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Peppermint

Deep in the dense forest, clouds of white fog shrouded the distant road. Julia only felt depressed, and suddenly a wet face came at her. "Mint!" Julia stretched out his hand to grasp, but couldn't catch it, crying and waking up from a dream.

What happened recently? I always dream about mint. Julia went to wash his face and looked at the wet face in the mirror. Suddenly, she felt a little disgusted.

Empty shops, where are some smelly girls? Turning around, long blue hair stood behind him, and Qing Ye scolded, "What are you doing quietly? Scared to death! " Light light blue whispered apologetically, "Sorry, Sister Julia, I just went to the toilet when I saw no customers." Green Bai Ye didn't show blue wet hair at a glance.

Sitting in a daze at the cashier on the first floor, Qing Ye looked at the light light blue and put a cup of rose tea in front of her. Hong Hong and two other shop assistants sneaked into the shop, but Julia just pretended not to see it. At the moment, her mind is full of mint wet face, and she has no intention of fighting with some little girls in the shop.

In the afternoon, customers came in an endless stream, and the boss Qing Ye just sat there and didn't care to say hello to anyone.

Twenty-four years ago, 14-year-old Julia was a celebrity in Dupan Street. Mini-skirt, big earrings, a pair of fashionable round toe shoes, pretty exaggerated dress looks like a Hong Kong and Taiwan star. Karaoke was introduced to Chinese mainland in the early 1990s, and Qing Ye's song Qiu Haizheng's "I Love You with Tears" shocked the whole Du Pan.

How many boys in the street love this passionate rainbow girl. But ordinary people in the town can't get into Qing Ye's eyes at all.

/kloc-in the summer of 0/5, Julia's love letter was soft in her hand, and she felt long ears and tired of hearing when boys whistled at her.

Every morning, Julia would clearly shout to the pancake stall in front of the door: "Boss, a pancake with two eggs. Tofu brain is more spicy. "

Mint, who was at the back of the queue, suddenly had a stomachache when she saw the girl drinking tofu brain at the low table. When it was Mint's turn, he said with a northeast accent, "A pancake with two intestines, not spicy, thank you."

Everyone looked at the foreign boy curiously. Wow, his voice is beautiful and handsome!

Julia looked up and saw that she was looking at her mint. Her face looks like Jimmy Lin who has just become popular. Who knows, Julia set off a perfect whirlwind in his heart.

On the way to school by bike, Julia was stopped by Abiao again. Julia said with some dissatisfaction: "Brother Biao, you will be punished if you are late." Abiao and a group of ruffians behind him smiled and said, "Whether you agree or not today, you must be my Abiao's woman in the future, otherwise, hehe …"

Everyone in Dupan Town doesn't know that Abiao is a bully, fighting, wounding and raping people. He was arrested twice at a young age and was later fished out by his father. Julia hates Abiao's threats, but she feels that she is being chased by her boss.

When Julia was silent, the hero descended from the sky on a bicycle. "Let her go," Mint said normally.

O puma nao nao ears disdain to ask "boy, are you bossing me around? ! "A look, his brother will begin to teach this silly boy who comes out of nowhere. A Biao's father came over and patted his son on the back of the head. "Son of a bitch, go home!"

The hero's saving the beauty is the most touching, but Julia just said indifferently, "You are in trouble." Mint also answered "I'd love to" indifferently. On the way to school, Julia and Mint chatted for a while. Mint smiled at the enthusiastic girl in front of her eyes, and her heart stung.

At that time, Mint was the real Gao Fushuai. My mother is a dramatic actress, my father is a businessman, and my brother is a magic policeman in a big hat. Some people say that fallen leaves return to their roots. My father Mint, who has been doing business in the Northeast for a living, decided to go back to his hometown and spend the rest of his life in Pan.

At the school gate, Julia waved goodbye to Mint. The boring class bell rang, and Julia, who was sleeping at his desk, stood up when he heard "Hello, my name is Mint". The teacher disgruntled scolded her, "Julia, what do you want? Sit down! "

Julia sat down slowly, stared at Mint's face, which charmed all the girls, and gently spit out "SAO!"

Mint was quickly praised as the school grass, and his arrival made many girls have pink bubbles in their hearts. All the girls in the class talked to him more or less, but only Julia fell asleep and ignored him.

The next day, Julia had breakfast at home because she was tired of pancakes. Julia, who was riding a bicycle at a high speed, saw Mint's handsome face with a little surprise.

