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Lazy Sheep’s classic dialogue

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(Shibanqiao, old city corner, memories back to that school

No. 3 in the third row, sitting in the legendary The heroine

You look at me, snickering, laughing at my poor calligraphy practice

How to write a note with a few cursory handwriting

Think Please tell me, Shanshen Temple, who is your legendary supreme treasure

I can’t guess, I can’t touch it, it’s carved on the table and I don’t know

Open the first page, there are two words OK, written about Wukong Wukong’s troubles)

Very old, sixteenth-century city wall

Let time go back to my parents’ parents

Grandpa and The old place where she met had a scene where they were well-known to everyone

The second girl, nineteen years old, can speak and sing

At the entrance of the village, embroidered with kingfishers and mandarin ducks every day

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Grandpa went to pick out silk and satin, and Columbus was the same as him back then

The story is told slowly, sweetly imagined, and the movie scenes of love are repeated

No Playing the acoustic guitar, not sending roses, the expression of white love

Simplicity mixed with simplicity, that’s how happiness is

It’s like she planted the fragrance of a diary in a drawer

Tell the stories grandpa tells slowly, tell them slowly, and accompany me to sleep

I want to secretly watch the stars with you and watch the old movies played by dad together

The moon is here Floating on the water, reflected on the stone bridge

How many of my mother’s instructions have been forgotten

I want to secretly watch the stars with you and watch the old movies played by my father together

Listen to your heart beating and see your face burning

The moon illuminates us both, looking silly

Goldbach

Pensive brows Tightly locked

The sum of two prime numbers, a hypothesis

One Seven Four Two

The legend of mathematical equations

How to calculate after all the tricks, Difficult to break through?

Simple and complex

The geometry of two people,

What can be achieved after pushing and knocking?

Simple mystery

It has always been a joy in ancient and modern times

The confusion of the arithmetic master

Every promise is made, and the iron lock is set

The oath was made but both failed

Goldbach’s guess

Guess the future if you can’t solve the love riddle

Goldbach’s guess

Thirty-six strategies to get the best

Goldbach guessed

His head was half on fire and half sea

Goldbach guessed

He guessed that his hair had turned white

How much, one plus one love

Goldbach guessed, a little helpless

Forget it, it’s okay if there is no result

The true taste of the legend

Song: Kick Hall

Singer: Houxian Album: Gu·wan

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Print Preview I took the knife on the head of the ninja character

I was late for etiquette and tried two moves first

The next recruitment book is unimaginable

Leave it behind with tight security A sneer

I turned around and kicked away the defense made of paper

Whoever’s territory hums whose objection

Ten years of hard training as a mandarin duck knife or a lancet dart floats on the water

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The person who sinks the boat only has one trial in his heart

In the next second, you don’t know who will give you the color to pour on your head

Warriors against soldiers, against each other. Three times will leave the strongest among the best

Since ancient times, only one ranking list has been left for dancing with swords and guns

The hammer has not yet fallen, the sound has not yet been decided, who can predict the outcome of the first move and second move?

It's too late, but it's too soon, one inch of sword can determine success or failure!

The sword technique is so weird, which sect?

Three hundred and sixty-five years, ten years of hard work is not bad. !

It is said that it is too late, but it is soon, the seven-foot sword does not wait!

On the string, about to leave, in the blink of an eye, it is two miles away

Three hundred and sixty degrees, Can Fangyuan stop it?

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Whose gestures are as fast as meteors,

Three moves

The road after that was strange

Eighteen years later, my home court will be karate. Gods and ghosts will no longer exist

It is easy to make a comeback against anyone, and I will complain every time after ten times

Turn over Looking through the Chinese dictionary, there is no record of reluctantly giving up love)

Song: Nine out of ten

Singer: Houxian Album: Ancient·Wan

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Print preview The mouth is used to announce the end

The palms are used to crush love letters

The eyes are used to witness loneliness

Emotional performance art

Teacups are used to split two pairs

Smiling faces are used to package pain

Tears are used to secretly admit defeat

The pain of becoming strong

I know that love is sugar, sweet and tea is bitter

It will be sunny today, rain tomorrow and foggy the next day

Cigarettes replace the mainstay

Be reserved and don’t surrender. It’s an insult

We are obviously cool when we are strangers

Laughing on the street and crying

Forced to have a perfect ending

When I meet your beauty

When we meet, at first sight

Nine times out of ten we fall in love with someone

The same tacit understanding and the same intuition

When leaving your beauty

Goodbye with eyes closed

Nine times out of ten we will collapse

The ending of the same numbers reversed

My heart wants to go so fast that four horses can’t hold it back

On a cold day, I’m trying to get some warmth from the Arctic Circle

It’s ridiculous and sad, but I’m still desperate

The face-to-face expression says that I met you by chance

Why waste your time?

