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The classic Northeast dialect tongue twister is very funny.

Northeast dialect has a large number of unique dialect words that are different from other dialects, and the pronunciation of some common Chinese words in Northeast dialect is also different from Mandarin. The following is the classic northeast tongue twister I compiled for you. Welcome to reading.

Classic northeast tongue twister one

The key seems to be missing, don't lock it,

No, no, no, no, I don't know,

"If it weren't for you, I wouldn't, don't, don't be rude.

You are an individual ","I am an individual "... the key is found and the lock is broken.

I said no, no, you all have to no, no, no,

"I said nothing just now, so don't, don't, don't, don't,

Don't break it. Buy another one. What have you lost? What have I lost? What have I lost?

"What have you lost, what have you lost? Farewell! " ,

"It's gone next time. If it's gone, it's gone I told you not to, not to, not to, not to be blind. "

Classic northeast tongue twister 2

There are three Laozi living on the mountain, three boys living at the foot of the mountain, and three brothers and three sisters-in-law living halfway up the mountain.

At the foot of the mountain, three boys found a mountain as their waist, three brothers and three sisters-in-law borrowed three buckets and three liters of dates.

Three brothers and three sisters-in-law lent three barrels and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds to three boys at the foot of the mountain.

The third boy in the mountain borrowed three barrels and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds from the third Laozi in the mountain.

The third Lao Tzu on the mountain hasn't had three buckets and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds yet, and he wants to go up the mountain to find his third brother and third sister-in-law.

I borrowed three barrels and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds from Yamashita. During the Spring Festival, three boys planted dates at the foot of the mountain.

Three elder brothers and three sisters-in-law return to the mountain, and two Ziziphus jujuba seeds have three buckets and three liters.

Classic northeast tongue twister iii

Grandpa Ma carries a hemp fork at home.

Go to Ma Popo's door.

Ma Popo's pair of twisted dogs,

Bite through grandpa ma's crotch,

Ma's mother-in-law brought hemp needles and thread.

Fill grandpa ma's hemp fork.

Extension of Classic Tongue Twisters in Northeast Dialect

1, buckle a big flower live toad in a big flower bowl.

2. Sister combs her hands in front of the mirror and carries the donkey in the pocket outside the door.

3, my mother planted hemp, I went to release the horse, the horse ate hemp, my mother scolded the horse.

4, returning to the mountain for the waist, three brothers and three nephews, two or three buckets and three liters of dates.

5. The three boys at the foot of the mountain borrowed three barrels of three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds from three old men on the mountain.

6, the old soup end egg soup, stepping on the stool to climb the pagoda, just because the stool is too slippery, the soup spilled soup and burned the tower.

7. The mountain is the waist, the third brother and the third sister-in-law lend three buckets and three liters of dates to the three boys at the foot of the mountain.

8, three boys under the mountain, looking for the mountain for the waist, three brothers and three nephews, borrow three buckets and three liters of dates.

9. There are three old men living on the mountain, three boys living under the mountain, and three brothers and three nephews living on the mountainside.

10, there is a boat with white sails in the river. The wind blew the sails forward and stopped the ship without sails.

1 1. A date is a date, and a name is a name. The name of the person appointed cannot be wrong, and the wrong name is wrong.

12, I borrowed three barrels of 3 liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds from Yamashita. During the Spring Festival, three boys planted dates at the foot of the mountain.

13, there are three Laozi on the mountain, and there are no three buckets and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds, so we have to go up the mountain to find three elder brothers and three sisters-in-law.

14. There is a vine on the high mountain with two bells hanging on its head. The wind blows the rattan bronze bell, and the wind stops the rattan bronze bell.

15, one pink lotus, one live toad, eight pink lotus and eight live toads.

16, a bird in the tree, a cat on the ground. The cat on the ground wants to bite the bird in the tree, and the bird in the tree wants to peck the cat's hair.

17, leather shoes, slippers, slippers for repairing leather shoes, leather shoes, slippers, leather shoes ...

18. Put a basin on the table. There is a bottle in the basin. Bang, bang, bang. I don't know whether the bottle touches the basin or the basin touches the bottle.

19, there is a drum hanging on the wall, and a tiger is hanging in the drum. The tiger crawled through the drum, so take a piece of cloth to mend it. Is it cloth to mend the tiger or cloth to mend the drum?

20. Toto and his brother, sit down and share the fruit. Give more to your brother, give more to your brother. Everyone said they wanted to be smaller, and grandma was very happy.

2 1, put beans in the pocket, fill the pocket with beans and break the beans in the pocket. Pour the beans, mend the bag, mend the bag, fill the bag with beans, and don't leak the beans.

22. Uncle Hao and Uncle Hao borrowed six barrels and six liters of green mung beans. Catch beans after autumn, and then return six uncles, six buckets and six liters of green mung beans.

23. There is a monkey lying on the tree and a dog crouching under the tree. The monkey jumped down and hit the dog. The dog turned over and bit the monkey. I wonder whether the monkey bit the dog or the dog bit the monkey.

24. While selling melons and flowers, Wang Po praises flowers, melons, melons, flowers, melons, flowers, flowers, flowers and smiles.

25. Black beans are put in black barrels, black beans are put in black barrels, black beans are put in black barrels, and black beans are put in black barrels. I don't know whether black beans are put in black barrels or black beans are put in black barrels.