On the third day and the fourth day, until school was over on Friday, Mint finally called her. "Hey, why didn't you come to the pancake stall for breakfast recently? Why have you been ignoring me?" Julia turned around and looked innocent. "I didn't ignore you. I'm just a poor student who procrastinates. I'm afraid you don't like dealing with poor students. "

Mint said "I like it" at once. Happy Mint and Julia rode their bikes home together.

Qing Ye, obsessed with emotion, soon made Mint untenable.

In order to lose weight, Julia occasionally skipped dinner, so Mint changed the way of bringing lunch from home. One, three, five small vegetarian dishes, two, four, six chicken and fish, and occasionally a ribs with sauce. The whole classroom can smell the exquisite craftsmanship of Mint's mother. It smells fucking good. It's fucking appetizing.

Boxes of boxes broke more or less girls' hearts like hammers. Although Julia blames herself for losing weight every time, she is never vague when she wolfs down.

As a member of the study committee, Mint has the obligation to help students with their lessons, and Qing Ye is the best candidate. That's really rewarding. The class teacher relaxed the policy, and men and women cooperated with each other to coach each other. At one time, the monthly exam results of Class 2 and Class 4 soared to the first place in the school.

I don't know whether it's hot in summer or getting angry in the final exam. Julia has a lot of pimples on her mouth, and Mint takes pains to buy green soup to relieve the summer heat every day between classes. Many students have followed suit, and the mung bean soup in the school cafeteria has gone up, ok!

On this day, the two were reviewing their lessons on a bench on campus. A Biao and a group of people came out. He grabbed the book and fell to the ground, pointing to Qing Ye's nose and cursing, "How do you have a crush on this gigolo? I've been chasing you for so long, and you're unmoved. Did you wave into a pool of water when this smelly boy hooked his fingers? "

Before Julia jumped up to arrest people, a punch of mint "bang" hit Abiao's eyes. The minions behind him didn't make a move, because it was a battle of dignity between two men.

I don't know how long it took, but two hot-blooded young people were lying on the ground, only breathing hard with each other.

Leaf tears spouted out from the spearmint gun, without looking at the tiger, a group of people set up their boss to leave.

That night, Qingbo and many Ting Anne brothers came, but Abiao's father had not finished slapping him. Bo Bing and a group of policemen broke into the house and detained A Biao for three months on the grounds of fighting and minor injuries.

After coming out, Abiao saw a long white dress in the street and froze. He is hesitating whether to strike up a conversation. Mint in a white shirt came out of the alley, and the two of them were well dressed, with their fingers locked and drifting away.

Ah Biao spat sadly and turned away.

The so-called magic of liking a person probably lies in his willingness to make a beautiful appearance for him.

Julia changed her stubborn and perverse image in the past, and girls all wore long skirts to study hard, which made the amount of nosebleeds of boys in school increase slightly.

10, 15 On that day, Mint didn't wait for Julia at the pancake stall, nor was she at school. In the evening, Julia ate a few mouthfuls of rice to get ready for bed.

Suddenly someone knocked at the window, and Qing Ye looked at nobody. At this moment, someone knocked at the door. Angry Julia opened the door and saw a cake filled with candles slowly coming under the dim street lamp, singing "Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you". At this moment, the fireworks took off, beautiful and gorgeous!

Julia blew out the candle and couldn't help hugging mint with tears in her eyes. In that era of material scarcity, Julia knew it was the most romantic thing.

A group of friends appeared, and Ye Qing's free snacks and karaoke became their carnival weapons. Everyone had a good time until 12. Amid the boos, Minter took off the amulet he brought when he was born and hung it around Julia's neck. Julia summoned up the courage to stand on tiptoe and kiss Mint's face.

Everything is so beautiful that people can't sleep. The beautiful rainbow girl and the handsome prince mint are full of grand and full joy.

Black eyes meet at the pancake stall. "Boss, put two spicy eggs in the pancake." "The boss has two intestines." Two people who spoke in unison about each other's needs smiled at each other.

This is the most beautiful scenery in the world. I am not happy to see this gentleman.

Qing Ye, who scored last, made rapid progress, and even the young teachers on campus could not help sighing the magic of love.

