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Two hundred words of interesting things in class.

Class fun 200 words

One day, when we were having a Chinese class, the teacher asked some students to dictate new words on the blackboard.

While dictating the word "night", a classmate wrote "Eye Rabbit". After all the students finished writing, the teacher commented on his handwriting, focusing on his "eye rabbit" and saying that he wrote "rabbit with long eyes" The students were all surprised at the news? The teacher added, "Well, he wrote about the combination of eyes and rabbits. Isn't this the way to write rabbits? " After listening to the teacher, the students burst out laughing. The teacher said, "The joke is over. Let's continue our class." The classroom was quiet again, and then the teacher talked about the writing and meaning of the word "late". Late-that is, day+leisure, the sun is free, it is night. The students found this explanation interesting and remembered the correct spelling of the following words.

What an interesting Chinese class! I like my Chinese teacher more and more.

One thing about composition in class One thing happened in class "Ding …" The bell rang, and the teacher came in and said with a big smile, "Today, let's play a game.

"As soon as we heard the word' game', we suddenly came to the spirit, and we all listened attentively like geese with their heads and necks upturned.

The teacher went on to say, "This game is to give yourself a name and let the students guess the name."

As soon as the teacher spoke, we took out a small piece of paper.

Every time the students finish writing their new names, they will show a sweet smile.

I thought: What should I write? Ok ... just write "Wang Zhengyi is good"! This name is very interesting, so that everyone can say "yes" when calling my name! So I wrote down my new name, folded it carefully and gave it to the teacher.

The teacher read my name.

At this time, the eyes of the whole class turned to me and said, "Good Wang Zhengyi!" " "My heart is full of joy, I think, hee hee, this is the first time I have been said" yes "by so many people! Then, the teacher shouted, "Tank". Students all know that either Qiu Ziyang or Hong Ming, because they all like weapons, especially tanks. But who is it? I thought about it, and it suddenly occurred to me that Qiu Ziyang said that he would call it an "atomic bomb". The atomic bomb is a weapon, so is the tank. Nine times out of ten, the tank belongs to Qiu Ziyang! I didn't think much, pointing to Qiu Ziyang and saying, "It's Qiu Ziyang! "Suddenly, the classroom exploded like a drop of water in a boiling oil pan.

In the end, Qiu Ziyang had nothing to do ... "Something happened when Ding was in class ..." The bell rang, and the teacher came in and said with a big smile, "Today, let's play a game.

"As soon as we heard the word' game', we suddenly came to the spirit, and we all listened attentively like geese with their heads and necks upturned.

The teacher went on to say, "This game is to give yourself a name and let the students guess the name."

As soon as the teacher spoke, we took out a small piece of paper.

Every time the students finish writing their new names, they will show a sweet smile.

I thought: What should I write? Ok ... just write "Wang Zhengyi is good"! This name is very interesting, so that everyone can say "yes" when calling my name! So I wrote down my new name, folded it carefully and gave it to the teacher.

The teacher read my name.

At this time, the eyes of the whole class turned to me and said, "Good Wang Zhengyi!" " "My heart is full of joy, I think, hee hee, this is the first time I have been said" yes "by so many people! Then, the teacher shouted, "Tank". Students all know that either Qiu Ziyang or Hong Ming, because they all like weapons, especially tanks. But who is it? I thought about it, and it suddenly occurred to me that Qiu Ziyang said that he would call it an "atomic bomb". The atomic bomb is a weapon, so is the tank. Nine times out of ten, the tank belongs to Qiu Ziyang! I didn't think much, pointing to Qiu Ziyang and saying, "It's Qiu Ziyang! "Suddenly, the classroom exploded like a drop of water in a boiling oil pan.

Finally, Qiu Ziyang stood up helplessly and said, "Teacher, the tank is mine.

"Ha ha.

Suddenly, the teacher read the name "Jiang" again, and the whole class was shocked at once.

Where's ginger? Who would choose this boring name? The teacher repeatedly said, "Who is Jiang?" Chen Ruizhuo, who was still sitting in his seat just now, stood up and said, "Teacher, it seems to be me.

At this time, everyone suddenly realized and said with one voice, "Oh-"and "Ding" ended in our laughter!

One thing that happened in class was to write 400 words, haha! Don't mention how happy you are today! Because we played a fierce and cheerful game in the classroom-"Kangaroo" sumo.

The rules of the game are: choose two students to stand face to face, put a piece of cardboard on each student's leg, put his hands on his chest and pounce on them. If either side's cardboard falls or is pushed to the wall by the other side, it is a failure.

The competition has already started. In the third round, it looks like a pair of "kangaroos" with similar size and equal strength.

However, I am still optimistic about the bigger kangaroo, only to see the little kangaroo preemptively, and the big kangaroo was overwhelmed by the aggressive momentum of the other side and lost again and again.

