Funny copywriting 45 sentences

1. Many things in the world are not from two of a kind, such as going to school.

2. I've got this thing, but it can't change the fact that I'm handsome anyway.

3. Shanglian: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket and ID card. Part II: Do not do listening, reading, composition and writing. Horizontal recognition: focus on participation.

I tried to be an interesting person, but then I went astray and became a tease.

5. Loading ... 1% ...2% ...3% ...5% ...5% ... failed. Please ask the Education Bureau to have another holiday.

6. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my state began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

7. However, God-given favor can't be concealed, so we have to bite the bullet and stay handsome.

8. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the marriage registration office.

9. I finally understand why military training should be turned around, because only in this way can the sun be more uniform.

10. There is no better sound than a bell.

1 1. Baidu checked how1500m won the first place. The best answer is that his girlfriend was finally molested.

12. I heard that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.

13. Flip a coin: surf the Internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up to do your homework.

14. After studying in cooking school for many years, others are proficient in frying, but I am so delicious.

15. alternating current is like our pulse, sometimes there is, sometimes there is not.

16. Tell me when there is no money to use, and let me know that I am not the only one.

17. tangled people: ① as the saying goes, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests; As the saying goes, you get the moon first by being close to the water! (2) as the saying goes, prime minister belly punting; As the saying goes, revenge is not a gentleman! (3) As the saying goes, if people don't commit crimes against me, I won't commit crimes; As the saying goes, first strike is strong, then strike is strong! As the saying goes, a man is a gentleman and would rather die than surrender; As the saying goes, a man is a gentleman and can bend and stretch.

18. As long as there are delicious things in life, other things will become mediocre, such as losing weight.

19. A person's body is limited. There is so much fat that there is no place to put his face value.

20. The school canteen perfectly explains what it means to drag the hall for two minutes and queue for two hours.

2 1. orange juice is called orange juice if it contains 3%. You can't be yourself if you have 3% in the photo.

22. Since dating is not allowed, simply don't give out school uniforms, so as not to let others say that they are lovers' clothes.

23. For a boy, the worst thing is not losing money, not admitting that he didn't succeed, not being beaten, but that his future mother-in-law is standing in front of you, but you can only say hello to your aunt.

24. After leaving home, he was thin and fat, and his local accent remained unchanged. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty.

25. The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.

26. "Why did you do so badly in the exam?" "I'm hiding my strength. Have you ever seen the landlord blow it up when he comes? "

27. There is a fart, and the heart is not good; Do not fart, exercise; I'm going to fart, everyone. Fart rang, everyone applauded!

28. At school, the speed of copying homework is WiFi and the speed of writing is 4G; The speed of copying homework at home is 3G, but the speed of writing by yourself is disconnected.

29. Often a person says: I'm not bragging, but he begins to brag.

30. The prince chased out of the palace, picked up 43 yards of glass shoes on the ground and lost in thought.

3 1. Your beautiful long hair always hurts my face.

32. Not only talented, but also fat.

33. Before, I saw a beautiful girl whose notebook was full of my name. At first, I thought she liked me. I didn't know she was a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection until the class meeting the next day.

34. On the solstice of winter, we had dinner together and asked our colleagues to find an African girlfriend. The brothers drank and tortured him. "What's the smell? Is it very capable? " "I can't do anything, and I have to tell her jokes every day." "How romantic!" "Romantic fart ah, don't tell jokes even people can't see!"

35. The only person who said "Don't go" to me. It's my PE teacher: "No? Run, go, go! "

36. The strength of science is that you can't read the answers even if you copy them. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

37. A light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on the wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

38. Don't say that I wear eye shadow, which simply insults my dark circles.

39. "Why does the crab walk sideways?" "Having pliers is willful!"

40. Once, I had a pair of autumn trousers in front of me, which I didn't cherish. Now I regret it. If God gives me another chance, I will wear it. If there is a deadline, I hope it is a winter!

4 1. I often do autopsies at school, and I am used to the dead. At night, my dormitory is hotter than a steamer. My roommate had a whim and said, the morgue has air conditioning, so why don't we sleep there? I have the key. One or two other goods were agreed immediately, and two went. The next day, the janitor was hospitalized.

42. Some people say that if you cross the bridge, you will cross it. But because of your weight, the ship sank before it reached the bridge.

43. I never envy people who drive luxury cars because my car is more expensive than theirs. That's the shopping cart my wife gave me!

44. If you are busy recently, don't panic. After this time, you can continue to work.

45. Dad taught me: "Don't be cheated by men. Don't believe what men say. " For a while, I didn't know whether I should listen to my father or not.