I don’t know where the apple is lost if you don’t listen

When I meet your Beauty

The first time we meet

Nine times out of ten we fall in love with someone

The same tacit understanding, the same intuition

When I leave you The beauty

Goodbye with eyes closed

Nine times out of ten we will collapse

The ending of the same numbers reversed

Song: Truant Book Boy

Singer: Houxian Album: Ancient·Wan

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Print preview (rap:

I am a truant book boy who memorizes fifty-five kilograms of books

My steps are hip-hop rhythm and my mouth is chanting, and I am walking on the sea of ??books like the wind

If you don’t go to Fan Lao Yueyang Tower, you won’t follow Zhizhang and return home slowly Go

Reject the stereotype of cloning and carve out my unique identity)

About the spring of the fourth year of Qingli

Two or three voices came from the sea of ??books

The teacher said that I am not stupid

An iron pestle ground into a needle

Three hundred thick volumes of Tang poetry

The thin scholar who climbed the grid

Night lamp in the nine-square grid

The rhythm must be explained neatly

Li Bai and Du Fu's economics

How many floors of the Yellow Crane Tower are hidden?

The light boat carries sleepy people

The Duke of Zhou cannot read

Dongpo's buskers

The palace merchants clearly conquered Yuzhun

The cries of apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait

Ask me if the wing is boring

Stork Tower

The rhythm of tapping comes from the next floor up

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Resent to Yangliu

Is level six of Sand Dance Beyond the Great Wall enough?

Ask Yangzhou

When will the March fireworks agree to follow me quietly through the back door?

Hum a song

The truant boy in Xuehaiwuya likes to talk to the microphone

The truant boy reads the Four Books and Five Classics every day

Also The Tang poems and Song lyrics are willful

But I am just myself

The truant boy escaped from school and talked about it on paper

Will it be tiring

Ask how thick the thick ink is

What Tang Dynasty, what poem

Tong Shuhai, a truant boy, is practicing calligraphy

What tune, what tune

Students playing truant play mix in class

(Who are you studying for?)

Song: To Anna

Singer: Houxian Album: Gu·wan

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Print preview The bright moonlight in front of the bed

Anna is singing softly

The night outside Moscow

The further north

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The black soil by the lake

Cultivated by Anna's kindness

The paper and ink of the article are still wet

Drifting in the cold wind

Unmanned mailboxes scattered by the lake

We are far apart

Only separated by a piece of rice paper

Who is Plato?

Patchwork mailbox

Guarding the time of Eden

Three hundred Tang poems were written to Anna Mo Yan till dawn

The west wind, looking back,

See , the thin horse on the ancient road is wandering

Crying, the organ is accompanying

The other half of Moscow is still melancholy

Splash ink, build a fast horse

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Recovering the girl from ten years ago

Organ, if you have the power

Give me a hand, don’t let my heart be empty and melancholy

East of the city Laohuai often hears desolation

Song: West Chamber

Singer: Houxian Album: Gu·Wan

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Print preview (rap: I passed by the West Wing, I was more than 18 years old, and I was very good at writing and writing————)

Walk through the West Wing and smell the fragrance

The lady next door also In the middle of the flower

The shoes forgot their original direction

Standing in the melancholy of eighteen or nineteen years old

I dare to ask how to appreciate the flowers in the pot

I want to compare it with a girl

I would like to make a piece of flower mud and lean it next to the flower

It is intoxicating even if it is not March

The day before the summer solstice

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The dream of an ignorant scholar exists in the young man in the West Wing

I passed by the West Wing again

The daydream of twelve years ago

Write about you and me back then

The first line of a water tune song

I will pass through the West Wing again,

Twelve years later I will be high Badou

The flowers are still there but the buildings are empty after people leave

That flower always blooms and it is difficult for people to keep it

Whose peach blossoms bloomed?

