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Lazy Sheep’s classic dialogue
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(Shibanqiao, old city corner, memories back to that school
No. 3 in the third row, sitting in the legendary The heroine
You look at me, snickering, laughing at my poor calligraphy practice
How to write a note with a few cursory handwriting
Think Please tell me, Shanshen Temple, who is your legendary supreme treasure
I can’t guess, I can’t touch it, it’s carved on the table and I don’t know
Open the first page, there are two words OK, written about Wukong Wukong’s troubles)
Very old, sixteenth-century city wall
Let time go back to my parents’ parents
Grandpa and The old place where she met had a scene where they were well-known to everyone
The second girl, nineteen years old, can speak and sing
At the entrance of the village, embroidered with kingfishers and mandarin ducks every day
>Grandpa went to pick out silk and satin, and Columbus was the same as him back then
The story is told slowly, sweetly imagined, and the movie scenes of love are repeated
No Playing the acoustic guitar, not sending roses, the expression of white love
Simplicity mixed with simplicity, that’s how happiness is
It’s like she planted the fragrance of a diary in a drawer
Tell the stories grandpa tells slowly, tell them slowly, and accompany me to sleep
I want to secretly watch the stars with you and watch the old movies played by dad together
The moon is here Floating on the water, reflected on the stone bridge
How many of my mother’s instructions have been forgotten
I want to secretly watch the stars with you and watch the old movies played by my father together
Listen to your heart beating and see your face burning
The moon illuminates us both, looking silly
Goldbach
Pensive brows Tightly locked
The sum of two prime numbers, a hypothesis
One Seven Four Two
The legend of mathematical equations
How to calculate after all the tricks, Difficult to break through?
Simple and complex
The geometry of two people,
What can be achieved after pushing and knocking?
Simple mystery
It has always been a joy in ancient and modern times
The confusion of the arithmetic master
Every promise is made, and the iron lock is set
The oath was made but both failed
Goldbach’s guess
Guess the future if you can’t solve the love riddle
Goldbach’s guess
Thirty-six strategies to get the best
Goldbach guessed
His head was half on fire and half sea
Goldbach guessed
He guessed that his hair had turned white
How much, one plus one love
Goldbach guessed, a little helpless
Forget it, it’s okay if there is no result
The true taste of the legend
Song: Kick Hall
Singer: Houxian Album: Gu·wan
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Print Preview I took the knife on the head of the ninja character
I was late for etiquette and tried two moves first
The next recruitment book is unimaginable
Leave it behind with tight security A sneer
I turned around and kicked away the defense made of paper
Whoever’s territory hums whose objection
Ten years of hard training as a mandarin duck knife or a lancet dart floats on the water
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The person who sinks the boat only has one trial in his heart
In the next second, you don’t know who will give you the color to pour on your head
Warriors against soldiers, against each other. Three times will leave the strongest among the best
Since ancient times, only one ranking list has been left for dancing with swords and guns
The hammer has not yet fallen, the sound has not yet been decided, who can predict the outcome of the first move and second move?
It's too late, but it's too soon, one inch of sword can determine success or failure!
The sword technique is so weird, which sect?
Three hundred and sixty-five years, ten years of hard work is not bad. !
It is said that it is too late, but it is soon, the seven-foot sword does not wait!
On the string, about to leave, in the blink of an eye, it is two miles away
Three hundred and sixty degrees, Can Fangyuan stop it?
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Whose gestures are as fast as meteors,
Three moves
The road after that was strange
Eighteen years later, my home court will be karate. Gods and ghosts will no longer exist
It is easy to make a comeback against anyone, and I will complain every time after ten times
Turn over Looking through the Chinese dictionary, there is no record of reluctantly giving up love)
Song: Nine out of ten
Singer: Houxian Album: Ancient·Wan
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Print preview The mouth is used to announce the end
The palms are used to crush love letters
The eyes are used to witness loneliness
Emotional performance art
Teacups are used to split two pairs
Smiling faces are used to package pain
Tears are used to secretly admit defeat
The pain of becoming strong
I know that love is sugar, sweet and tea is bitter
It will be sunny today, rain tomorrow and foggy the next day
Cigarettes replace the mainstay
Be reserved and don’t surrender. It’s an insult
We are obviously cool when we are strangers
Laughing on the street and crying
Forced to have a perfect ending
When I meet your beauty
When we meet, at first sight
Nine times out of ten we fall in love with someone
The same tacit understanding and the same intuition
When leaving your beauty
Goodbye with eyes closed
Nine times out of ten we will collapse
The ending of the same numbers reversed
My heart wants to go so fast that four horses can’t hold it back
On a cold day, I’m trying to get some warmth from the Arctic Circle
It’s ridiculous and sad, but I’m still desperate
The face-to-face expression says that I met you by chance
Why waste your time?
