A conversation between my wife and me about Li XiaoLu.

At night, ribs are stewed in the pot, and the cold wind is howling outside. My daughter-in-law snuggled up on the sofa and proudly admired her honest work-I cooked in an apron.

? "Do men think other people's wives are the best, and women think their husbands are the best?" When I was struggling with this multiple-choice question, my daughter-in-law suddenly changed the subject. "Li XiaoLu cheated, what do you think ..."

I honestly replied, I don't know, I don't even know who Li XiaoLu is. It doesn't matter if she cheats, and I'm not her husband.

"Her husband is Jerry ..."

"Oh, I don't know that either." Suddenly, a sad man in a green hat appeared in my mind.

"Li XiaoLu's article Struggle, starring Ma Yili."

"Oh, I have the impression that articles always stand up the collar of POLO shirts. That's right, that's it. When I just graduated in 2007, I watched it on TV every day, which was super inspirational, but recently it seems that the article has been derailed ... "

"How have you been recently? That was three years ago. Don't digress ... Today's protagonist is Li XiaoLu ... "

"Oh, oh, I see, this must be the sequel to Struggle, called Struggle for Success." My daughter-in-law's almond eyes are wide open, and she feels a little inclined to talk to death. I quickly added: "Daughter-in-law, let me explain it to you. These must be the young people who just graduated in those years. After several years of hard work, their careers are successful, their families are happy, and they are gradually entering middle age and overwhelmed.

The daughter-in-law was silent for a long time, and the atmosphere was awkward. Aren't we talking about a new TV series featuring Li XiaoLu?

"Go to the kitchen and see how the sparerib stew is going ..." My daughter-in-law seems a little angry and helpless. Did I do something wrong?

"It takes about twenty minutes. I think the meat is still hard. " I came back from the kitchen and sat on the sofa again.

"Look at this news ..." Daughter-in-law solemnly handed the phone to my hand. I saw a long microblog posted by Jerry on my mobile phone, describing a man's helplessness after learning that his wife was cheating, especially the last few apologies, which really stung my heart. I can't bear to watch it again. I silently handed the phone back to my wife.

I held my arms tightly and sat on the sofa, thinking for a long time. Finally, I said to my daughter-in-law, "I don't think Lu Xiao did the right thing ..."

"You don't think this is right ..." Daughter-in-law sighed and patted me on the shoulder, as if she had found a long-lost comrade-in-arms.

"Lv Xiao was so careless that he was photographed by paparazzi ..." Before I finished, I felt a sharp pain in my arm and my daughter-in-law began to bite with her teeth.

"You guys are really not good things. When you have money, you go bad. You want to have sex, don't you? " The daughter-in-law has already started.

"No, daughter-in-law, the Li XiaoLu we are talking about is a woman ..." I begged.

"I don't care, if you cheat, I will castrate you ..." Crazy woman is terrible.

"No, you listen to me." I tried to break free and hold my daughter-in-law, and she was going to be angry again. "This matter has to be viewed from another angle. You see, Li XiaoLu is over 30 years old now. As a public figure, she should know the influence of negative news on her acting career and family. Since the relationship between husband and wife has been neglected, she can only adjust it by having an affair. Why not cut the gordian knot earlier and make friends after a peaceful breakup? "

Seeing my daughter-in-law's emotional stability, I solemnly stood up and paced to explain: "To put it bluntly, this is irresponsible, even if the relationship between husband and wife exists in name only. As a senior artist, can't you take part in accidental amusement? Whether for performing arts or economic benefits, we should be cautious, guard against fire, theft and paparazzi. You have to mention Secretary Yu Liang in in the name of people, as a classic case in this field, with keen political vision and keen political interests.

"I don't care, I think Jerry is too wronged. Such a good person ... hit a dozen ears in order to chase Li XiaoLu. "

More than a dozen ear holes ... my daughter-in-law already feels that she has been sentenced to capital punishment for piercing her ears. More than a dozen ear holes have become a sieve ... Although I sympathize with Nailiang's persistence, who doesn't have a silly and naive love bud?

"People who are awarded Goodman cards are often the worst people for themselves. Because they are too good to others and forget how to be good to themselves. They often touch themselves first, thinking that they have touched others, like men in science and engineering. This kind of circumstances are particularly serious ... "

"You science and engineering men?"

"Right"

"I went to the kitchen to see how the ribs were stewed ..."

"Daughter-in-law, you can't. I still have a lot of topics to discuss ... "I followed the kitchen with reservations. "I really feel the same way about this example. My younger brother is engaged in drilling, and he is really servile to his girlfriend. He is afraid to hold it in his hand and hold it in his mouth. I sent him a friend card because of my long business trip. The saddest thing is that the girl soon found a boyfriend and went to Jay Chou's concert together. The ticket was bought by my brother ... "

"Do you think I'm fine and uncomfortable?"

"I ... didn't ...", feeling that I had poked another honeycomb. My daughter-in-law looked at me with a spatula in her hand. "I mean, it's easy to impress a woman, but difficult to impress a woman's heart. The lacrimal gland is connected to her heart, and the adrenal gland is connected to her heart. " I gestured up and down as I spoke.

"Tears let people see that hormones in the body are tumbling down the river. How can others notice, just like a time bomb buried in the body, thinking that they have been dumb for a long time, and one day they accidentally see a man they like," Bang ". The sky suddenly collapsed, and the six parents denied it ... ",

Just as I was intoxicated with my passionate speech, I felt a cold eye coming on me. "Are you moved or am I moved?" The daughter-in-law is almost gnashing her teeth.

"Of course, is a crush. Listen ... "I decisively pressed my daughter-in-law's head on my chest, only to hear" bang ... bang ... ". Why is it so loud?

"The pot is silted up, open the lid quickly ..." It turned out to be the voice of steam opening the lid. This is a false alarm.

I put the ribs in the bowl and asked my daughter-in-law, "Who is the happiest when you say Li XiaoLu cheated?"

"who?"

"Ma Rong, it is estimated that no one cares about what happened in her Weibo, and I don't know where the case of Brother Baoqiang has progressed ... There is nothing new under the sun. Anyway, come on, let's eat ribs."