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Who is humming Li Sao under the flowers

Scholars rushing to take exams have to be early

Report their merits

Birds in the tree

Why are you frowning

People on the ground

Drunk for a love word)

Song: Xiaobai

Singer: Houxian Album: Ancient·Wan

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Plant beside the Broken Bridge Grapes

La----

Grapes have a sour taste

La----

Remember that taste When we were young

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Xiaobai said he would accompany me till I grow old

Let’s lean on each other while playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting

Girl Xiaobai doesn’t follow Xiao Qiao

Jane Eyre and Qiong Yao don’t catch a cold

Popular Mars Simple Minds

Sunset photo under the tower three years ago

Lei Feng helped her pick herbs

Curved eyebrows and raised nose

Smile three times at me, at the Moon Bridge in the ancient pavilion of the West Lake

Who is Edison? Important

I have never been a lightbulb since I was a child

I am not good at mathematics and geometry

Emotions are not about triangles

If you have any troubles, please ask Edward Scissors

Everything in the sky and on the earth is out

Dating is not like MapleStory

If the sky falls, I will be a quilt cover

(rap: By the West Lake, that bridge

9527 came to report

Because of the three smiles I encountered in the past

It makes people want to be in awe And reversed

Confucius said it wonderfully

When three people are together, there must be a light bulb

It’s not Liu Bei and Cao Cao

It must be Xiaobai (Arrived)

Wushan Cloud didn’t predict it, she said God knows

Riding a donkey and reading the songbook just has to be done

Let’s wait and see about love

Childhood sweethearts should be described in a white line

Every confession of love should be made in a wild way

Who else knows what simple love is?

(Xiaobai has tasted the ups and downs of love and all the wonders in the world of love. )

(Xiaobai laughs, Xiaobai cries, Xiaobai sings, Xiaobai is dancing————)

Song: Only Love Martians

Singer: Hou String Album: Ancient·Wan

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Print preview (rap: March 3rd, the lovers movie suddenly fell apart

Why is the sunrise shorter than the sunset after the rain?

Uncle Martin’s daughter has a legend that she is already twenty-three

This month someone plans to secretly conduct astronomical observations and inquire around. )

Why the two of us

We are going to have a bath on March 3rd

Childhood is not a sweetheart

How should I tell my mother

Where is Cupid hiding?

Why don’t you answer the phone when I call you?

The Martians will land soon

Love on Earth is going to explode

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No talk, no see, no parting

Don’t read gossip weekly

I only yearn for the ordinary

I won’t make wild guesses

Don’t ask why casually?

She is the only one

I would rather love Martians

No arguing, no fuss, no crying, no laughing

Love, I can’t bear the earth anymore

If it’s not romantic, it’s not Tick, it’s okay if you don’t love me

I’d rather love the Martians

Single cells nag me very little

Love, I can’t bear the earth

There are so many broken loves this year

(rap: I heard about Mars It’s been very hot recently, 39 degrees above zero

Think about it, it’s better than falling in love overnight, it must be hard and cool

Although entertainment in Martian society is simple, there are almost no programs

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It’s not as boring as an emotional soap opera, and the screen is filled with joy and sorrow all day long)

Song: Kunming Lake

Singer: Houxian Album: Nine Princesses

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Print preview Traveling in the spring and forgetting three thousand miles, sending the lake to Kunming to meet the rain, mistakenly being Su Di

Light shadow Throw a piece of green beside the thin lake, newly torn green silk and satin clothes

Create mistakes and take advantage of the spring beauty, seventeen lines away from Kunming, poetry is crowded

Cloud tea and plain eyebrows are waiting for water to come, Two ounces of spring spirit penetrate into the heart of the lake

Farewell without saying a word, keep the ordinary heart in mind

Spring comes in full bloom and spring returns without mentioning love

The lake embraces the landscape hall, but the heart is empty Live in Kunming

I will send you away in disguise as a tea horse

Kunming turns around and the lake turns into tears

I want to send my heart to spring to warm it up again

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The catkins hidden last year are precious

I melt the ice into tears when I miss you

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Mistakenly love Kunming, love is better than Not loving is even more of a failure,

Lost to the reserved post-modern, say bey to love on my behalf!

i don't cry )

Wandering around Kunming At the side table, my elegant classmate spoke Pu'er, but I didn't know what to say.

