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A short story that is endlessly evocative, inspiring and deeply rooted in people's hearts.

Short story 1. How to employ people

Anyone who has been to the temple knows that as soon as you enter the temple door, the first thing you see is Amitabha Buddha, smiling to welcome guests, and to the north of him, It's Wei Tuo who has a black mouth and a black face. But according to legend, a long time ago, they were not in the same temple, but were in charge of different temples.

Maile Buddha is enthusiastic and happy, so many people come, but he doesn’t care about anything, he is careless, and does not manage the accounts well, so he still cannot make ends meet. Although Wei Tuo was a good accountant, he had a gloomy face and was too serious all day long, which led to fewer and fewer people, and finally the incense was cut off.

The Buddha discovered this problem when he was checking the incense, so he put them both in the same temple. Maitreya Buddha was responsible for public relations and welcomed guests from all directions with a smile, so the incense flourished. However, Wei Tuo was selfless and meticulous, so he was asked to be responsible for the finances and strictly control them. Through the division of labor and cooperation between the two, the temple was thriving.

In fact, in the eyes of a master employer, there is no useless person. Just like a master of martial arts, he can hurt people by picking flowers and flying leaves without a precious sword. The key is how to use it.

Short story 2: The director is useless

There was a man from Lu who was good at weaving straw sandals, and his wife was good at weaving white silk. He wanted to move to Yue. The friend said to him: "You will definitely be poor when you go to Yue country." "Why?" "Straw sandals are used for walking, but Yue people are used to walking barefoot; white silk is used to make hats. But the people of Yue are accustomed to letting their hair be disheveled. If you rely on your strengths to go to places where you are not needed, is it possible to avoid poverty? ”

Learning experience: A person must exert himself. Its expertise must suit the needs of the social environment. If it is separated from the needs of the social environment, its expertise will lose value. Therefore, we must decide our actions according to the needs of society and better utilize our expertise.

Short Story Three, Kangaroo and Cage

One day the zookeeper found that the kangaroo ran out of the cage, so they held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the height of the cage was too low. So they decided to increase the height of the cage from the original 10 meters to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that the kangaroo still ran outside, so they decided to increase the height to 30 meters.

Unexpectedly, the next day they saw all the kangaroos running outside, so the administrators were very nervous and decided to increase the height of the cage to 100 meters.

One day the giraffe was chatting with a few kangaroos, "Do you think these people will continue to raise your cages?" the giraffe asked. "It's hard to say." The kangaroo said: "If they continue to forget to close the door!

Learning experience: There is a "basic", a "severe" and a "priority" to everything. Closing the door is the root, raising the cage is the last, abandon the root and chase the last. Of course there is no point.

Short story 4. Bian Que’s medical skills

King Wen of Wei asked the famous doctor Bian Que: "You have three brothers who are all good at medicine. Which one is the best?"

Bian Que replied: "The eldest brother is the best, the middle brother is the second best, and I am the worst.

King Wen asked again: "Then why are you the most famous?

Bian Que replied: "The eldest brother treats diseases before they occur. Since most people did not know that he could eradicate the cause of the disease in advance, his reputation could not be spread; the middle brother treated the disease at the beginning of the disease. Most people think that he can only cure minor illnesses, so his fame is only limited to his hometown. And I treat patients when their condition is serious. Most people saw me performing major surgeries such as inserting needles into meridians, applying medicine to the skin, and other major operations, so they thought that I had excellent medical skills, and my reputation spread all over the country.

Learning experience: Control after the event is not as good as control during the event, and control during the event is not as good as control before the event.

Short story 5. Qu Tutu Tusheng

A guest visited someone's home and saw that the chimney on the host's stove was straight and there was a lot of wood next to it. The guest told the owner that the chimney had to be reshaped and the wood had to be removed, otherwise there might be a fire in the future, but the owner didn't say anything.