I don’t know where the apple is lost if you don’t listen
When I meet your Beauty
The first time we meet
Nine times out of ten we fall in love with someone
The same tacit understanding, the same intuition
When I leave you The beauty
Goodbye with eyes closed
Nine times out of ten we will collapse
The ending of the same numbers reversed
Song: Truant Book Boy
Singer: Houxian Album: Ancient·Wan
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Print preview (rap:
I am a truant book boy who memorizes fifty-five kilograms of books
My steps are hip-hop rhythm and my mouth is chanting, and I am walking on the sea of ??books like the wind
If you don’t go to Fan Lao Yueyang Tower, you won’t follow Zhizhang and return home slowly Go
Reject the stereotype of cloning and carve out my unique identity)
About the spring of the fourth year of Qingli
Two or three voices came from the sea of ??books
The teacher said that I am not stupid
An iron pestle ground into a needle
Three hundred thick volumes of Tang poetry
The thin scholar who climbed the grid
Night lamp in the nine-square grid
The rhythm must be explained neatly
Li Bai and Du Fu's economics
How many floors of the Yellow Crane Tower are hidden?
The light boat carries sleepy people
The Duke of Zhou cannot read
Dongpo's buskers
The palace merchants clearly conquered Yuzhun
The cries of apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait
Ask me if the wing is boring
Stork Tower
The rhythm of tapping comes from the next floor up
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Resent to Yangliu
Is level six of Sand Dance Beyond the Great Wall enough?
Ask Yangzhou
When will the March fireworks agree to follow me quietly through the back door?
Hum a song
The truant boy in Xuehaiwuya likes to talk to the microphone
The truant boy reads the Four Books and Five Classics every day
Also The Tang poems and Song lyrics are willful
But I am just myself
The truant boy escaped from school and talked about it on paper
Will it be tiring
Ask how thick the thick ink is
What Tang Dynasty, what poem
Tong Shuhai, a truant boy, is practicing calligraphy
What tune, what tune
Students playing truant play mix in class
(Who are you studying for?)
Song: To Anna
Singer: Houxian Album: Gu·wan
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Print preview The bright moonlight in front of the bed
Anna is singing softly
The night outside Moscow
The further north
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The black soil by the lake
Cultivated by Anna's kindness
The paper and ink of the article are still wet
Drifting in the cold wind
Unmanned mailboxes scattered by the lake
We are far apart
Only separated by a piece of rice paper
Who is Plato?
Patchwork mailbox
Guarding the time of Eden
Three hundred Tang poems were written to Anna Mo Yan till dawn
The west wind, looking back,
See , the thin horse on the ancient road is wandering
Crying, the organ is accompanying
The other half of Moscow is still melancholy
Splash ink, build a fast horse
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Recovering the girl from ten years ago
Organ, if you have the power
Give me a hand, don’t let my heart be empty and melancholy
East of the city Laohuai often hears desolation
Song: West Chamber
Singer: Houxian Album: Gu·Wan
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Print preview (rap: I passed by the West Wing, I was more than 18 years old, and I was very good at writing and writing————)
Walk through the West Wing and smell the fragrance
The lady next door also In the middle of the flower
The shoes forgot their original direction
Standing in the melancholy of eighteen or nineteen years old
I dare to ask how to appreciate the flowers in the pot
I want to compare it with a girl
I would like to make a piece of flower mud and lean it next to the flower
It is intoxicating even if it is not March
The day before the summer solstice
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The dream of an ignorant scholar exists in the young man in the West Wing
I passed by the West Wing again
The daydream of twelve years ago
Write about you and me back then
The first line of a water tune song
I will pass through the West Wing again,
Twelve years later I will be high Badou
The flowers are still there but the buildings are empty after people leave
That flower always blooms and it is difficult for people to keep it
Whose peach blossoms bloomed?