We exchanged two or three sentences with each other, and occasionally someone responded to greetings

The needle and thread asked the girl crossing the bridge, whose house she would like to embroider. Green

Sighing across the table and chair, transfer to another school makes a daughter

Pick half a pear in Kunming by the lake

Spring and winter essentials

Wake up, move away from the window view

The mute bird still wants to sing a couplet

Kunming turns around and the lake turns to tears

I want to send my heart to spring, Warm again

The catkins hidden last year are already precious

Try to melt the ice into tears while missing me

Backing vocals:

( Half a cup of tea, half a cup of lake bottom sand, half a sentence and half a poem about "Die Lian Hua"

Half a cup of tea, half a cup of lake bottom sand, half a person accompanies a cold joke)

(The tears of Kunming Lake, Half a year ago I steamed up and followed Yunfei, chasing south

The rain slowly fell, and I gave the teacup under the colorful clouds)

Song: Cycling Lovers

Singer: Back Album: Nine Princesses

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Print preview Seventeen-year-old Bicycle and Me

The round dance cycle is very Mozart

My mind is still separated by the river of love

The ups and downs in the chase

Some twists and turns in Hugo's paragraphs

The only thing I can think of after the get out of class bell is Mr. Slow motion

Apple is busy cooperating with the code of centrifugal force

The answer to who is the passenger in the tail seat is still in tug of war

Single Puccini's tragic choice

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I cut my back into window paper and stick it on my heart, I like to copy your desk

Are you coming back? Come to Sajia with graffiti under the tree

The princess car at the entrance of the alley hesitates with long hair

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Will you love? Time to stay with rosin coarse tea

The newly inspired determination to play the permanent card 28 together

Will you come? Will you come? Time to stay Next

Unrequitedly in love with her

Song: Nine Princesses

Singer: Houxian Album: Nine Princesses

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Print preview Who is home and who is away on a hail day

Wild sandalwood covers the visit of No. 9

Mud partner all the way

Ballet has always been alone

Lifu leads the edge

The ball is floating on the sphere

Sagittarius blood reasonably collides

Banana invented wings

Don’t listen to the direction of cold arrows

Love is exiled by ambition

Dancing shoes are unexpectedly cold

The charm of opening

My heart circles back to the stern of Jiangdong's boat

Ninth Princess, please stay

Follow Zorro's intention

Feng Zuo My War Letter

I was left alone

There were countless ministers under my skirts

The orphan of the nine princesses and gods

The garden was full of kicks and couldn’t be shut down

The shooter’s expressionless meeting

Countless injuries and deaths

From the Empire to the prosperous Tang Dynasty

The flashlight stared at Cuju shaking

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The modified palace

There is a vague fragrance of princess

A ball is floating on the sphere

The Sagittarius bloodline collides reasonably

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Banana made up wings

Don't listen to the cold arrows

Love is exiled by ambition

Dancing shoes are not prepared

Open The charm that comes out

The heart goes back to the stern of the boat in Jiangdong

The dancing shoes are cold

The charm that comes out

The heart goes back The stern of Jiangdong's boat

Ninth princess, please stay

Follow Zorro's intention

Feng Zuo my letter of challenge

I give it to you Loneliness

Countless servants

The orphan of the nine princesses

The garden is full of kicks and cannot be stopped

The shooter has an expressionless face The meeting

Countless injuries

The ball passed through the wall

Whose jealousy was overturned

The promise after leaving the string It can't be achieved overnight

Stop as soon as it's good

The duel with the princess

Who will abandon Gaoshou in 659

That moment of feeling It's so cold, so cold, it's her face

I hope to start the love story of the nine princesses before I fall asleep

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Last night’s whimsical legends are stuck in the tip of the pen

Wooden records with annual rings turned over

Waiting for the dancing shoes to appear

Attack on longing

Song: Dong Ai

Singer: Houxian Album: Gu·Wan

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Print Preview (Together: At night, the light on the shawl

The heart is like a light boat passing through the transparent

One bite, insisting that the apple is still green

Idiom silently painting the meaning

Love, lingering and hidden quatrains

Injury, traces of a trip here

Cover your ears, don’t listen to silk, bamboo and green clothes

Afraid of loneliness again at night)

Borrow light, poetry and books illuminate

Thoughts, quatrains and twists

Love is like, wonderful idioms

What, gourd medicine

The words are soft and the feelings are not thin

Infatuated, unaware of the dawn

The sound of footsteps coming

He still wants to hug the Buddha's feet

Wu Xin, Liu Become a peach

I don’t understand, but I have few human feelings

Outside the window, humming clear photos

Under the pen, the paper is noisy

There are clouds, but love is unrequited

Beauty, still describing

The people outside the door got up from the sedan chair

Drinking wine, making a forced smile

I have read the Four Books and Five Classics

Guest appearance as a love rescuer

Sima Guang, a young man who wants to be a hero

I won’t listen to anyone else

Only know how to train soldiers in love

Borrowing the God of Love to kill Zhuge Liang

Love always laughs sooner than weeps

How many flowers have fallen

Looking up but the door god’s call is not there

Be fiercely forgetful

Yesterday is better than today

The joke of time

Goodbye Eraser