Soon there was a fire in the owner’s house, and the neighbors rushed to put out the fire. Finally, the fire was put out, so the owner cooked sheep and slaughtered cattle and entertained the neighbors to reward them for their efforts in putting out the fire, but did not ask for their original suggestions. He is the one who removes the wood and re-curves the chimney.

Someone said to the host: "If you had listened to that gentleman, there would be no need to prepare a banquet today, and there would be no fire damage. Now you will be rewarded according to merit. The person who originally gave you advice has not been thanked. But the person who put out the fire was a guest. It was really strange! The host suddenly realized and hurriedly invited the guest who had given the advice to have a drink.

Learning experience: Prevention is better than cure. It is better to prevent trouble before it happens than to fix it after it has already happened.

Short story 6. Rescue people

During a fierce battle, the captain suddenly spotted an enemy plane. He dived down to the position. As usual, he would lie down without hesitation when he saw an enemy plane diving. But the captain did not lie down immediately. He found a small soldier standing four or five meters away from him. He didn't care. After thinking about it, a fish jumped up and pressed the little soldier tightly under him. At this time, there was a loud noise, and the flying mud fell on them. The captain patted the dust on his body and looked back, and he was suddenly shocked. Stunned: The position I was in just now was blown into a big hole.

Learning experience: While helping others, you also help yourself!

Short story 7. Going out

In ancient times, two brothers each took a suitcase on a long trip. Along the way, the heavy suitcase weighed them down. They had to switch to their right hand when their left hand got tired. When his right hand got tired, he switched to his left hand. Suddenly, the eldest brother stopped, bought a pole on the roadside, hung two suitcases on the left and right on the pole, and felt relieved. A lot.

Learning experience: We will definitely encounter many difficulties on the road of life, but do we all know that on the way forward, we must remove the stumbling blocks from others? Sometimes it is just to pave the way for oneself?

Short Story 8. The Son of the Fish King

There is a fisherman who has first-class fishing skills and is respected as the 'Fisher King'. The 'Fisher King' was very distressed when he was old because his three sons' fishing skills were all mediocre.

So he often told people about his distress: "I really don't understand. I fish." My skills are so good, why are my sons so bad? I taught them fishing techniques from the time they were sensible, starting with the most basic things, telling them how to weave a net to catch fish most easily, how to row a boat so as not to disturb the fish, and how to lower the net most easily to attract fish into the urn. When they grew up, I taught them how to read the tides and identify fish floods. . . I imparted to them all the experience I had worked hard for many years without reservation, but their fishing skills could not keep up with the sons of fishermen who were less skilled than me! "

After listening to his story, a passerby asked: "Have you been teaching them step by step? ”

“Yes, in order to let them acquire first-class fishing techniques, I taught them very carefully and patiently.” "

"Have they been following you? ”

“Yes, in order to avoid them taking detours, I have always asked them to learn from me. "

The passerby said: "In this case, your mistake is obvious. You only taught them the techniques, but not the lessons.

Learning experience: Regarding talent, no lessons and no experience cannot make a person great!

Short Story 9. Apples by the River

An old monk, surrounded by a group of devout disciples. On this day, he asked his disciples to go back to Nanshan to collect a load of firewood. The disciples hurried to the river not far from the mountain, and everyone was stunned. I saw the flood rushing down the mountain, and there was no way I could cross the river to collect firewood. After returning without success, the disciples were a little downcast. Only a young monk faced the master calmly. The master asked why. The young monk took out an apple from his arms and handed it to the master. He said that he could not cross the river and could not collect firewood. I saw an apple tree by the river, so I picked the only apple on the tree. Later, the young monk became the successor of the master.

Learning experience: There are endless roads in the world, and there are also rivers that cannot be crossed. Turning back from a river that cannot be crossed is also a kind of wisdom. But true wisdom also has to do one thing by the river: fly the kite of thought and pick an apple. After looking at the past and present, people who hold on to such a belief in life have finally achieved breakthroughs and transcendence in life.

