope will help you.

Funny topic composition 1 There is a classmate in our class who is very funny. There is a brown face under a big head, a pair of big eyes under black eyebrows, a big mouth under a small nose, and a row of white teeth inside. He is the monitor of our class.

He's really funny. For example, once it rained heavily, he was soaked to the skin, but when he entered the classroom, his face was written happy. Several girls ran over and asked him, "Don't you have to wash clothes because you are so wet?" He still smiled and said, "I help my mother share the housework." Then he raised his voice, hugged his head and said, "Well, I should bring all the dirty clothes at home and some soap for washing clothes." After hearing what he said, the bad mood brought by rainy days was swept away by him. Everyone has become optimistic.

Another time, he answered questions in class, and the teacher invited him. He stood up seriously. As a result, because the schoolbag hung behind, the chairs fell backwards together, scaring the students behind half to death. His expression changed into a smirk. He lifted the chair. At this time, the whole class laughed, not him, but the students sitting at the back. Her eyes were wide open and she was panting. When the students are laughing, he is also laughing. The teacher clapped her hands and everyone was quiet. He began to speak, but didn't finish the sentence: "giggle, put the previous formula, cough, cough." The students laughed again, and some students almost rolled off their chairs with laughter. The teacher stammered an answer before starting to comment.

He is Li Tianqi!

After listening to his funny story, do you think he is funny?

He stands out in the crowd. Wherever he goes, people always look at him.

His long black hair seems to be painted with black paint, his face seems to blend in with his hair, his purple cheeks "sparkle" on his face, and his "infrared" seems to be 100 times stronger than that of nuclear power plants.

You see, his gentle appearance completely masks his "funny".

It's boring to stay in the reading room after dinner. He thought for a long time and said to us, "Let's play with paper planes." hahaha. Although we laughed all the time, we reluctantly agreed-it's better than boring.

We destroyed three planes, only three people. He smiled: "I'm sure I can win. Look at my winning number!" " "A classmate replied," I think you want to go to Win for dinner. " "Ha ha" there was another burst of laughter in the reading room. If there is a funny contest in the world, I don't believe he can't win.

The plane came out. My plane didn't fly far, but it was not bad. Another friend of mine once flew in front of me. It's his turn. He throws hard, and his plane can "live up to expectations." You see, there is a "soaring", another "Long Qian", and the last "turning attack" flies back to the starting point. "Ha ha ha, strong, strong, strong." I smiled. "Come again, Pizza Hut, oh no, victory means victory!"

The plane set sail again. This time, his plane didn't "go home", but "soared into the sky" and "crashed into the world" and left the starting point. Cool! He cried. "Ha ha ha." The reading hall is full of laughter again.

Hehe, this man is really funny.

Although I have only been in our pre-9 class for one and a half months, I found that there are many hilarious talents in our class. No. 1: Yao There are many funny people in our class, but the title of "King of hilarious laughter" belongs to Yao. His jokes are super low and his reaction is super slow. One day, the humorous geography teacher made our class laugh again. When we were quiet, we only heard Yao's slow response. The laughter rang again: "Ha ha ha ha ……" This laughter exploded among the students like a "hilarious bomb", and the second laughter broke out again. No.2. Ber Ber, known as the "Monkey", won this title. At the class meeting, we are choosing programs to participate in the cross talk sketch competition.

There is a monkey in Han's sketch, and Li volunteered to be a monkey. In the performance, after the monkey appeared, he jumped up with or without Li from time to time, adding a lot of comedy to the sketch. Li has been called a monkey by us since then. No.3. Wang Ziyi Wang Ziyi is not as funny as the first two "comedians", but his jokes are also famous in our class. There will be a textbook drama in each class, with Wang Ziyi as Billy. In the play, Billy had a scene of stealing apples in class, and Wang Ziyi began to eat apples "unscrupulously". As a result, an apple was "sacrificed" after a performance. The "Funny Performance" class is exclusively broadcast by Class 9 of preschool school. Congratulations to Yao, Li and the three winners.

Funny topic composition 4 Funny process: One day, the teacher assigned a lot of homework, which took up our class time. We became angry from embarrassment but had no choice but to pretend to be obedient and stay in the classroom. At this time, the teacher asked us to dictate. We had had enough and wanted to protest, but no one dared to say it because the teacher was in a bad mood that day. Dictation has begun. Let's listen. Just as the teacher read the word "tickle", suddenly, a sentence came out of nowhere: "Do you tickle?" And it is a kind of "Are you happy?" The class burst into laughter at once. After that, everyone wondered who it was. Seeing that the situation could not be controlled, the teacher quickly whipped the desktop with a pointer. The poor computer desk must be thinking: Why do I always get hurt? At this time, the teacher shouted: "Suspect, come out quickly, or the consequences will be bad if I shout it out!" "The suspect thought the teacher knew he was joking and stood up at once. Seeing that the case was solved, the teacher said angrily to his classmates, "classmate, go out and stand as punishment!" " "As a punishment, that classmate had to stand outside the classroom.

