Funny jokes about the beginning of school

School is about to start. Some people are happy and some are worried. Below are some funny jokes about the beginning of school that I compiled for everyone to read.

1. Freshman girls think that all the seniors want to pick them up. In fact, the seniors love instant noodles the most...

2. I am learning sacred knowledge, you To use scores to measure is simply a stain on academics!!!

3. You should use Alipay to pay tuition! Confirm the payment after the results are out!!! It depends on your mood if you give good or bad reviews!! I’m done. I just TMD applied for a refund!!! The teacher followed behind me and said: Dear, give me a good review!!! Dear, take this class, it’s guaranteed! Dear, the transcript has been sent!!! Please check it. ; 7 cockroaches!" The noisy cafeteria suddenly became quiet, and everyone was staring at this place. The chef who prepared the meal calmly pushed Aqiang's lunch box out without changing his expression or heartbeat: "How many times have I told you that you have to collect 8 cockroaches to get a red bean paste bun!"

5. When school starts, the teacher will say to you, 'School is your home'! When you are sleeping in class, the teacher will say, 'You thought school was your home'! When cleaning, the teacher will say to you Say, 'School is your home'. When you don't wear school uniform, the teacher says, 'Do you think school is your home?'

6. A principal gave a speech in the auditorium: "In order to better communicate with young people, I read The seven parts of Harry Potter. The educational philosophy of Hogwarts is worth learning from.” The students in the audience were very happy. The principal also lamented: "A great school, no matter it is haunted, students die, teachers die, parents of students are killed, the principal is killed, or they are attacked by thugs, nothing can prevent it from opening on time every year."

7. The large-scale 4D horror disaster film "School Starts" will be released simultaneously in major cities in my country in mid-to-late August. It is reported that at the request of the school, the premiere of the film was moved up from September 1 to August. Free weekly tickets for the sister film "Military Training" will be given away during the premiere week. The film department estimates that the box office may exceed 100 million as a result.

8. It’s September... It’s time again when the senior seduces the junior, the junior seduces the senior, the senior covets the junior, the junior clings to the senior, the senior is jealous of the junior, the junior hates the senior , the season when the seniors abandon the seniors, the seniors take revenge on the seniors, the seniors deceive the juniors, the juniors fawn over the seniors, the juniors pursue the juniors, and the juniors reject the juniors...

9. Let me tell you a terrible story, I am shouting at the heavens and the earth, on the verge of crying but without tears, heartbroken, absolutely shocked, and quite regrettable news: dear, your summer balance has been less than 10 days, if you need to recharge in large quantities, you still need to wait for another 5 months!

10. When the training just started, it started to rain. A classmate said: "Report, can you go back and collect your clothes?" The instructor said: "We are all training, let's find time to dry them again!"

11. Let's start school soon. Now, Jenny's classmate Mina went to Jenny's house to play, and they naturally talked about their summer vacation life. Jenny said: "This summer vacation is so boring. I look forward to the start of school every day, and there will be good hopes after school starts." "What good hopes?" Mina asked. "Looking forward to the next fulfilling summer vacation!" Jenny replied.

12. When people are in the classroom, their hearts are outside, and reading is not as good as falling in love. Studying is for the sake of college entrance examination, and love is for the sake of the next generation.

13. In the first round of exams at the beginning of school, I kept copying the answers from the MM next to me. After handing in the papers, the girl gave me a cold look and said, "Why are you looking at mine? I am doing Paper B." Damn you, you shouldn't have told me earlier!

14 , Xia Xiajun, you can't die! You can't die! What will I do if you die! I don't want to go with Mr. Xia Xue! I don't want it! Mr. Xia Xia, are you going to abandon me...How am I going to survive? Mr. Xia Xia leaves. Stay away! I don’t want to go with you! Damn it...

15. The first line: the seniors watch the juniors teach the sophomores how to deceive the freshmen; the second line: the freshmen listen Sophomores talk about how juniors get rid of seniors; Hengbiao: You always have to pay back if you come out to fool around.

16. During the break during training, ask the squad leader to sing. The squad monitor is Cantonese. The students asked to speak in Cantonese. The squad leader: "You will forget the lyrics..." The instructor: "It doesn't matter. Sing whatever you want. We can't hear it anyway." ”

17. Playing with your phone all day long, sleeping all day long, eating all day long. If you don’t go out all day long, you will get fat sooner or later. I can’t go home after wandering around...Mom, it’s all my fault. Isn’t it okay for me to start school?

18. Over the past ten years, I have worked hard to copy every exam. , for what? Is it for myself? Isn’t it to improve the average score of the class! For the face of the teacher! For the grade director’s evaluation! For the principal’s face when going to the Education Bureau meeting! Every time I copy I was so frightened and sweating all over, did I ever say a word of complaint! What else do you want from me when you are so selfless!

19. It is said that one afternoon during class, there was thunder and lightning, wind and rain, and the weather was bad. , there are not a few students who skip classes. The teacher entered the classroom and said slowly: In such bad weather today, there are still so many students coming to listen to my class. I would be very grateful... I have nothing to repay, so please call me by name...

20. As a bachelor senior, I am very responsible to remind you - first of all, your seniors are ours, don’t think about it; secondly, our juniors are ours, you Don’t grab it; also, to a certain extent, you are also ours, so I hope you won’t refuse.

21. The beginning of school is like going to jail. You are sentenced today and will go to jail tomorrow. .

22. We were walking in unison during the training. After the instructor gave the order to stand at attention, he was afraid that everyone would not be able to walk in unison, so he paused for a while and then two words came out: "Go well..." Suddenly the row of people with their heads raised and chests lifted collapsed. ……

23. I was lying on the bed playing with my mobile phone. When I thought about not finishing my homework, I slapped myself in the face. I was so distracted by playing with my mobile phone!

24. Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time. You read it or you don't, the book is there and you have to read it sooner or later. Whether you listen to the class or not, the teacher is there and will not leave until get out of class is over. Whether you study or not, the exam is there and will never give up. You come or you don't come, the roll call is there, love comes or not. Go to school in silence. Lonely and helpless.

25. When school starts, the teacher will say to you, "The school is your home!" When you are sleeping in class, the teacher will say, "You think the school is your home!" When cleaning When you are doing hygiene, the teacher will say to you, "The school is your home." When you are not wearing school uniform, the teacher will say, "Do you think the school is your home?"