Short story 10. The right hand holds the left hand

There is a popular jingle at the table: Holding my wife’s hand is like holding my right hand with my left hand.

Whenever someone reads: Familiar or unfamiliar people at the table will laugh out loud knowingly, and the atmosphere will immediately relax. Of course, this is based on everyone's unanimous understanding of the jingle - it feels accurate and the description is spot on.

One day at the dinner table someone recited this jingle, and the men laughed heartily as usual.

Later I discovered that a woman at the dinner table was not smiling. The men were busy saying that they were just joking and should not be taken seriously. Unexpectedly, the woman said seriously: The best thing is that "the right hand holds the left hand." First, the left hand is the most trustworthy by the right hand; second, the left hand and the right hand belong to each other; third, the other hands can be called whatever they want. You are so happy and excited that you can shake off your hands afterwards. Only your left hand is left. If you shake it off, you will be disabled, right? All the men at the table admired the woman and praised her for her profound and unique understanding. The woman said lightly: What is so profound and unique? If you are unique, you might as well go back and read it to your respective wives and see what they say.

Sure enough, the bolder men went back to test their wives. As expected, the wives all had the same understanding as the ladies at the table.

They are both left-handed, so of course men think in terms of their left hand.

And they are both right-handed, so of course they think in terms of their right hand.

Short Story 11. Choice

A farmer rescued his wife from the flood, but his child drowned. Afterwards, some people said that he did the right thing. Because the child can have another child, but the wife cannot die and be resurrected. Some people say that he made a mistake, because the wife can have another child, but the child cannot die and be resurrected.

I listened to people's comments and agreed. I was confused: If I could only save one person, should I save my wife or my child?

So I visited the farmer and asked him what he thought at the time.

He replied: "I didn't think anything of it. When the flood hit, my wife passed by me, so I grabbed her and swam to a nearby hillside. When I returned, the child had been swept away by the flood. ”

On the way home, I thought about the farmer’s words and said to myself: This is how many choices in life are.

Short story 12. Simple truth

< p> Once upon a time, there were two hungry people who received a gift from an elder: a fishing rod and a basket of fresh and huge fish. One of them asked for a basket of fish, and the other asked for a fish. Then they parted ways. The person who got the fish built a bonfire with dry wood and cooked the fish. He wolfed it down, and before he could taste the meat of the fresh fish, he ate the fish and soup in a flash. All was gone, and soon he starved to death next to the empty fish basket. The other man continued to starve with his fishing rod, and walked hard to the seaside step by step, but when he saw the beach not far away, When he fell into the blue ocean, the last bit of strength in his body was exhausted, and he could only die with endless regret.

There were two more hungry people, and they also got the elder. They were gifted a fishing rod and a basket of fish, but instead of going their separate ways, they agreed to go find the sea together. They only cooked one fish at a time. After a long journey, they came to the seaside, and from then on. , the two started fishing for a living. A few years later, they built a house, had their own families, children, and built their own fishing boats, and lived a happy and healthy life.

< p>A person who only cares about immediate interests will eventually get short-term happiness; a person has lofty goals, but he also has to face the reality of life.

Learning experience: Only ideals and reality can be organically combined. Only by combining them can you become a successful person. Sometimes, a simple truth is enough to give people meaningful life inspiration.

Short story 13. It’s not what you think

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Two traveling angels stay with a wealthy family. The family doesn't take kindly to them and refuses to let them spend the night in the cozy guest bedroom, instead finding them a corner in the cold basement. As they were making the bed, the older angel noticed a hole in the wall and repaired it. The younger angel asked why, and the older angel replied, "Some things are not what they seem.

On the second night, the two stayed at a very poor farmhouse. The host and his wife were very warm to them. They took out the little food they had to entertain the guests, and then gave up their beds. To two angels. Early the next morning, the two angels found the farmer and his wife crying. Their only source of livelihood-a cow died. The young angel was very angry. He asked the old angel why this happened. The second family had everything, and the old angel helped them repair the hole in the wall. The second family entertained guests warmly despite being so poor, but the old angel did not prevent the death of the cow.