Suddenly, the classroom was boiling. Some people cheered for the kangaroo and some shouted for the kangaroo.

Just when the kangaroo was about to be overturned, I couldn't help shouting: the kangaroo must resist! At this critical moment, Da: "Kangaroo" was stunned, turned around with a smart body, bypassed the podium and saved the day.

In an instant, dramatic changes have taken place.

The kangaroo launched a fierce attack and pushed the kangaroo to the front door of the classroom again and again.

At this time, cheers and laughter came and went in the classroom, and the waves were higher than the waves.

The little kangaroo's face turned red and stayed there.

The kangaroo is flying, chasing after the victory, pushing the kangaroo hard to support, and the cardboard falls down.

The indomitable spirit of kangaroo deeply touched me.

Although the game is over, the students' laughter still echoes in the classroom for a long time. ...

400 words of interesting composition during class This summer vacation, I took part in the composition class taught by Mr. Jia, because my father's colleague said that there was a famous teacher named Wang in Shanghai, and his composition class was very popular with his classmates.

Dad also said that when he was in primary school, he knew that Teacher Jia was very good at teaching composition.

In the first class, Mr. Jia reminded us that learning composition means learning to be a person, and people are not decent. How can I write a good composition? Compared with other characteristics of Mr. Jia, I prefer his humor.

Because some students can't write compositions, they often make some jokes.

For example, Teacher Jia said that a classmate wrote, "My favorite old duck soup is served. My mother tore off two legs, one for my father and the other for me.

"The students all laughed.

How interesting this classmate is. The old duck soup is so heavy that it takes several people to serve it.

My mother gave her leg to someone else. How horrible! For example, Teacher Jia said that a classmate wrote in his composition: "I like to eat spider food!" " "This classmate likes to eat spider food? Actually, it should be a buffet.

Teacher Jia has many such examples, all of which are humorous, so that students can learn how to use words accurately and how to write a good composition in laughter.

Do you think I will dislike Mr Jia's composition class?

What happened in the classroom? 600 words: One thing happened in the classroom, serious, quiet, happy and interesting ... Among so many adjectives, the classroom is "peaceful".

Now, I'm going to teach a lesson that is not very peaceful.

In the morning, the flowers on the grass bloom with bright smiles.

The warm sunshine shone into the classroom and sprinkled on the students' class windows, which was golden.

Everyone is listening to the teacher carefully.

Suddenly, there was a buzzing sound in the window.

"Ah, a bumblebee!" A classmate shouted.

Hearing his shouts, everyone looked out of the window involuntarily.

"It's really Huang Feng!" "It won't sting, will it?" There was a lot of talk in the classroom suddenly.

In front of the podium, the teacher saw the bumblebee disturbing the classroom discipline and tried to divert the class's attention: "Students, this bumblebee flew in only when we heard the sound of reading.

This shows that our class is very good! Continue the class.

"Everyone was a little quiet, but the bumblebee began to run wild.

Only heard a "hum", it flew from the window to the middle classmate.

Suddenly, it swooped down straight, and almost came into close contact with me, which scared me out of my wits.

In the blink of an eye, he flew from me to the teacher.

Up and down or so, everyone's screams followed.

Seeing this, the teacher immediately told the students to "evacuate" the classroom and "fight alone" with the bumblebee in the classroom.

When the teacher is in the classroom, there are attacks, retreats and advances. Bumblebee dodged, up and down, struggling to fly out.

I secretly sweated for my teacher, thinking that being stung by a bumblebee is no joke.

Finally, the wasp was driven out of the classroom by the teacher and flew to a tree.

Just as the students were about to enter the classroom to continue their class, the bell rang.

Everyone is playing games happily in the corridor.

The teacher wiped the sweat from his forehead and walked out of the classroom.

A few days before class, a meaningful thing happened in our class.

Less than half a lesson in Chinese, with a bang, I turned to see that a classmate might be sick, vomiting and sitting in a seat crying. While other students laughed, and some covered their noses-afraid of smelly! At this time, the teacher said seriously, "What's so funny about a classmate being sick and vomiting?" Instead of helping him, you smiled.

When students are in trouble, they must help each other instead of laughing at them.

"Hearing this, the students immediately stood up, some mopping the floor, some cleaning the table, and some students helped him wash.

Then we continue our class.

On the other hand, it is reasonable for teachers to criticize us.

Students should help each other. When students have difficulties, we should lend a helping hand.

If this happens to me, I believe my classmates will help me in the same way.

2 short articles about things in class, 800 words, etc! ! ! This morning, I was playing chess with Duke Zhou when I heard a voice: "Get up quickly, the sun is shining on your ass." .

"I grumbled discontentedly:" It is a true gentleman to watch chess without saying anything ".

