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Which country is Honda Accord from?

It is a brand jointly developed by JAC, China Guangzhou Automobile Company and Honda Motor Company of Japan. Those who have to pay taxes to China. .

Almost all cars are of Japanese descent. Whether you are Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Audi or Porsche, especially the three key components, namely electronic control components, electronic control modules and automatic transmission, the whole world is almost monopolized by Japan.

China automobile relies heavily on Japanese spare parts, and more or less Mitsubishi engines, Hongqi, Chery, Geely and BYD are all used in China.

Apple's mobile phone has one third of Japanese parts.

Without Japanese mobile phones and computers, the earth would not exist.

The ID card was also made by Fuji Xerox in Japan.

This means that whenever you buy a car, no matter what it is, you are donating bullets to Japan. Boycott of X goods is a joke and a paradox in the face of economic globalization. If you really want to boycott Japanese goods, please start by burning ID cards, smashing computers and smashing mobile phones! Otherwise, it is pseudo-patriotism!

A large number of navy wagons called Japanese wagons are thin and light ... Now cars are getting lighter and lighter. The thickness of freight car has little effect on safety, but the key is the body structure. I have a picture that Mercedes-Benz BMW Volkswagen can't hit an electric bicycle. I want to leave my mailbox. It's easy to hang the picture here. )

Recently, among the most authoritative IIHS car crash test excellent models in North America, Japanese accounted for 70%, while German was at the bottom. Some people say that China and the United States have different standards for Japanese cars. According to this logic, did the Germans sell the worst car to the United States and the best car to China?

Almost all the cars of Xi's troops are Japanese cars (Toyota Kauste, Overbearing, Land Patrol, Nissan Lian Bi), and only the big red flag made by Crown Platform is used for foreign affairs activities. .

It is also 1973' s official vehicle for negotiations with Japan this week.

Taxis in Nanjing are all made by Nissan Teana, Toyota Camry and Nanjing Military Region, and almost all of them are made by Nissan.

In fact, the anti-Japanese ideological trend has become a tool for China to consciously transfer the contradiction between the government and the people.

After the Chinese-style farce of beating, smashing, looting and burning, the state will not easily approve your release in the future, and smashing cars will become a thing of the past.

In short, the failure rate is low and the fuel consumption is low. Japanese at home is the most practical choice. I'm not a marine, and I'm not a nursery. I just want to tell the truth. If I don't know, keep asking, please accept!

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