“Some things are not like that. It looks that way. The old angel replied, "When we spent the night in the basement, I looked through the hole in the wall and saw that the wall was filled with gold nuggets. Because the owner was deceived by greed and was unwilling to share his wealth, I filled the hole in the wall. . Last night, the god of death came to summon the farmer's wife, and I let the cow take her place.

Learning experience: Sometimes things are not what they seem. This is how it should actually be. If you have faith, you just need to believe that your efforts will always be rewarded. You may not find out until later...

Short Story 14, How to Raise Cattle

When we traveled to the countryside, we saw an old farmer shoveling fodder for cattle onto the eaves of a small hut. We couldn't help but feel strange, so we asked:

"Old man, why don't you Putting grass on the ground for cows to eat?

The old farmer said: "This kind of grass is of poor quality. If I put it on the ground, it will ignore it; but if I put it on the eaves where it can barely reach it, it will try hard to eat it." , until all the fodder is eaten.

Short Story 15, Lover’s Heart

This is a true story that happened in England.

There was a lonely old man who had no children and was frail and sick. He decided to move to a nursing home. The old man announced that his beautiful residence was for sale. Buyers flocked to the store after hearing the news. The base price of the house was £80,000, but people quickly fetched it up to £100,000. Prices are still rising. The old man sunk deeply into the sofa, his eyes full of melancholy. Yes, if it were not for his poor health, he would not have sold the house where he spent most of his life.

A young man in simple clothes came to the old man, bent down, and whispered: "Sir, I really want to buy this house, but I only have 10,000 pounds. However, if you sell the house Give it to me, and I promise that you will still live here, drink tea, read newspapers, and take walks with me, and be happy every day - believe me, I will take care of you with my whole heart!”

The old man nodded and smiled, and sold the house to him for 10,000 pounds.

Learning experience: To realize your dreams, you don’t have to fight coldly and cheat. Sometimes, as long as you have a loving heart.

Short story 16. Giving

There was an old carpenter who was preparing to retire. He told his boss that he wanted to leave the construction industry and go home to enjoy family happiness with his wife and children.

The boss was reluctant to let his good worker go and asked him if he could help build another house. The old carpenter said yes. But everyone could see later that his heart was no longer in his work. He was using soft materials and doing rough work. When the house was built, the boss handed him the key to the door.

"This is your house," he said, "my gift to you." ”

He was stunned with shock and ashamed. If he had known that he was building a house for himself, how could he have done this? Now he has to live in a shoddily built house! How can we not be the same? In this way, we build our lives carelessly, not by taking positive actions, but by coping passively, refusing to strive for excellence in everything, and failing to do our best at critical moments. By the time we are shocked to realize our situation, we are already deeply trapped in the "house" we built.

Think of you as the carpenter, think about your house, every day you hammer in a nail, add a board, or erect a wall, use your wisdom to build it! Your life is the only creation in your life. It cannot be erased and rebuilt. Even if you only have one day to live, you must live it beautifully and noblely on that day. The nameplate on the wall reads: "Life is what you create!"

Short story 17. Remind yourself

There was an old lady sitting on the side of the road looking at a high wall not far away. She always felt that it would collapse soon. She saw someone walking towards her to have sex. In the past, she kindly reminded: "That wall is going to fall, so stay away." The person who was reminded looked at her in puzzlement as she walked along the root of the wall in a grand manner - the wall did not fall down. The wife was very angry: "Why don't you listen to me? ! Another person came and the old lady gave them advice again. Three days passed, and many people walked past the wall without encountering danger. On the fourth day, the old lady felt a little strange and a little disappointed, so she couldn't help but walk to the base of the wall to take a closer look. However, at this moment, the wall fell down, and the old lady was buried in dust and masonry, and died.

