Little joke of Spring Festival

Spring Festival joke: Ruilong sends a blessing: Ruilong wags its tail and all troubles are gone; Ruilong looked up and Five Blessingg had it; Sharp dragons soar into the sky, and their careers soar straight; Rui Longfei is getting started, and good luck enters the house; The Year of the Loong Ankang!

Little joke about the Spring Festival 1 1, the moon can be incomplete, and the New Year cannot be without reunion; Cloth bags can have no money and life can't be sweet; I haven't seen each other after a busy day, so send a short message to express my thoughts; Xianglong dances to welcome the new year, sending you kindness and happiness again and again.

2, there is a banquet in the Spring Festival, a glass of green wine, and then sing. I wish you three things: I wish you a thousand years old, I wish you good health, I wish you a flowing mountain, and I wish you endless friendship! I wish the new year, Pengcheng Exhibition and all the best!

3, love for a year and hate for a year, fate; One for you and one for me. Thank you. Live a beautiful day by day, philosophy; Take two steps and nearly two steps, happy! God, earth, please wish you a happy Spring Festival and a happy family for me!

4, send you three in the Spring Festival, have food, drink and friends; I also want to send you three noes, no illness, no pain, no trouble; Then send you three feelings, affection, love and friendship; Finally, I will give you three joys. You can play with me and everyone can play with you.

In the new year, make special arrangements for your work: focus on health, insist on grasping wealth with one hand and happiness with the other, and be hard with both hands. Always be happy, exercise, be satisfied, relax and keep in touch!

Little joke about the Spring Festival 2 1, the earth is round, sugar cane is sweet, and my short message cost a dime. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, not for fun, but sincerely. Forwarding is very effective, it must be scientifically demonstrated and recommended by experts!

2. NoticeNo. Spring Festival 1: It is forbidden to get drunk and hurt your health; Don't play cards all night, which will affect your future; Stay away from strong firecrackers to avoid making things worse; Advocate singing, dancing and entertainment, and keep a happy mood!

3. The new year is coming, and the Year of the Loong is coming. May your career soar, your love be auspicious, your life be full of vigor and vitality, and your dreams soar in the sky. I wish you all the best in the Year of the Loong!

4. the Year of the Loong wishes: Yi Long welcomes the new year, two dragons welcome the spring, three dragons are happy, and four dragons are happy; Five dragons send blessings, six dragons live long, seven dragons enjoy peace, and eight dragons are healthy and healthy; Kowloon presents treasures; Ten dragons increase your wealth! Happy new year! Health and longevity!

5. The Dragon King is very happy. I find that you are a dragon among people, and you are also a dragon in spirit. You speak with confidence. After paternity test, you are indeed a dragon son and grandson. The Year of the Loong wishes you a happy little dragon!

Little joke about the Spring Festival 3 1. At the end of the year, the husband's private money for one year was discovered by his wife. The wife got angry and punched her husband's golden glasses.

Burying his face, the husband said with grievance. At this age, you still use the planned economy to manage me, leaving me with no autonomy at all. ?

? I have my own fist. Now that the economy is invigorating, we must crack down on economic crimes. ?

Two days ago, the company issued a year-end bonus. Unfortunately, I was away on a business trip, so I sent a text message to my colleague to accept it for me.

I came back from a business trip yesterday and asked my colleagues for my year-end bonus directly. When I met my colleagues, I explained my purpose. After listening to my words, my colleague didn't give me a bonus directly, but took out his mobile phone and said with guilt. Xiao Zhang, I'm so sorry. Please call my wife and explain. On the night of bonus, my wife found your year-end bonus, and she confiscated it as my private money.

I am new here. Just arrived at the company to work, and the Chinese New Year is coming soon. In our company, one person has six days off and several people take turns to rest.

The leader called me over and said to me: the unit is short of manpower. Tell you the truth, you are on duty from 1 to 3, and you can go to work if you have nothing to do from 4 to 5.

4. A colleague charged the phone bill with the wrong phone number. Because charging 100 is a little painful, I called my buddy and asked if I could get it back.

As a result, the buddy was particularly depressed and said, brother, it's the end of the year, and it's all accounts. I finally stopped working, and you charged me again!