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Funny sentences about mothers What are the funny sentences about mothers?
Mom, I will send you a mobile phone this Mother's Day, so that you can receive my blessing message every day and make you feel happy every day.
It is your business to hit me, scold me and tell me what to do. I promise I won't fight back, I'll only give you a bite-a kiss, mom. You have worked hard.
4. Dear Mom: You have worked hard for more than ten years! I hope to send my special greetings on this special day! Wish: Happy Mother's Day! Mom, I love you forever!
Although we live the most plain life, maternal love permeates every bit of life. On Mother's Day, I wish all mothers in the world happiness!
6. Today is your festival. In your world and mine, you have always been the boss, grasping revolution and production. You have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Mother's Day!
7. Kiss my mother and wish you good health; Every year. There will be a lot of happiness every day tomorrow; I feel sunny and carefree like a baby every day.
8. working day and night has dyed my hair white, and great pressure has bent my waist, and hard difficulties have smoothed my personality? My mother, you have suffered! Happy holidays!
9, there is a kind of love, a lifetime of unrequited-maternal love, there is a person, worthy of your love for a lifetime-mother. Mom: "Happy Mother's Day, always happy"!
10, dear mother: You used to hold up a blue sky for me with solid arms. Now, I will also use my increasingly plump wings to shelter you from the wind and rain. Mom, I love you forever!
1 1, the greatness is that my mother is ordinary, the kindness is that my mother is naughty, and I am the one who pays the phone bill. Haha, mom is so nice! Happy mother's day to mom!
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