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Xiao Mahu writes a composition (cross talk)

1. Xiao Mahu wrote a funny composition at school. In the morning, when the first ray of sunshine shines on the earth, a familiar figure will appear in the mirror: small eyes, thick eyebrows, bulging forehead and short black hair ... Everyone who sees the little girl says: This girl looks a little aura.

I don't know why, although I am full of gas, everyone just gave me a nickname-Xiao careless! What's going on here? Listen to me slowly! I remember that Sunday, after I finished my homework, I ran to play and slammed the door. After playing for a long time, it's getting late. It's time to go home.

Go home, damn it! The door won't open, but the key is at home. What should I do? Suddenly, I'm anxious like an ant on hot bricks-running around, what should I do? What are we going to do? That's all I can think about. I couldn't help crying ... at this moment, my neighbor's smart card heard the sound.

E799be5Bae6E79Fa5E98193E58685E5AEB9313337613238 "What's the matter? Sister! " "..." "Easy! Ladder! " If I got the treasure, I immediately moved a ladder to Uncle Wang's house and put it in front of the window, but ... but ... but I have never climbed the ladder, and the ladder is so high ... Well, who told me to ask for it? I bullet, go! ..... One step ... Two steps ... Higher and higher, my heart is getting higher and higher ... Finally, I climbed into the window carefully, took a deep breath and couldn't wait to open the door. "ah! ? "I'm so stupid. The door is unlocked, but the embolus is stuck a little. Just turn the handle ... alas! No wonder the partner gave this nickname! Maybe they will laugh at me all my life. Students, don't be like me! This kind of carelessness is unacceptable, especially for Xiao Mahu.

2. How to write a 500-word composition with the title "I am a little tiger"? I'm a little careless. I'm always in a fog, whether I study or live. A bad habit of carelessness can never be changed.

Many times, I always start to do it in a hurry without seeing the topic clearly, because I can't get full marks for my carelessness. For example: "789 times 1234 equals 973626, but I wrote 973627 because of carelessness." The gap in this number made me fail to get full marks.

Another time, when I came across the problem of how much is 776540 minus 7789, I wrote 77875 1 without thinking. When I tried to curl my hair, I saw the score and I was surprised. Careless, the correct answer 76875 1 was written as 77875 1, and two points were deducted for nothing. Hi! If I had read more questions and written answers more carefully, I wouldn't have made such a simple mistake.

I'm a little sloppy in my life, too. Once, I drank yogurt and took out a thin tube. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't insert it. Dad pursed his lips and smiled. I said, "What are you laughing at? Take a straw if you have the ability. " Dad said, "You should use a sharp one, not a flat one." I looked down and smiled shyly. (Ding Bo Literature)

It seems that the bad habit of carelessness cannot be changed!

3. Six people misspelled the composition 1200 words [six people misspelled the composition 1200 words] Roles: Xiao Mahu, Xiao Li, Jun Xiao, Xiao Mei, Xiao Hong, monitor.

Xiaoli: I hate people writing typos, but there is a person in our class who runs a typo radish factory at home and brings typos to his homework all day. The director is here! (Xiao Li stepped down and Ma Xiao came to power)

Xiaocareless:- Hello, my name is Xiaocareless, and I am not careless in my work. Look! I bring my new article for everyone to see! Alas? ! Where did I put it? Xiaojun, did you see it?

Xiaojun: Are you absent from class? (Looking for something with Xiao Mahu)

Xiaomei: Oh, this little carelessness is really sloppy. The composition I wrote today was dropped after class, and I was always asked to send it to him! Xiaohong, go! Let's send it to him!

Xiaohong: Well, all right, let's go.

Small careless: alas? ! May, what brings you here? what's up

Xiaomei: You still say this won't send you a composition? !

Careless: ouch! Look at my memory. It's a good thing you sent it to me. The composition of six people is 1200 words.

Xiaohong: Hey! You are such a careless ghost, you may make some jokes in the future!

Small careless: alas, yes, forget it, you are here, just listen to my masterpiece!

Xiaomei: Gee, as long as you don't write wrong words!

Xiao is careless: this time it must be right. I checked. Don't worry!

Xiaojun: Can we trust you?

Monitor: Xiaojun, stop fooling around and be careless. Read your composition and let's listen!

