It's always bad to ask jokes that fool people. Occasionally fool others!

My son was sleeping when he suddenly touched my chest and suddenly said, little bitch, I'm back. Instantly petrified, three black lines hung from the top of the head to the foot. Tell my husband quietly: don't watch those messy TVs. My husband said with laughter, what? That's the line of Big Big Wolf in Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf: Lambs, I'm back!

Wei Xiaobao, Yang Guo, Guo Jing and Ling Huchong compare their wives together. Yang Guo said: My wife is willing to jump off a cliff for me. Guo Jing said: My wife is willing to break up with my father for me. Ling Huchong said: My wife is willing to be imprisoned in Shaolin Temple for me. Wei Xiaobao smiled and said nothing. They looked back. Shuang'er has asked Huang Rong Xiaolongnv and Ren Yingying for the phone number and QQ number.

A man on the bus was stepped on by mm, and when he turned around, he said, "Shit, I stepped on my B, you are blind ... A car full of people choked with internal injuries, and the girl said regretfully," Sorry, I didn't see you lying down just now ... Then, the driver laughed with a runny nose. ...

The teacher who teaches economics is talking about the relationship between the insured and the beneficiary. In order to be more vivid, he gave an example: "For example, I took out personal insurance, and one day I was killed by a car, and your Jenny can get compensation. She is the beneficiary, then who am I? " A classmate replied, "Dead man."

Today, I spent 150 yuan on a very abstract hairstyle. After returning to the dormitory, I was strongly criticized by several roommates! At this time, a classmate who was silent for a long time concluded: "This hairstyle is very cost-effective! I only spent 150 yuan and cut my hair for 250 yuan. "

There is a song that has fooled everyone for more than ten years. I don't believe you sang, "You carry the load, I'll lead the horse. . . . "Think back to the division of labor in The Journey to the West. Friar Sand carries the burden, Wukong leads the way, who leads the horse? "Who sings who is Bajie!"

June 165438+ 10, June 1 1, single people are called "bachelors", married people are called "naked marriages", newly-married people are called "lighting", second-married people are called "reflections" and divorced people are called "polishing". Singles' Day, whether you are "light" or not, makes you touch "light". I believe there is always bright sunshine in life!