Humorous little joke

Should I come?

When I have my period, I will put an extra cushion on the bed when I sleep. My 6-year-old daughter saw it and asked, you came to my period again. Why do you always come? I said, I don't know. Why? The daughter thought for a moment and said, because you are due.

The story has changed.

Youth: Master, I can't let go of some people. There are some things I can't let go of? Master: Young man, be sure to have a good attitude and don't be impulsive! Youth: Master, I can't do it, I can't let go, I can't let go! Host: You are surrounded by police. Why don't you put the hostages down first?

Do you want money to die?

I went to my cousin's house to play. I saw a lovely robber hat on the way, so I bought it for my nephew. My little niece saw it and put it on her head and asked me, Do you want money to kill you? I asked for money casually, and then my little niece took a dollar out of her pocket and said, here you are! ?

Take you to see the Mediterranean!

My son happily said to me with his report card: Dad, I won the first prize. You promised to show me the sea! Seeing his expectant eyes, I touched my crumpled wallet, bowed my head helplessly, and slowly said to my son, Look, this is the Mediterranean!

This wish is a bit difficult to realize.

On weekend nights, we went to the suburbs to set off lanterns. When Kongming's lantern gradually rose into the sky, my brother asked his little daughter to make a wish and said it was clever. My three-year-old niece looked at the fading Kongming Lantern, put her fingers across her chest and said loudly, I want it to fly back at once. ?

Moved tears came out.

I live in the countryside, and people in the village usually go to the toilet at the entrance of the village. When I went to the toilet yesterday, I took out ipone6p, a birthday present my father bought me not long ago. I watched the joke with great interest. When I saw a shocking joke, I smiled and shook my hand. Ipone6p fell into the pit. I wanted to die at that time, and I wandered around the toilet impatiently. Soon, an uncle in the bay picked up the dung and saw it wandering around the pit. I asked, Xiao Li, why are you scattering by the pit? I almost said with tears, uncle, my apple fell into the pit. Hearing this, Uncle Zhang conveniently took out a big, red apple from his pocket and said, If the child doesn't cry, Grandpa will give you a big one. Look, this is Red Fuji. I took the apple, and moved tears flowed out!

Did you do it? number

Disciple asked the Zen master: There are too many mundane things. I wash clothes, cook, boil water and chop wood every day. I am very tired and have no time to practice quietly. I feel that the goal of practice is too far away. ? The Zen master silently took off his shoes and poured out a stone from them. Disciple suddenly realized:? You mean it's not the distant mountains that make me tired, but the stones in my shoes. ? The Zen master flew into a rage: if you put stones in my fucking shoes again, I'll kill you. ?

Master, turn on the air conditioner

In dog days, there is no air conditioner on the bus. A fat man shouted: master, turn on an air conditioner! It's dying of heat. The master replied leisurely: Bajie, stop it, the air conditioner is broken!

I'm afraid of what I said.

? The son asked his father what it was like to get married, and his father said that all the music in your mobile phone was deleted, leaving only the favorite one, and then the endless cycle, from liking to boredom to habit. ?

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