"I'm not a real gentleman, I'm a woman, so you have to get up quickly!" After that, my mother pulled me up without saying anything, pointed to the alarm clock at the bedside and said, "Don't look at the time.

"I opened my sleepy eyes and looked at the alarm clock. Wow! It doesn't matter if you don't look, it's shocking! It's already 7: 20. I'm going to be late for school. If I am late, I will be remembered by my sworn enemy on duty today. I shudder at the thought of this ~ ~ ~ and do everything well at a speed that can break the world record, grab an apple and run to school.

When I got to school, I didn't know what bad luck was ―― when I got to school, the door didn't open and even the teacher didn't arrive. I was so cold that I went to the shop next to the school to ask the time. God, it's only 6 o'clock 18. I am really confused in the morning. Not only did I watch it, but I also forgot that the alarm clock was fast 15 minutes.

When I finally entered the school gate, I was holding an English book and reciting the scriptures weakly with the young monk ―― I didn't expect my sworn enemy to say that I didn't, so I stood up. Oh, my God! Do I deserve too much kindness or do you have a grudge against me?

When I was in 1 class, I painfully found that I didn't bring my Chinese book, so I was naive to have enemies with me! The most hateful thing is that the teacher said something bad and insisted on telling astronauts how to eat in space. I listened to it, and my saliva was like a raging river, and I was actually seen by the teacher. Is it really God who wants me to "die"? I waited and waited until school was over.

I can't wait to rush out of the classroom, run to my life-saving place-my home, and finally run upstairs. I just wanted to lean against the door to catch my breath, but I didn't expect the door to be closed. Alas, the consequences can be imagined.

This morning, I was playing chess with Duke Zhou when I heard a voice: "Get up quickly, the sun is shining on your ass." .

"I grumbled discontentedly:" It is a true gentleman to watch chess without saying anything ".

"I'm not a real gentleman, I'm a woman, so you have to get up quickly!" After that, my mother pulled me up without saying anything, pointed to the alarm clock at the bedside and said, "Don't look at the time.

"I opened my sleepy eyes and looked at the alarm clock. Wow! It doesn't matter if you don't look, it's shocking! It's already 7: 20. I'm going to be late for school. If I am late, I will be remembered by my sworn enemy on duty today. I shudder at the thought of this ~ ~ ~ and do everything well at a speed that can break the world record, grab an apple and run to school.

When I got to school, I didn't know what bad luck was ―― when I got to school, the door didn't open and even the teacher didn't arrive. I was so cold that I went to the shop next to the school to ask the time. God, it's only 6 o'clock 18. I am really confused in the morning. Not only did I watch it, but I also forgot that the alarm clock was fast 15 minutes.

When I finally entered the school gate, I was holding an English book and reciting the scriptures weakly with the young monk ―― I didn't expect my sworn enemy to say that I didn't, so I stood up. Oh, my God! Do I deserve too much kindness or do you have a grudge against me?

When I was in 1 class, I painfully found that I didn't bring my Chinese book, so I was naive to have enemies with me! The most hateful thing is that the teacher said something bad and insisted on telling astronauts how to eat in space. I listened to it, and my saliva was like a raging river, and I was actually seen by the teacher. Is it really God who wants me to "die"? I waited and waited until school was over.

I can't wait to rush out of the classroom, run to my life-saving place-my home, and finally run upstairs. I just wanted to lean against the door to catch my breath, but I didn't expect the door to be closed. Alas, the consequences can be imagined.

This afternoon, we were having a Chinese class when suddenly we heard the sound of a balloon exploding outside.

I think today is the day for senior one children to join the team. They must have accidentally broken the balloon, and then there was a cheer.

At this time, I found many students in our class looking out of the window. The teacher said, "Students, do you want to see balloons?" We said with one voice, "Yes!" "good! Then you can watch! " The teacher said.

As soon as the teacher's words fell, all 63 pairs of eyes in the class looked out of the window.

Zhang Zekun of our class immediately ran to my seat and stretched out his neck like a giraffe looking for food! The balloons outside are red, white, purple, white and duck egg yellow ... Their shapes are heart-shaped, oval, square and rectangular ... It's really beautiful! Just as we were watching with relish, the bell rang.

When we wanted to take a last look at the balloons, they had already flown without a trace.

We reluctantly left the window and walked out of the classroom.

...

There are countless interesting things happening on campus during class, and there are few interesting things happening during class, but there are quite a few in our class.

Look-the math teacher is teaching us to rewrite the composite number. There is a question on the blackboard. The answer is: 1 kg 360 grams.

Then I asked a classmate to do it. This classmate only wrote 1 kg, and he stopped doing it. No way, the teacher asked another student to do it, and that student refused to do it. We were in a hurry and shouted, "Add 630 (630 per day).