Learning experience: It is often easy and sober to remind others, but it is difficult to remind yourself soberly at all times. Therefore, many dangers come from oneself, and the old lady's sorrow arises from this

Short Story 18, Window

There was a lady who had been complaining for many years that the lady opposite was lazy. "That woman's clothes can never be washed clean. Look, the clothes she hangs out in the yard always have spots. I really don't know how she can even wash her clothes like that..."

It wasn't until one day when a friend who knew everything came to her house that he discovered that it wasn't the wife opposite who couldn't wash her clothes cleanly. The attentive friend took a rag and wiped off the dust stains on the wife's window and said, "Look, isn't this clean?"

It turned out that the window of his own home was dirty.

Short Story 19, Habit and Nature

A small pillar and a thin chain can tie an elephant weighing a thousand kilograms. Isn’t this ridiculous? ? But this ridiculous scene can be seen everywhere in India and Qin. Those mahouts, when the elephant was still a baby, tied it to a cement or steel pillar with an iron chain. No matter how hard the baby elephant struggled, it could not break free. The baby elephant gradually gets used to not struggling, and when it grows into an elephant and can easily break away from the chain, it does not struggle either.

The tiger tamer was as successful as the elephant tamer. He kept the tiger on a vegetarian diet until it grew up. Tigers don't know the taste of meat, so they won't hurt people. The fatal mistake of the tiger tamer was that after he fell, he let the tiger lick his blood on the ground. The tiger couldn't take it away and finally ate the tiger tamer.

Baby elephants are tied by chains, while elephants are tied by habits.

The tiger was once bound by habit, and the tiger tamer died of habit (he has become accustomed to his tiger not eating people).

Learning experience: Habits can tie up almost everything, but they cannot tie up accidents. Like the tiger that accidentally tasted blood.

Short story 20: Leave a gap for others

A famous entrepreneur was giving a report, and an audience member asked: "You have achieved great success in your career, may I ask? , What is the most important thing to you? "

The entrepreneur did not answer directly. He picked up the chalk and drew a circle on the blackboard, but it did not draw a circle completely, leaving a gap. He asked back: "What is this?" "Zero." "Circle"/"Unfinished Business"/"Success," the audience in the audience answered in various tongues.

He did not comment on these answers: "Actually, this is just an incomplete end. You ask me why I have achieved brilliant results. The reason is simple: I don't do things perfectly. , Just like drawing a full stop, I must leave a gap for my subordinates to fill it.”

Leaving a gap for others does not mean that one is not strong in ability. In fact, this is a kind of management wisdom, a kind of overall perfection at a higher level.

Learning experience: Give a monkey a tree and let it climb continuously; give a tiger a mountain and let it roam freely.

Twenty-one, Horses

Horses originally roamed freely in the mountains. They would drink from the mountain springs when they were thirsty, and sleep on the ground to bask in the sun when they were tired. They were carefree.

But since the arrival of Bole, the horse's fate has changed. If you put a bridle on its head, put a saddle on its back, and tie it, the horse's mortality rate is already 23 out of 10, and then again Force it to transport things, force it to travel thousands of miles a day, and nail its feet with iron shoes, and the death rate of the horse will be more than half. The horse is originally an animal with no rules and no use. Let it absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, the aura of the heaven and the earth, and be useless and do nothing. You can still enjoy the whole life of the horse, educate it, and make it understand the etiquette, but it will harm its life.

Aren’t people like this? Under the constraints of rules, have we also lost our identity, followed the etiquette and justice set by others all day long, and forced ourselves to do things we don’t want to do? How much is left in our limited life?

Twenty-two, the mouse on the pagoda

A wandering mouse made a home on the top of the pagoda.

Life in the pagoda is really happy. It can not only travel between the floors at will, but also enjoy rich offerings. It even enjoys privileges that others cannot imagine. It can chew the unknown secrets at will; it can rest freely on Buddha statues that people dare not look at. When it rises, it can even leave some excrement on the head of the Buddha statue. .

