Laughing jokes should be short, not yellow.

A Dai went to his girlfriend's house and saw no one in the living room, so he shouted, Where are you? Girlfriend: I'm washing dates. There's nobody at home. Come and help me! A Dai is shy and silent. Girlfriend impatient: Come on! What are you doing? A Dai: I'm taking off my clothes.

Scholars and elephants cross the river.

I used to play chess with your father. Why didn't I know that? Once we played chess, I had one scholar left and your father had one elephant left. . . B: So it's not a draw? A: yes, I am also a chess player, but your father quit and had to keep playing? Ah, are you kidding? How is it possible to get off? A: Hehe, your father has an idea. B: All elephants can cross the river!

Life is a tragedy-full version

Version 1.0: Life is a tragedy.

Version 2.0: My life is like a coffee table filled with cups.

Version 3.0: Life is like a coffee table, filled with cups; Life, like a teacup, is a tragedy in itself; Life is more like tea, and it will eventually be soaked in tragedy.

Version 4.0: Life is like a braces. You can think of it as a tragedy or a washing appliance.