Also, when the math teacher taught us fractional addition, he made an assumption and said, "I'm going to buy a walkman, and its price is 70."

5 yuan ... "Before I finished, a classmate shouted," It's a waste to buy a walkman. Might as well buy snacks. We will share it with the whole class.

"We all laughed, and the teacher didn't know whether to criticize this classmate or continue to talk ... Don't think that the interesting things that happened in our class during class time are only available in the math teacher's class, and there are many Chinese classes! At the end of the class, my classmates and I thought it would be nice if the water was bright and sunny and the mountains were empty and rainy.

The author of this poem has an argument. I said Su Shi, but he said no (ah? Why do you think the interesting things in class should be brought to class? Don't worry, please see below), we argued until class, but the teacher told us. The author is Su Shi. He was taken aback and said, "It's really Su Shi (comfortable)!" Hearing this, the teacher's face sank and said, "How are you comfortable?" The classmate faltered and said, "I ... I mean the author is Su Shi.

"Hearing this, we are all happy, but we dare not laugh, because the teacher is very angry, and whoever laughs is unlucky.

That is to say ... (No, haha ...)

The scenery in the classroom 600-word composition online-junior one composition: The scenery in the classroom rings with the sound of * * *, and the teacher slowly walks onto the podium with his textbook.

"Class" the teacher raised his voice and said.

The students stood upright with their hands on the desks.

Then, the class began. In class, teachers and classmates "shared a different dream"; On the platform, the teacher spat and made a wonderful speech.

The students began to do other things secretly.

A classmate's eyes quietly glanced at the teacher on the podium. After making sure that the teacher didn't notice him, his eyes slipped into his schoolbag, his hand slipped in and he took out a pack of snacks. His face is like a statue, without any change. He nodded or shook his head with the teacher's speech and replied to the teacher from time to time: "Yes! Hmm! Yes, yes, that's it ... "The teacher turned around and stuffed the snacks into his mouth with lightning speed, covered his mouth and chewed slowly.

Immediately after eating, wipe off the residue on your mouth with your wrist.

Then they concentrate on the class and slowly reach into their schoolbags ... In the classroom, besides the teacher's cadence, there are some voices of "learning about the cable" in the middle, and they listen carefully. It turned out that they were "talking about their family".

A said, "Is your computer Windows98?" B glanced at the teacher and nodded.

A and B asked and sang, chatting with relish.

But occasionally the teacher will have to interrupt the topic because of some actions and pretend to be a good student.

After a while, a new thing appeared-writing a note.

"Hey, hey, pass this note to the classmate in front of you.

"C students patted Ding students on the shoulder and whispered.

Ding reluctantly took the note and handed it to the students in front.

Finally, the students in front quickly threw the note to Ding while the teacher was not paying attention, and the hit rate was as high as 100%. It seems that they should also be "good players" on the basketball court.

That's it. I pass it on to you, and you pass it on to me.

"Flying pigeons pass books, what a pleasure!" * * * rang again, the teacher slowly walked out of the classroom with the textbook, and the students jumped up and flew out of the classroom like birds.

Now, I am very interested in learning Chinese, and everything is fine.

Have you ever thought about it? I used to hate not only reading, but also all kinds of activities to learn Chinese.

At that time, I was still young and didn't know what reading was, let alone learning Chinese.

My mother wants to learn Chinese well for me in advance and let me know the importance of studying.

Therefore, every afternoon when I play with my neighbor's children, she will invite me home.

I envy other children playing downstairs, but I was "invited" to my room for early education by my mother.

My mother went to the bookcase and handed me some children's books and told me to read them to understand the meaning of the books. Whenever I finish reading, she says to me, "This is learning to read.

"He also taught me to read and learn the pronunciation, structure, stroke order and meaning of each word.

After learning, my mother said to me, "This is also part of learning Chinese."

"As I get older, I gradually know what reading and learning are.

Later, I had more homework, so I couldn't often go to the library to read books, nor could I go to the bookstore to buy books.

So my parents only allow me to read or buy books on the premise of finishing my homework.

Every time I go to read a book, I will take my second treasure with me. The first treasure is a notebook and the second treasure is a pen. ), as the saying goes: "a good memory is not as good as a bad writing."

When I came to the library, I smelled a thick book fragrance as soon as I entered the door.

Picking up a favorite book, a cute and interesting cover character caught my eye. These pictures make people eager to open the book. There are wonderful and reasonable articles in the book, plus beautiful illustrations, which make me like reading, a part of the school language.

In the following time, I will extract good words and sentences every time I read them, and the accumulated words and sentences will be great in both oral communication and writing! Reading makes me understand that learning Chinese is not just about memorizing.

I once read a book which said, "There is more than one way to the knowledge castle.

"Only by mastering the correct learning methods and the correct learning objectives can China literature become better! ...

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