Whenever the faithful men and women burn incense and kowtow, this mouse always looks at the intoxicating smoke rising slowly. It sniffs fiercely and laughs secretly in its heart: "Ridiculous human beings, The knees are so soft, I just kneel down!”

One day, a very hungry wild cat broke in and caught the mouse.

"You can't eat me! You should kneel down to me! I represent the Buddha!" ??protested the noble captive.

"People kneel to you, just because of the position you occupy, not because of you!"

The wild cat sneered, and then it broke the mouse into pieces like a hamburger. Two halves.

Twenty-three, Parrot

A man went to buy a parrot and saw a sign on the front of a parrot: This parrot can speak two languages ??and the price is two hundred yuan.

Another parrot has a sign in front of it saying: This parrot can speak four languages ??and sells for 400 yuan.

Which one should I buy? Both have bright coats and are very flexible and cute. The man was spinning around, unable to make up his mind.

As a result, I suddenly found an old and toothless parrot with dull and messy fur, priced at 800 yuan.

The man quickly called the boss: Can this parrot speak eight languages?

The shopkeeper said: No.

This man was surprised: Then why is he old, ugly, and incompetent worth this amount?

The shop owner replied: Because the other two parrots called this parrot Boss.

This story tells us that a true leader does not necessarily have to be very capable. As long as he knows how to trust, delegate power, and cherish, he can unite with forces stronger than himself, thus increasing his worth. .

On the contrary, many people with very strong abilities are too perfectionistic and have to do everything by themselves. No one is as good as themselves. In the end, they can only be the best researchers and sales representatives, and they cannot become excellent leaders.

Twenty-four, the story of the steel glass cup

A farmer only studied in junior high school for two years, and his family had no money to continue his education. He dropped out of school and returned home to help his father cultivate three acres of thin farmland. When he was 19 years old, his father passed away, and the burden of the family fell entirely on his shoulders. He had to take care of his mother, who was in poor health, and his grandmother, who was paralyzed in bed.

In the 1980s, farmland was contracted to households. He dug a puddle into a pond and wanted to raise fish. But the cadres in the township told him that paddy fields could not be used to raise fish, but could only grow crops, so he had to fill in the ponds. This incident became a joke. In the eyes of others, he was a very stupid person who wanted to get rich.

Hearing that raising chickens could make money, he borrowed 500 yuan from relatives and raised chickens. But after a flood, the chickens contracted chicken plague and all died within a few days. 500 yuan may not seem like much to others, but to a family that only relies on three acres of thin farmland, it is an astronomical figure. His mother could not handle this stimulation and died of depression.

He later made wine, fished, and even helped drill holes on the cliffs of the quarry...but he didn't make any money.

At the age of 35, he had not yet married a wife. Even divorced women with children look down on him. Because he only has a mud house, which may collapse at any time after a heavy rain.

No one in the countryside looks down on a man who cannot marry a wife.

But he still wanted to give it a try, so he borrowed money from everywhere to buy a tractor. Unexpectedly, less than half a month after he started on the road, the tractor carried him into a river. He broke a leg and became a cripple. The tractor was picked up and was in pieces. He could only dismantle it and sell it as scrap metal.

Almost everyone said that his life was over.

But later he became the CEO of a company in the city where I am, with 200 million yuan in assets. Now, many people know about his troubled past and legendary entrepreneurial experience. He has been interviewed by many media and described in many reportages. But I only remember one episode--

The reporter asked him: "Why did you not flinch again and again in the difficult days?"

He was sitting in a spacious and luxurious The boss behind the desk finished the glass of water in his hand. Then, he held the glass cup in his hand and asked the reporter: "What will happen to this cup if I let go?"

The reporter said: "It fell to the ground and broke."

< p>"Then let's try it." He said.

As soon as he let go of his hand, the cup fell to the ground with a crisp sound, but it was not broken, but intact. He said: "Even if there are 10 people present, they will all think that this cup will definitely break. However, this cup is not an ordinary glass, but made of fiberglass."