Xiao careless: cut! I'm going to start, don't bother me! Ahem, ladies and villagers, let's enjoy the careless masterpiece-rural investigation: on weekends, my father and I visited the countryside, and we wanted to experience the feeling of farming, so my uncle assigned us a harsh job-fertilization. We all started from farmers' homes and went to the fields, and the journey was quite long. I couldn't walk halfway, so I put down the dung and decided to drink it, but my father wouldn't let me, so I secretly drank it for a while. Oh, it feels great. After a while, I was full of energy. I really don't know if I didn't drink it. I was shocked when I drank it! then ...

Monitor: Stop

Xiaomei/Xiaohong/Xiaojun/Xiaoli: Hahahahaha. ...

Careless: What's the matter? What are you laughing at?

Xiaomei: God, you're killing me! Sloppy, is that shit delicious?

Xiaoli: You misspelled the factory director. Go away.

Monitor: You actually wrote rest as drinking! Little carelessness

Careless: Oh, let me see. Oh, how can I write thanks as drinking? It's really a joke. Sorry, everyone! (Walking off the stage)

Xiaomei: Alas-haha, don't go! Aren't you going to show your masterpiece?

Xiaohong: Hehe, I estimate that he can be on the list of awesome people at this level! (Step down with Xiaomei)

Xiaoli: Hey, your composition book (step down)

Monitor: If a person intentionally or unintentionally writes a typo, it will make people puzzled and even misunderstand, which will affect the expression of meaning and even lose the communicative function of words. The first grade composition 1200 words. Chinese characters are one of the oldest characters in the world and the crystallization of the excellent tradition of the Chinese nation. We should cherish it very much, use it correctly and give full play to its role, which is very important for inheriting and carrying forward the excellent traditional culture of the Chinese nation, cultivating patriotic sentiments and better learning various cultures and scientific knowledge. At present, the confusion of Chinese characters in society has caused losses and obstacles to economic development, scientific progress, education popularization, cultural prosperity and social spiritual civilization construction, and has also caused interference and misleading to Chinese students' Chinese characters. Let's get rid of the habit of writing typos together!

Meng Xiantian, Grade One, No.17 Middle School, Jiaozuo City, Henan Province

4. Write a composition with sky trees, rivers, forests, ponies, tigers and clever pony Xiaoyi. "The old tree is going to hold a five-year spring forest brave meeting!" Pony thought he was brave, so he decided to take part in the competition.

The next day, the sun was high in the blue sky and the weather was very good. The pony is carrying luggage and running happily to the forest center. The brave race is about to begin. Passing a small river, the pony stopped to drink water and found two rabbits drinking water by the river. The pony was about to say hello when he suddenly found a big tiger staring at the rabbits behind the tree on the other side of the river.

The situation was critical, and the pony suddenly had a brainwave and greeted the rabbits loudly:' Hello, little rabbits, are you going to the brave meeting, too? Why don't you go? The brave meeting has started ahead of schedule. I heard that a strong tiger came from the east of the forest. It is very powerful. Maybe it will become the king of our spring forest after this competition! "The tigers on the other side of the river are all for this brave encounter. I didn't expect other forest animals to covet its throne. Anxious and angry, I immediately decided to rush to the forest center to see what had happened. Pony saved two white rabbits with his own wisdom.

5. The sloppy composition in our class is sloppy in our class.

His carelessness is like a breeze, blowing the gloomy clouds hanging over our faces; His carelessness is like wine, which intoxicates our study and life; His carelessness is like a glass of wine, which makes our mood extremely sweet. His carelessness really makes people laugh!

When meeting people for the first time, carelessness is an interesting business card; When dealing with people, carelessness is a happy time; Carelessness is a funny pleasure when getting along with people. And the most careless person in our class will bring us endless happiness.

He has a chubby round face, and his big bright eyes are always squinting with a smile. A pair of big ears will keep shaking. I really don't know where he learned this "moving ear magic". His big belly is like a cauldron, even if he stands, people can't help laughing. Although he is so fat, he is careless. His carelessness can make people laugh at any time, even when the teacher criticizes him.

On one occasion, the teacher found him laughing inexplicably in class and sternly told him to laugh enough on the podium. He staggered onto the platform and leaned against the blackboard like a deflated ball.

The teacher was furious and told him to keep laughing. To our surprise, he even had the face to laugh, which made us all laugh. Seeing that everyone was laughing, he scratched his head, but suddenly stopped laughing, just like a car suddenly braked and said, "What are you laughing at?" He looked down at his clothes and began to laugh wildly again.