Minter was promoted to the anxiety class of Dupan High School with the first grade in the school. Julia is isolated from the grief class with a gap of 10. In the eyes of the Qing family, this achievement is really a bodhisattva to bless the ancestors. Qingbo also rewarded his second daughter with 200 pieces of pocket money. At that time, the per capita wage in cities and towns was tens of dollars. Qingbo is really generous. But Julia was unhappy, and Mint Company tried its best to please him. Finally, she finally asked, "Yaya, what's wrong with you? Aren't you happy to be admitted to high school? Or did I do something wrong, you have to punish me like this! "

The tangled green leaves finally curled their lips and began to cry. "It's all your fault! You are so excellent and powerful, I still can't catch up with you so hard. Whoops, that's very kind of you. I'm also afraid of mint. "

Mint couldn't help cursing the fool and told her not to cry. But sad Julia wouldn't listen. Mint clumsily kissed the girl's soft and delicate lips. At first, I just told her to shut up and comfort, but damn Julia didn't learn well, so she grabbed her own housekeeping weapon.

Mint finally reached into Julia's skirt with a snort of low, and carefully stroked the two red cherry fruits until the red cherry fruits hardened, and Julia could not help but gasp. But Mint soon woke up and kissed Julia's eyes quickly and seriously. "Qiye, I want to turn you into a woman on the day I marry you."

Moved by a mess of green leaves gently around the waist of mint. Yes, this boy is the man he has been looking for all his life.

With the consent of their parents, the two men got on the bus bound for the city. It was the season when lavender was in full bloom, and they walked into the rich purple-blue ocean hand in hand. Julia loves this beautiful dicotyledonous plant very much, and its sad flowers deeply touched Julia's heart: as long as you breathe hard, you can witness it and wait for hopeless love and miracle.

In a sea of flowers, Julia asked softly, "Mint, do you know the legend of lavender?" Mint scraped her little nose and said slowly:

"In ancient times, there was a beautiful girl in Provence. One day, she was alone in the cold valley picking flowers in bud. On her way home, she met an injured traveler from a long distance and asked her for directions. The girl looked at the handsome young man affectionately with a bunch of flowers in her hand. At that moment, her heart was occupied by the young man's passionate smile. Despite the opposition of her family, the girl insisted that the young people stay in the guest room at home to heal until they recovered. As the days passed, the young man's leg injury had healed and their feelings quickly warmed up. On a cool morning, the young man wanted to say goodbye, but the girl didn't want to be opposed by her family. She went away with the young man and went to the hometown where the young man was full of roses in the distance.

Before the girl left, the old woman in the village held a bouquet of newly opened lavender, so that the spoony girl could test the sincerity of youth with this bouquet of newly opened lavender. It is said that the fragrance of lavender bouquet will make unclean things appear. In the early morning when the valley was full of lavender, just as the young man was holding the girl's hand to prepare for a long trip, the girl threw a bunch of lavender hidden in her coat on the young man. In this way, a burst of purple smoke gathered and dispersed, and there was a faint cold wind in the valley, like a young man humming. I am your heart that wants to travel far. Leaving the girl lonely and melancholy. Soon, the girl disappeared. Some people say that she followed the flowers to find youth. Some people say that she was also transformed into a large group of light smoke by the youth and disappeared into the valley. "

Julia stared at Mint gently and said seriously, "Then don't leave me, never." Mint held this girl who doubted her love and swore that she would live forever under the witness of Lavender.

After coming back, they were inseparable, and Julia became more and more beautiful, just like a flower in bud, blooming with infinite fragrance.

At the freshman alumni association, outstanding and beautiful Wan Jie and Mint stood on the stage and accepted the baptism of everyone's eyes with the first place in Dupan High School. Looking from a distance, I only feel that the sun, the moon and the stars complement each other.

The green leaves under the stage only feel so shy and dazzling. Julia coldly looking at two people talking and laughing, naturally climbed to the mint's arm. "Hi, I'm Julia, Mint's girlfriend." Wan Jie walked away with a smile. Mint coquetry, rubbing Julia's little head. "You, you."

Wan Jie, a girl who transferred from the city with her father, made the boys in the high school campus excited again, and the envious eyes of the girls instantly turned to Wan Jie.

Compared with Julia's willfulness, Wan Jie is the purest white lotus in a pool of clear water.

Excellent grades, good family, outstanding appearance and kind people. In short, Wan Jie is the perfect Marisu in the eyes of adolescent boys.

Julia felt a little worried. Her breathless running was not as easy as Wan Jie's, so she could stand side by side with Mint. Julia thought sadly that if Mint were a prince, Wan Jie would be the most beautiful princess, and she herself might be a witch riding a broom.

As the president and vice-president of the student union, it is inevitable that they will get closer. Campus radio, sports meeting, singing contest, there are two people dancing and cooperating everywhere.