p>Who is humming Li Sao under the flowers
Scholars rushing to take exams have to be early
Report their merits
Birds in the tree
Why are you frowning
People on the ground
Drunk for a love word)
Song: Xiaobai
Singer: Houxian Album: Ancient·Wan
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Print preview----
Plant beside the Broken Bridge Grapes
La----
Grapes have a sour taste
La----
Remember that taste When we were young
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Xiaobai said he would accompany me till I grow old
Let’s lean on each other while playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting
Girl Xiaobai doesn’t follow Xiao Qiao
Jane Eyre and Qiong Yao don’t catch a cold
Popular Mars Simple Minds
Sunset photo under the tower three years ago
Lei Feng helped her pick herbs
Curved eyebrows and raised nose
Smile three times at me, at the Moon Bridge in the ancient pavilion of the West Lake
Who is Edison? Important
I have never been a lightbulb since I was a child
I am not good at mathematics and geometry
Emotions are not about triangles
If you have any troubles, please ask Edward Scissors
Everything in the sky and on the earth is out
Dating is not like MapleStory
If the sky falls, I will be a quilt cover
(rap: By the West Lake, that bridge
9527 came to report
Because of the three smiles I encountered in the past
It makes people want to be in awe And reversed
Confucius said it wonderfully
When three people are together, there must be a light bulb
It’s not Liu Bei and Cao Cao
It must be Xiaobai (Arrived)
Wushan Cloud didn’t predict it, she said God knows
Riding a donkey and reading the songbook just has to be done
Let’s wait and see about love
Childhood sweethearts should be described in a white line
Every confession of love should be made in a wild way
Who else knows what simple love is?
(Xiaobai has tasted the ups and downs of love and all the wonders in the world of love. )
(Xiaobai laughs, Xiaobai cries, Xiaobai sings, Xiaobai is dancing————)
Song: Only Love Martians
Singer: Hou String Album: Ancient·Wan
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Print preview (rap: March 3rd, the lovers movie suddenly fell apart
Why is the sunrise shorter than the sunset after the rain?
Uncle Martin’s daughter has a legend that she is already twenty-three
This month someone plans to secretly conduct astronomical observations and inquire around. )
Why the two of us
We are going to have a bath on March 3rd
Childhood is not a sweetheart
How should I tell my mother
Where is Cupid hiding?
Why don’t you answer the phone when I call you?
The Martians will land soon
Love on Earth is going to explode
p>No talk, no see, no parting
Don’t read gossip weekly
I only yearn for the ordinary
I won’t make wild guesses
Don’t ask why casually?
She is the only one
I would rather love Martians
No arguing, no fuss, no crying, no laughing
Love, I can’t bear the earth anymore
If it’s not romantic, it’s not Tick, it’s okay if you don’t love me
I’d rather love the Martians
Single cells nag me very little
Love, I can’t bear the earth
There are so many broken loves this year
(rap: I heard about Mars It’s been very hot recently, 39 degrees above zero
Think about it, it’s better than falling in love overnight, it must be hard and cool
Although entertainment in Martian society is simple, there are almost no programs
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It’s not as boring as an emotional soap opera, and the screen is filled with joy and sorrow all day long)
Song: Kunming Lake
Singer: Houxian Album: Nine Princesses
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Print preview Traveling in the spring and forgetting three thousand miles, sending the lake to Kunming to meet the rain, mistakenly being Su Di
Light shadow Throw a piece of green beside the thin lake, newly torn green silk and satin clothes
Create mistakes and take advantage of the spring beauty, seventeen lines away from Kunming, poetry is crowded
Cloud tea and plain eyebrows are waiting for water to come, Two ounces of spring spirit penetrate into the heart of the lake
Farewell without saying a word, keep the ordinary heart in mind
Spring comes in full bloom and spring returns without mentioning love
The lake embraces the landscape hall, but the heart is empty Live in Kunming
I will send you away in disguise as a tea horse
Kunming turns around and the lake turns into tears
I want to send my heart to spring to warm it up again
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The catkins hidden last year are precious
I melt the ice into tears when I miss you
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Mistakenly love Kunming, love is better than Not loving is even more of a failure,
Lost to the reserved post-modern, say bey to love on my behalf!
i don't cry )
Wandering around Kunming At the side table, my elegant classmate spoke Pu'er, but I didn't know what to say.