Suddenly, a classmate pointed at him and shouted, "His clothes are on backwards, ah ha ha …" Suddenly, all the classmates, including the teacher, turned their eyes to him. Oh, my God, he even wears his clothes backwards, thanks to his ability, but he can do kung fu carelessly, which is really the best in the world!

Not only that, but his carelessness and deceptive kung fu are also first-class!

That day, I was sick, so I cried and my eyes were swollen. Suddenly, he swaggered up to me and pointed happily at the rice grain on his mouth. Seeing her humorous appearance, I smiled through tears again.

His carelessness is like a breeze, blowing the gloomy clouds hanging over our faces; His carelessness is like wine, which intoxicates our study and life; His carelessness is like a glass of wine, which makes our mood extremely sweet. His carelessness really makes people laugh!

This is the fun of the youngest tiger in our class!

6. I am a little careless about the composition "Little Carelessness" in the fourth grade of primary school. My name is X X X, and I'm almost ten years old.

I am neither tall nor short. I am thin.

I like watching Naruto and Dina Altman. I like moving.

I like playing computer, drawing and playing chess. Mom and dad say I'm cute, but I have a big problem that bothers me.

The big problem is carelessness. One afternoon, I came home from school, but I forgot to bring my clothes.

I cried anxiously at home. My mother came back and beat me so hard that my face turned red.

I am sad. Once, I hurried downstairs and accidentally fell down the stairs and hurt my head.

I had to endure the pain, stand up and walk on to help my mother buy things. Also, I did my math homework at home and didn't get it right once.

Dad criticized me again and again, saying that I was really a careless king. He also said that if I go on like this, I will be dragged down.

I'm really scared. I was hurt so much because of carelessness.

I must get rid of this bad habit. But it's too hard! When I wrote this composition, I either made a slip of the tongue here or made a mistake there.

It took several times to become what it is now. There may still be mistakes.

However, I still have the confidence to beat it! "Little sloppy" is no longer sloppy. Because he is often careless in his work, his classmates nicknamed him "Little Careless". That night, he had a strange dream

He dreamed that he was transforming the kingdom. In a corner of the kingdom, some people are arguing. This matter was seen by XX. He was curious and went to have a look. He listened carefully. It turned out that the messenger pen of the stationery country was arguing with the four brothers about correction fluid, tape, correction paper and symbol modification for the owner's exercise book.

The pen said, "We can't make such a noise. Let's go to court tomorrow and let the law solve it! " "Four other people agreed. The next day, X X X followed them quietly to find out.

The trial begins with the "hearing" of the presiding judge. "The plaintiff's pen, tell me about your cause of action first."

"The four of them messed up my master's hungry exercise book with their own tricks." "Then what method did they use?" "The correction fluid said that he made the typo disappear without a trace, but his saliva was too poor to make the blood circulate ... When the pen didn't come, he said the tape, and the correction fluid said discontentedly," Report to the presiding judge, I'm sure the good word is gone.

Besides ... "... OK, listen to the pen.

"The presiding judge interrupted the correction fluid." Let's talk about rubber strip again. He said he would never be like a correction fluid, but he made a hole in the little master's book. I can wear it ... ",I haven't waited for the pen to catch my breath and say the next sentence.

The tape said discontentedly, "I said it wouldn't be like correction fluid. Before I finished, he asked me to work. I don't have time to tell him my shortcomings ... ". As soon as the recording was over, the presiding judge said, "Listen to the pen."

Correcting the wrong paper said that he would not turn my young master's exercise book into a beggar's suit like his two brothers. Before the pen was finished, he corrected the wrong paper and retorted loudly: I said that I can only modify the nuances, but I can't modify more, so the patch will not be obvious, but he insisted that I change it. "Finally, let's talk about changing symbols by modifying liquids. He told me that the modification techniques of his three brothers were all tricks played by crying children. He had no shortcomings, so I hired him with a high salary.

At first, it was not bad. Within a few minutes, many circles appeared in the master's exercise book, as well as a few small tails and some arrows. "I'm like this, * * * what is it, who let you use me.

"When I heard that the modified symbol was unreasonable, the pen was so angry that it ran to the dock willy-nilly and punched the modified symbol. Seeing that their younger brother was beaten, the other three began to attack the pen.

The presiding judge had a heart attack when he joked that it was invalid. The fight ended when the presiding judge had another heart attack.