Qing Ye, who had been waiting at the school gate for 40 minutes, watched her boyfriend and Wan Jie walk briskly. She finally couldn't bear to point to Wan Jie. "Please stay away from my boyfriend." Wan Jie is afraid to retreat behind mint.

Mint glanced at Julia discontentedly. "What are you doing?" Green ye stared at him with an incredible eyes, "why, why did you say me? I have to choose between her and me, either keep my distance from her or break up! " Say that finish angrily turned to leave. Mint although some helpless, but still catch up quickly. To say either good or bad, I swear to God all the way. When I got to the door, Julia reluctantly gave Mint a good look.

Julia is just a demon, and Wan Jie has become a fairy. Always looking weak, I still pity you. Although Mint is Julia's boyfriend, he is a man, and Bai Lianhua always has a way to make people refuse.

As the host of the New Year's Day party, it is drawing to a close. Wan Jie unexpectedly gave Mint a close kiss in public, and the whole auditorium was boiling. Clap your hands and shout together. Mint looked under the stage in a panic. Walking through the crowd, he saw Julia, who was as sad as snow, silently withdrew from the auditorium. Mint was about to catch up, but she tripped at the end of the party.

It was snowing, and Julia's fingertips were cold. She walked home with one foot deep and one foot shallow, and suddenly she tripped and fell to the ground. Tears are silent, and Julia doesn't want to get up. Let this goose feather snow cover yourself. I don't know how long I cried, but the frozen green leaf was pulled into a warm and generous embrace. A Biao wiped the tears from her cold little face with rough fingertips.

The fruitless Julia was carried home by Abiao. Perhaps because of a cold, Julia can't get sick. This is the first 10 day after her recovery. Mint came several times during this period, but Julia didn't want to see him.

Wan Jie Wan Jie. It seems that Julia and Mint have been having problems since she appeared.

After school, mint came again. He sorry to hold Julia's hand, Julia gently break free, airily said "break up". Mint asked in surprise, "Why?" Julia turned his head and bit his lip and said, "You don't understand".

Unknown so's mint was so angry that he didn't know where he was wrong, or where he was wrong, but was it his fault that Wan Jie liked it?

Proud boys don't understand that girls are sensitive and precocious species. In Qing Ye's eyes, the concept of love is ~ "like-love-be together, love me, only love me, and put an end to all covetousness for me." But Mint can't refuse Wan Jie, and no boy can cruelly refuse such a delicate girl.

Young and excellent mint can't understand Julia's inner inferiority. To tell the truth, I'm afraid Wan Jie can't even compare with Baguio, let alone a leprechaun who doesn't know how to protect love.

I haven't seen you for ten days. Julia only feels that every minute is like a year. When she walked into the classroom and saw Mint who was studying hard, Julia once thought she was in the wrong classroom. Suddenly sad, are you too selfish! Everyone says that stepping into the troubled class is not a dream, but the excellent mint has pulled back a leg for his cruelty.

Mint saw the tearful green leaves, but continued to write with a straight face. There is a letter in Julia's drawer, and the faint lavender fragrance is very pleasant.

"Grind the demon, you really can't help it.

I don't know how to make you understand, I believe there is only you in my heart!

From the moment I saw you, I felt that I was no longer myself. Ye Ye, I am yours, and this life is destined to be born for you.

You have to believe that it is destiny takes a hand that we meet and fall in love.

Ye Ye, never say goodbye easily again. The word "break up" is a kind of torture to me.

Ye Ye Xiao Yao, I love you until I die. Will you marry me when I am weak?

Ye Ye, you have to believe that we are made for each other and are destined to never part. Have you forgotten the oath we made in front of Lavender?

Love your mint forever. "

Qing Ye smiled with tears in her eyes. Yes, this is the love she wants ~ stable and warm.

Two people holding hands cherish it again, even if the other person's eyes can be sweet to the heart.

During the holidays, Mint went to Julia's restaurant to help every day. Everyone joked with Aunt You: "Where did you get such a handsome little buddy?"

Julia leaned against the door and looked at the mint serving dishes, smiling like a newly married little woman.

Julia, who hadn't seen Mint in the restaurant all day, finally couldn't help visiting, but the door of Mint's house was locked.

Where is the mint? The anxious days passed like years. In the endless pain and waiting, Julia was both afraid and angry. She fantasized about countless bad possibilities. So when Abiao, who came to the restaurant for dinner, struggled for a long time, the fidgety Julia finally agreed to accompany him to the city to see a movie, and then it was even.