Funny result: that classmate was invited into the office by the teacher and was "abused" by the teacher.

Later I asked the teacher, "Do you really know who did it that day?" Unexpectedly, the teacher smiled and said to me, "In fact, I don't know who did it. I just came to scare you. " Oh, I see. If we didn't admit it at that time, the teacher might be very helpless.

Speaking of our joke king, it's not me or my mother, but the little slippers I wear!

There is a cute little dog on my slippers, with drooping ears. It looks honest, but sometimes it always makes us laugh.

When I get up in the morning, my grandmother always makes me do morning exercises on the balcony. Once, I was still there; Grandma woke me up while I was sleeping. I pouted and was about to put my foot into my slippers when I found them playing hide-and-seek with me! I started "shoe search". "Will be under the bed? It is possible! " I got out of bed, and it was dark under the bed, so I had to touch it with my hands. After about two minutes, I touched an unknown object and shouted "something is wrong!" " "After that, I vaguely saw a-in the dark! I looked up in horror. It was a dead cockroach. " Boom! "ah! It hurts. I hit the bed. I got up painfully and found my slippers on the low chair. After putting on slippers, I snorted and looked at the puppy slippers, but I had nothing to say.

I found my slippers. I must do morning exercises. When I ran to the balcony, I usually took off my slippers before I made them, but I was so stupid that I forgot to take them off when I got angry. The next scene is even more ridiculous. When I was doing the "kicking" action, I pushed my foot forward too hard. With a whoosh, the puppy slippers flew into the blue sky, and with a whoosh, the slippers fell down again. My family lives on the sixth floor, when an aunt happened to pass by, and the slipper bomb landed on her head. She was at a loss. "Why are slippers falling from the sky instead of pies?" My face turned red at once, and the whole family laughed again.

Slippers, slippers, you have countless examples, which make our family laugh, but you always make me miserable.

Funny topic composition 6 Walk into the campus and ask a classmate casually: "Are you afraid of writing a composition?" It is estimated that only a handful of people answered "not afraid". Why? When you do a math problem, you can work it out as long as you understand the formula. However, writing a composition is different. Even if Chinese textbooks are memorized, it is not always easy to write a composition. As a result, I scratched my ears, scratched my cheeks and bit my pen every time I watched the composition class. Most of the compositions I collected after class were patchwork, and some of them made a big joke in their compositions. Don't believe it? Let's have a look.

It's a beautiful day today. Wan Li is clear and white clouds are floating. (Never seen such a scene _) My classmate Xiaogang and I go to school by bike. Suddenly, the valve core of his car was broken, so I pulled out my car and put it on him. We continue to ride to school happily together. It turns out that "my" bike can be used without a valve core. _)

When we passed a department store, I couldn't help feeling: Ah! It seems that people's living standards have really improved. Look at the old farmer, with a refrigerator in his left hand and a TV in his right, trotting home. Worse than Stephen Chow in Kung Fu? ! ) all say that you can't do two things at once. Just as I was staring at the old man, an old lady suddenly rushed out of the fork. Just then, I came to an emergency stop with a bang, but I still knocked down the old lady and the egg basket in my hand danced with the wind. (What a beautiful egg _) Bang, the old lady was smashed to pieces, but she still stood up and ran away. (This old lady must be a sage like type _) She ran all the way back and said to me, "Take your time, young man. If I hadn't rushed home to nurse my grandson, I would have a good life! "

I think it's really weird. I don't know why these two days, but I always feel that I have something to say. After watching those wonderful TV dramas, I suddenly felt bored. I don't know what my classmates are doing at home. I only know that the group in the class is very lively. They are discussing whether to give out red envelopes.

On the 15th and 16th of the moon, I want to give everyone a red envelope 16 yuan. I smiled at that time and thought it was really a very creative thing.

Reading novels is a thing of the past. Go back and look at the composition now. What's the matter? Just books, I don't like chasing online novels all the time, because now there is a library and a huge pile of books, so I'm no longer afraid of saying nothing or being afraid of book shortage. Perhaps it can be said that this is the truth of tomorrow.

My sister is playing with her mobile phone. I told him to ignore me, and I don't know if he has finished his holiday homework. Really, I don't care about him at all.

Anyway, as long as you are happy, you can play as you want. These requirements require me not to encounter traffic jams on my way back to school. Because the taste of traffic jam is really unpleasant. I still remember the feeling of crowded buses. No wonder our country wants family planning, no wonder the second child policy ... oh, it seems that it has nothing to do with this.

There are too many people in China anyway. You really won't find this until the bus is crowded.

This is a strange place. You are a strange city, where I squeeze buses. Do you think it's a little funny?