Any jokes? ? Still a joke. I need it to make videos. thank you

1. Your winter vacation is less than 10 days. Please recharge in time. thank you

2. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

If you bully me, I will write your name on my underwear and fart you.

Please don't stimulate my nerves with that cheap eyelash and your disgusting makeup.

5. "Generation gap" means that I asked my dad what he thought of "Chrysanthemum Terrace" and he said "I haven't drunk it".

6. Thought can be dirty, but life must be healthy, because only a strong body can support a dirty soul.

7. Sometimes enemies are more real than so-called friends. At least he spoke ill of you in front of you.

When I have a son, I will name him "Shuai Shuai". People will say "handsome dad" when they see me.

9. I said, Uncle Grey Wolf, I have been observing you for several years. When can I catch sheep to eat?

10, there is no denying that 100 is a lovely thing, and what is even cuter than 100 is the copper coin of Erqi Road Forum!