We exchanged two or three sentences with each other, and occasionally someone responded to greetings
The needle and thread asked the girl crossing the bridge, whose house she would like to embroider. Green
Sighing across the table and chair, transfer to another school makes a daughter
Pick half a pear in Kunming by the lake
Spring and winter essentials
Wake up, move away from the window view
The mute bird still wants to sing a couplet
Kunming turns around and the lake turns to tears
I want to send my heart to spring, Warm again
The catkins hidden last year are already precious
Try to melt the ice into tears while missing me
Backing vocals:
( Half a cup of tea, half a cup of lake bottom sand, half a sentence and half a poem about "Die Lian Hua"
Half a cup of tea, half a cup of lake bottom sand, half a person accompanies a cold joke)
(The tears of Kunming Lake, Half a year ago I steamed up and followed Yunfei, chasing south
The rain slowly fell, and I gave the teacup under the colorful clouds)
Song: Cycling Lovers
Singer: Back Album: Nine Princesses
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Print preview Seventeen-year-old Bicycle and Me
The round dance cycle is very Mozart
My mind is still separated by the river of love
The ups and downs in the chase
Some twists and turns in Hugo's paragraphs
The only thing I can think of after the get out of class bell is Mr. Slow motion
Apple is busy cooperating with the code of centrifugal force
The answer to who is the passenger in the tail seat is still in tug of war
Single Puccini's tragic choice
p>I cut my back into window paper and stick it on my heart, I like to copy your desk
Are you coming back? Come to Sajia with graffiti under the tree
The princess car at the entrance of the alley hesitates with long hair
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Will you love? Time to stay with rosin coarse tea
The newly inspired determination to play the permanent card 28 together
Will you come? Will you come? Time to stay Next
Unrequitedly in love with her
Song: Nine Princesses
Singer: Houxian Album: Nine Princesses
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Print preview Who is home and who is away on a hail day
Wild sandalwood covers the visit of No. 9
Mud partner all the way
Ballet has always been alone
Lifu leads the edge
The ball is floating on the sphere
Sagittarius blood reasonably collides
Banana invented wings
Don’t listen to the direction of cold arrows
Love is exiled by ambition
Dancing shoes are unexpectedly cold
The charm of opening
My heart circles back to the stern of Jiangdong's boat
Ninth Princess, please stay
Follow Zorro's intention
Feng Zuo My War Letter
I was left alone
There were countless ministers under my skirts
The orphan of the nine princesses and gods
The garden was full of kicks and couldn’t be shut down
The shooter’s expressionless meeting
Countless injuries and deaths
From the Empire to the prosperous Tang Dynasty
The flashlight stared at Cuju shaking
659 Collection
The modified palace
There is a vague fragrance of princess
A ball is floating on the sphere
The Sagittarius bloodline collides reasonably
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Banana made up wings
Don't listen to the cold arrows
Love is exiled by ambition
Dancing shoes are not prepared
Open The charm that comes out
The heart goes back to the stern of the boat in Jiangdong
The dancing shoes are cold
The charm that comes out
The heart goes back The stern of Jiangdong's boat
Ninth princess, please stay
Follow Zorro's intention
Feng Zuo my letter of challenge
I give it to you Loneliness
Countless servants
The orphan of the nine princesses
The garden is full of kicks and cannot be stopped
The shooter has an expressionless face The meeting
Countless injuries
The ball passed through the wall
Whose jealousy was overturned
The promise after leaving the string It can't be achieved overnight
Stop as soon as it's good
The duel with the princess
Who will abandon Gaoshou in 659
That moment of feeling It's so cold, so cold, it's her face
I hope to start the love story of the nine princesses before I fall asleep
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Last night’s whimsical legends are stuck in the tip of the pen
Wooden records with annual rings turned over
Waiting for the dancing shoes to appear
Attack on longing
Song: Dong Ai
Singer: Houxian Album: Gu·Wan
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Print Preview (Together: At night, the light on the shawl
The heart is like a light boat passing through the transparent
One bite, insisting that the apple is still green
Idiom silently painting the meaning
Love, lingering and hidden quatrains
Injury, traces of a trip here
Cover your ears, don’t listen to silk, bamboo and green clothes
Afraid of loneliness again at night)
Borrow light, poetry and books illuminate
Thoughts, quatrains and twists
Love is like, wonderful idioms
What, gourd medicine
The words are soft and the feelings are not thin
Infatuated, unaware of the dawn
The sound of footsteps coming
He still wants to hug the Buddha's feet
Wu Xin, Liu Become a peach
I don’t understand, but I have few human feelings
Outside the window, humming clear photos
Under the pen, the paper is noisy
There are clouds, but love is unrequited
Beauty, still describing
The people outside the door got up from the sedan chair
Drinking wine, making a forced smile
I have read the Four Books and Five Classics
Guest appearance as a love rescuer
Sima Guang, a young man who wants to be a hero
I won’t listen to anyone else
Only know how to train soldiers in love
Borrowing the God of Love to kill Zhuge Liang
Love always laughs sooner than weeps
How many flowers have fallen
Looking up but the door god’s call is not there
Be fiercely forgetful
Yesterday is better than today
The joke of time
Goodbye Eraser
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