Who can tell jokes? Tell me one! !

China's most fake 35 sentences 1. Parents: I'll keep the lucky money for you.

2. Bus driver: There is another car behind!

3. Hotel Attendant: Your order will be ready soon …

4. Primary school teacher, tell me the truth, I won't tell your parents!

5. Junior high school teacher: The PE teacher has something to do in this class …

6. High school teacher: I only take one minute of your time …

7. Good classmate: I didn't do well in this exam.

8. A group of people come to play ball: none of us can!

9. Street shop: jump off a building for sale!

10. Before taking office, the leader said: Let me say a few words briefly!

1 1. It is often said in the news that if you have difficulty, call the police.

12. When I borrowed money, I said: I will pay you back as soon as I have money. As a result, you don't want him to pay it back, and you don't necessarily want him to pay it back. ...

13. Doctor: "We have tried our best ..."

14. Students who meet again after a long separation, save their numbers: contact often when you are free!

15. Star: We are just ordinary friends. . . .

16. I just want to sleep with you. I will never touch you.

17. The Seismological Bureau said: According to expert analysis, there has been no major earthquake in recent years.

18. Madam: (When putting on makeup before going out) It will be ready in a minute! It will be ready in a minute!

19. Husband: (staring at other girls) Isn't she as beautiful as you?

20. Food packaging: Make sure no preservatives are added.

2 1. Girl: We can still be friends.

22. Boy: Good boy, it won't hurt. ....

23. The conductor said, Go in! There are seats in it!

24. The teacher said to the last student: You are smart, but you don't work hard. . . . . . .

25. I hope you will come alone. What gift are you going to bring?

26. When I was a child, when I made a mistake or lied, I always said, I won't dare again. ...

Miss: I'm new here. I've only been in the business for a few days. ..

28. "Relevant departments have been involved in the investigation"

29. Bus conductor: Come on up, make sure you have a seat, and then leave at once. . Get in the car and leave.

30. The most fake thing for a bus driver should be: Go inside, there is no one behind. (Oh, my God, the man behind him is sticking to the window. He says there is no one. )

3 1. Salesperson: I really don't make your money. I sold it at the purchase price.

32. I will never play with you again! "

33. Invite you to dinner another day! !

In fact, you are a good person, but we are not suitable.

35. Teachers and parents: After the exam, I think about how to play. Nobody cares about you!