So, I remembered Live this classic and wonderful dialogue. Such a person, even if he only has one breath, will work hard to hold the hand of success, unless God deprives him of his life...

Twenty-five, opportunities

A is When I work as a white-collar worker in a joint venture company, I feel that my ambition is not appreciated by my superiors. I often think: If only I could meet the boss one day and have the opportunity to show off my talents! !

A’s colleague B also had the same idea. He went a step further and asked about the boss’s commuting time and calculated when he would probably get into the elevator. He also went to take the elevator at this time, hoping that If you can meet the boss, you can say hello if you have the opportunity.

Their colleague C went a step further. He learned about the boss’s struggle in detail, found out the school where the boss graduated, his interpersonal style, and the issues he cared about. He carefully designed a few simple but meaningful opening remarks, took the elevator at the planned time, and said hello to the boss several times. Finally, I finally had a long talk with the boss one day, and soon I got a better position.

Learning experience: Fools miss opportunities, wise people seize opportunities, and successful people create opportunities. Opportunities only come to those who are prepared. The word preparation is not just talk.

Twenty-six, Madmen and Idiots

A psychology professor visited a lunatic asylum to learn about the living conditions of madmen. At the end of the day, I felt that these people were crazy and acted unexpectedly, which was an eye-opener.

Unexpectedly, when I was about to return, I found that my tire had been removed. "Some lunatic must have done it! The professor thought angrily and took the spare tire to install it.

The matter was serious. The person who put off the tire actually took out all the screws. No screws were prepared. The tire can't get up!

The professor was at a loss. When he was in a panic, a madman jumped over and sang an unknown happy song. He found the professor in trouble. , stopped and asked what happened.

The professor was too lazy to pay attention to him, but told him out of courtesy.

The madman laughed and said: "I have a way! He removed a screw from each tire so that he could get three screws to install the spare tire.

The professor was surprised and grateful, and was very curious: "How did you come up with this method?"

The madman laughed happily: "I am a madman, but I am not an idiot. Ah! ”

In fact, there are many people in the world who, because they have discovered the joy of work, will always show enthusiasm that is different from ordinary people, which is difficult to understand. While many people are laughing at them as lunatics, others may still be laughing at them as idiots.

Learning experience: Being dull and smart in doing things is a good attitude especially in China.

Twenty-seven, Doctorate

There was a doctor who was assigned to a research institute and became the person with the highest academic qualifications.

One day he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit, and the director and deputy director happened to be on his left and right, also fishing.

He just nodded slightly. What do these two undergraduates have to talk about?

After a while, the director put down his fishing rod, stretched, and flew across the water to the opposite side to use the toilet.

The doctor’s eyes were so wide open that they almost fell off. Floating on the water? No way? This is a pond.

When the director came back from using the toilet, he also floated back from the water.

What's going on? It’s not easy for a doctoral student to ask, who am I a doctoral student?

After a while, the deputy director also stood up, walked a few steps, and floated across the water to the toilet. At this moment, the doctor almost fainted: "Isn't it possible? We are in a place where masters of martial arts are gathered?"

The doctoral students are also anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond. To get to the toilet on the opposite side, you have to take a ten-minute detour, and it's too far back to your workplace. What should you do?

The doctoral student was unwilling to ask the two directors. After holding it in for a long time, he stood up and stepped into the water: I don’t believe that the water surface that undergraduates can cross is not something that I, a doctoral student, can cross.

With a thud, the doctoral student fell into the water.

The two directors pulled him out and asked him why he wanted to go into the water. He asked: "Why can you walk over?"

The two directors looked at each other and smiled: " There are two rows of wooden piles in this pond. Since it has rained and the water has risen in the past two days, we all know the location of the wooden piles, so why don’t you ask?”

< p>Study experience: Academic qualifications represent the past, while only learning ability represents the future. Only those who respect experience will avoid detours.