Looking for funny QQ signatures

1. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away

2. I'm not afraid of gangsters, I'm afraid that gangsters are educated...

3. If a tiger doesn't send a cat, you think I'm critically ill!

4. Driving is not difficult, except for the newcomers!

6. The mining disaster continues under review, and property prices rise under control!

7. If XP doesn’t show its power, you think I’m DOS!

8. A hero doesn’t care about his way out, and a rogue doesn’t care about his age!

9. Live well, because we will die for a long time!!!

10. People are not smart, and they still imitate others' baldness! !

11. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

12. I would rather fight with someone who understands than say a word to SB

13. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't play the sadness of me!

14. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, there is no corner that cannot be dug?

15. You even believe the advertisements, you will be fooled by reading!

16. To survive in the world, it is best to be a bachelor! !

17. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

19. I can’t afford to sleep for a long time in the morning; I feel sleepy at night!

21. If a woman pleases herself, she will tolerate a man who pleases himself, and he will be poor!

22. You bald donkey, dare to snatch the master's wife from a poor man?

23. Being a bitch is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them

24. Only Women and English are hard to find, but wives and jobs are hard to find!

25. Earn other people’s money and let poverty go to hell.

26. Even if you believe, there is a lie hidden in the middle

27. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

30. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to notice it.

32. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say. Including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I have finished my words

33. People cannot stand under a tree To die by hanging, try to die a few times on a few nearby trees

34. Take other people’s path and leave others with no way out

35. No matter how far your thoughts go, just give them a try How far can I go

36. Donkey is pronounced backwards.

37. Go to Google and Baidu.

38. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes.

39. Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

40. It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined!

41. When I woke up, it was dark.

42. Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.

43. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

44. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel

45. Money is not everything, sometimes you need a credit card.

46. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

47. People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. Men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

48. Cherish life--if God still lets you live, he must have His arrangements.

49. The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages.

50. Love is like poop. Once flushed, it will never come back. Love is like poop. Once it comes, it cannot be stopped. Love is like poop. It is the same every time. Too much~ Love is like poop, sometimes after working hard for a long time it’s just a fart!