"How can I do it without trial?" Pan said that when he turned around and saw the only XX present, he made XX as the presiding judge and only announced the trial result that he thought was fair. Xxxx agreed.

"Now I announce the verdict, and the four defendants publicly apologize to the pen and its owner, and return all the money obtained by modifying the symbol to the pen." The defendant's four brothers refused to accept the verdict, saying that the acting presiding judge was entrusted by the pen and preferred the pen.

Just one person turned XX into a vegetable. "Ah!" cried X X X.

"Turns out to be a dream. After this dream, he did his homework carefully. Seeing his change, his classmates no longer called him "little careless".

7. Write a short article about goodbye, careless, no less than 500 words * * * Things have never been sloppy.

I often turn the room upside down when I do my homework, but I haven't found the pen yet, so I have to look down. The pen is in my hand! Let's say last time, the music teacher asked us to bring the organ. When I was still at home, as soon as I got up, my mouth was chanting: organ, organ, don't forget to bring the organ.

Unexpectedly, this is what I have been saying. When I went out, I was in high spirits and took that sentence as a "jingle".

When I got to the classroom, I saw everyone holding the organ and looking at their hands, but it was too late. Because of this, the music teacher wrote down my name. Another time, my mother gave me a math problem.

I wrote very carefully, mistook the plus sign for the multiplication sign, and wrote "One plus one equals one". My mother pointed it out to me, I looked at my answer, and then I suddenly realized. Hehe, this really makes people laugh and cry.

In fact, in my daily study and life, I still have many careless incidents! When I dictate words, it is often less in the east and more in the west. Therefore, I am "honored" to get a nickname: "Little Unlicensed", worthy of the name. I also suffered a lot because of this.

Since then, this nickname has been with me. Finally, one day, I couldn't help it. I made up my mind to get rid of this carelessness.

I try my best to finish my homework carefully every day and let my family urge me not to be careless. In the end, what I have paid will be rewarded. I am no longer so careless, and there are fewer mistakes in dictation. No one calls me "careless" anymore. Bye, slob.

8. Composition: Little Tiger and Grandpa (300 words) Today, the weather is really good, and it is a good day to plant trees.

Xiaoding came to the open space in front of the house with a small sapling and a shovel. He also brought a card from Little Mu, which said "Take care of young trees". This Xiao Mu card was made by his grandfather last night! Xiaoding picked up a shovel and hummed and dug a hole.

This is Xiaoding's first time to plant saplings. He wants to plant saplings alive. Thinking about it, I planted the "saplings" neatly and filled them with soil.

Oh, it's done! Xiaoding turned to leave. Suddenly I patted my head and remembered that I had forgotten to stand there.

Looking back:' re' has been' planted', but the saplings are still lying on the ground pitifully. Xiaoding blushed at once. He had to find a hole to get into.

9. Inappropriate "sloppy" composition Inappropriate "sloppy" Speaking of my shortcomings, "sloppy" is one, but fortunately, I finally got rid of this "sloppy" problem during the summer vacation.

I suffered a lot in the days when I was not careful. Because of "carelessness", the exam made me lose many opportunities 100.

For example, take "kilometer" as "meter", omit the topic and write "sell" as "buy". Naughty cousin always calls me "little careless".

Because of carelessness, I also had a quarrel with my good friend. One day, my good friend borrowed my red pen to help the teacher correct his homework.

A few days later, I asked her for it, and she said she would give it to me that afternoon. We had a quarrel about it. Meeting without saying hello changed from a good friend to a bitter enemy. In the evening, I was sorting out my schoolbag and accidentally found the red pen in it.

It turned out that that afternoon, because school was almost over, after my good friend returned my pen, I stuffed it into my schoolbag … However, the taste in my heart was not good at all. I secretly blame myself because of this hateful carelessness.

From then on, I made up my mind to break up with Sloppy. It's easier said than done. "Sloppy" is like a hat, which is buckled on my head.

After thinking about it, I had a good idea: I wrote more than a dozen pieces of paper, which read "Seriously and carefully" and stuck them on my desk, pencil box and drawer ... My mother saw it and said, "Hui Hui, you have made up your mind very well about this shortcoming, but you must stick to it!" I nodded with a smile. From then on, I did everything wholeheartedly. Not only did I get rid of my carelessness, but I was also praised by my parents. I'm so happy.

Now my cousin will never call me "little nonsense" again. She gave me another nickname. Guess what this is? Ha ha! I want to keep it a secret for the time being.