When Julia got off Abiao's cool motorcycle and saw the yearning figure under the street lamp, he could detect mint's disgusting eyes. Julia couldn't help asking, "Where have you been these days?" There is no news at all. "Mint asked disdainfully," Where did you go that night? " Qing Ye said airily, "O Biao's birthday, I accompanied him to the city to see a movie. Why? No? "

Mint said sadly, "well, I'm not your man." I don't care who you fuck. "

Qing Ye, trembling with anger, left angrily until she was awakened by a knock at the door at night.

Mint's parents found that their clever son didn't come home late at night, and they couldn't help but panic. Mother Mint has been crying. "Mint was brought up by his grandfather. When his grandfather died, Mint was very sad. When he came back, he was anxious to find Julia. I thought two children were better, so I didn't stop him. You say it's so late, where can Mint go? "

Looking for a night without success, Julia felt guilty, and with a bang, the amulet around his neck fell to the ground and broke in two. Julia's heart thumped, and she suddenly had a bad feeling.

Three days later, Mint's body floated on the Phoenix River.

Mother Mint went crazy and asked Julia every word she said when she saw Mint that night. A woman can't believe that her lively son will be a cold corpse on the ground.

Qing Ye wept bitterly and sobbed, repeating these words back and forth.

It was not until Abiao's father, who was also missing, reported the case that Bo Bing was keenly aware that there was something wrong with his brother's death.

A Biao, who was arrested half a month later, truthfully confessed everything that night. Hearing the quarrel between Julia Mint and her husband, Abiao secretly followed Mint. When they came to the quiet Phoenix Bridge, they were jealous and attacked Abiao's remaining reason. He gave him a sudden push and mint fell into the river. In winter, the river is biting, and the struggling mint sleeps forever.

A Biao was shot immediately because of his many criminal records and intentional homicide.

The next day, Mint's mother hanged herself in the dead of night. She has only one son in her life. The thin ice was left by her husband and his dead wife.

Dad Mint and Bo Bing are holding the urn on their way back to Northeast China.

Catch up with the distant Julia and beg their forgiveness. She was kicked by thin ice for a long time.

In this way, Mint left, Abiao left, and Mint's mother left. Go, go, go. Only Julia lived shamelessly.

Julia, who dropped out of school and went home, finally swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills on a sunny afternoon.

The rescued Qing Ye stayed in the hut all day, in a daze. She refused to forgive herself for going to the movies with Abiao that night. If she refuses Abiao, will everyone still be alive? Refused to leave the house for a year, regardless of their green leaves. You Yi Qingbo invited a famous psychologist in the provincial capital, but if the patient insisted on dying, even Bian Que, the imperial doctor, could do nothing.

Qing Bo tried to pull Julia out for a walk many times, but Julia turned a deaf ear like a fool.

The first time I took the initiative to talk to someone, it was because Grandpa Qing, who loved her the most, refused to die before he died. Julia was dragged to grandpa by Aunt You, and the old man begged her to live with his last breath. Julia cried like a madman and agreed.

Later, Ye Qing opened a women's clothing store, and she put all her efforts into the store, and the business was particularly prosperous. Julia is slowly reaching marriageable age.

But no matchmaker has ever come to say goodbye, and rumors always spread in the most unbearable form. Everyone knows that the second girl in the Qing family is very coquettish, which killed two jealous boys and one of their mothers, three lives! Finally, Julia became guilty and mentally ill.

That day, the neighboring city wholesale clothes, too carefully chosen, missed the last bus home. She is considering finding a hotel near the station.

A truck of Honghua Liquor stopped in front of her. The driver is a man. He said, "You are Julia, aren't you? My name is Mu. I live in Diaohekou, near Dupan. Do you want to drive my car back? "

Julia wanted to think, climbed into the car.

It turned out that Wood was driving his own van to deliver wine to sell everywhere. He has seen this beautiful girl in Qingbo's shop.

Later, Julia married Wood, who was a treasure. Until the wedding night, Mu couldn't believe she was a virgin! This product is real. Oh, my God!

What's his luck with wood?

After marriage, Julia served her husband, respected her in-laws, concentrated on making money, and gave Wood a pair of children. Everyone is waiting to see the jokes about wood, but wood is very moist and can blossom every day.

Apart from the strange sticky amulet hanging around his wife's neck, Wood thinks that his wife Julia is the best woman in the world.