Kneel for jokes! Everybody, my girlfriend is not happy! The joke "put out the fire" is urgently needed!

I saw a couple quarreling in the street this morning. The woman slapped the man hard, and the man shouted to the girl to save face: "Slap me again if you have the skill!" " The woman did not hesitate to slap the man again. The man paused and said, "Since you are so obedient, I will spare you."

MM was successfully hired as the boss secretary of a large group. On the first day of work, the boss's wife lectured MM: "The most important thing to be a secretary is to do your duty. Don't do things beyond your authority like your predecessor!" After hearing this, MM was very nervous and asked with trepidation, "Who was my predecessor?" The boss's wife replied unnaturally, "That's me!"

on business trip, the dealer invites you to dinner. If you want to urinate during dinner, the dealer said there is a bathroom opposite. If you go, you can tell the door that we are eating opposite, so it will be free. In order to save twenty cents, our colleague went straight ahead and confidently said to the toilet manager, "I'm here for dinner!" "

Every time a wife quarrels with her husband, she goes to the toilet for half a day. If this happens more often, the husband has to ask her, "What are you doing in the toilet? It seems quite Japanese? " The wife said: brush the toilet! The husband asked, "Can you fucking get rid of gas by brushing the toilet?" The wife said, "I don't know, anyway, it's your toothbrush every time!" "