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I have heard it in Beijing Opera before, and there is a saying, "Chen Simei, don't panic. Someone is suing you in court. "
See the following script:
(Bao Zheng quoted Zhang Long and Zhao Hu above. )
Bao Zheng (Introduction) was loyal and brave, supported the Song Dynasty, and had boundless scenery.
(Read) Be an impartial public servant in South Asia, and even civilian military commanders dare not fight. Let his royal family unite the country, and it is inevitable that he will break the law.
(White) Old Bao Zheng. When I came back from the next dynasty, I bumped into Qin Xianglian, stopped the sedan chair and blamed Chen Shimei, the late Xu.
Kill your wife, kill your children. I ordered her to write a complaint. Why didn't she come? Serve everywhere.
(Mahan cited Qin Xianglian ditto. )
Qin Xianglian (white) kowtows to Master Xiang.
Bao Zheng (white) is stereotyped.
Qin Xianglian (white) is.
Bao Zheng (white) scared! I asked you to write a letter of complaint, why did you submit it in white paper?
Qin Xianglian (White) sued Xu, but no one dared to write.
Bao Zheng (white) Oh. No one dares to write a complaint against Xu. Come on, take her to the official to write a letter. Some people don't write, grab.
See me.
(Mahan leads Qin Xianglian to the next round, same as above. )
Qin Xianglian (White) has finished. Please read it.
Bao Zheng (White) Awards:
"Qin Xianglian, a 32-year-old Gao Zhuang's female, sued Xu Chen Shimei for killing his wife and children and getting married.
The man's name is Dong Chuang Xu. "
Come on, detain the complaint and write it down.
(Qin Xianglian. )
Bao Zheng (Bai) came, took my business card, and told Xu to go home and talk.
(ma. )
The eunuch (inner white) has arrived.
Mahan (white) has arrived.
Bao Zheng (white) Oh, I was about to invite him, but he came. Please welcome.
(Four eunuchs and one eunuch lead Chen Shimei as above. )
Bao Zheng (Bai) Xu,
Chen Shimei (white) Gong Ming.
Bao Zheng,
Chen Shimei (laughs) Ha ha ha.
(Same as white) Please.
Bao Zheng (Bai), please sit down.
Chen Shimei (White) has a seat.
Bao Zheng (white decoration) didn't know that Xu had arrived, but he didn't go far to meet him and apologized to his face.
How dare Chen Shimei (Bai)? My palace came in such a hurry, please forgive me.
Bao Zheng (Bai) Xu is here, which must mean something.
Chen Shimei (White) I ordered my family Han Qi to go out for a private visit and was killed by a horse, so I went to Mingting for interrogation.
Did Bao Zheng (White) bring it?
Chinese Peking Opera Drama Examination: Case 2.
Chen Shimei (White) brought it.
Why didn't Bao Zheng (Bai) bring him to class?
Chen Shimei (White) has its own rattle.
(The eunuch leads the court as above. )
See the master item in the DPRK (White).
Bao Zheng (white) scared. Are you a dynasty?
A dynasty (white) is a dynasty.
Why does Bao Zheng (Bai) wear a chain?
Emperor (Bai) Xu said that Han Qi was killed by a villain, so the necklace was locked by a chain.
Bao Zheng (Bai), can you confess?
Dynasty (white) confessed.
Bao Zheng (white) scared. Life is a matter of life, so you shouldn't confess.
If Chao (Bai) villain doesn't confess, how can Master Xu get to the yamen?
Bao Zheng (white) scared. Xu, this is the imperial court. How can you say this is a horse ringing the bell?
Chen Shimei (Bai) is very noisy, how can you say dynasty?
Whether it is Bao Zheng (White) Dynasty or not, it is good to ring horses. Come on, untie him.
Chen Shimei (White) Wait! Why don't you escape?
Bao Zheng (Bai) Xu, look, you can't get rid of the rattle, and you can't get rid of the old bag. Remove the chain.
Startled, Xu, really caught by Minister Ma.
Chen Shimei (white) Oh, caught by Gong Ming?
Bao Zheng (white) exactly.
Chen Shimei (Bai) is not alone?
Bao Zheng (white) is in groups of three or five.
Why didn't Chen Shimei (Bai) bring her to class?
Bao Zheng (white) came with Xiang Lian, a famous horse.
Dynasty (white) Xiang Lian stepped on it.
(Qin Xianglian. )
Qin Xianglian (Xipi rocker) suddenly heard the call of Master Xiang.
Ask Root Miao quickly.
Chen Shimei (white)!
(Xipi Rocker) When the bitch is upset,
Tell me again and again.
Three feet Longquan unsheathed,
Summon life to the underworld!
(Qin Xianglian. )
Bao Zheng (Bai) Xu, you are too reckless, hahaha. Her mother and son came to Beijing. You should know each other.
Chen Shimei (White) lives! I order you to question this horse. Why are you here? Come on, take a sedan chair.
Where does Bao Zheng (Bai) go from here?
Chen Shimei (Belarus) returned to the government.
Bao Zheng (Bai) is afraid that you can't come, you can't go!
(Xipi Guide Plate) Baolongtu sits in Kaifeng House,
(XiPi almost three eyes) Yi Xu listened carefully:
I remember congratulating the son of heaven at noon that day.
Xu and I handed the dough in court.
I think your left eyebrow is long and your right eyebrow is short.
Keep your left arm high and your right arm low.
Long eyebrows, short eyebrows, children,
You must have an ex-wife.
I suggest you realize that the other person is an excellent,
Regret never rains but it pours.
Chen Shimei (white) Gong Ming,
(xipi original board) Gong Ming speaks too shallowly.
Listen carefully to my home:
Jiazi opened a course selection years ago.
People from all over the world come to ask for officials.
The first place is Chen Shimei,
The Royal Pen is the champion.
Riding a horse for three days to visit the palace,
The golden branches and jade leaves set each other off into interest.
Chinese Peking Opera Drama Examination Case 3
One is unlicensed, two are invisible,
what do you think?
Bao Zheng (Bai) Xu,
(Allegro Xipi) Master Xu doesn't have to be glib.
The existing certificate is in court.
People come to see Xiang Lian,
(handed down from generation to generation. )
Bao Zheng (Bai) Xu,
(Allegro Xipi) Master Xu, look carefully:
It says that Qin Xianglian is 32 years old and sued Xu Malang.
Deceive the monarch and destroy the emperor,
After marriage, the man moved to the bed in the east.
Put the form paper in my hall,
A statue of Xu listening to the study:
I advise you to recognize each other and go back to the house.
Grit your teeth. What are you doing?
Chen Shimei (Xipi Rocker) Since someone is suing me,
You should go to the court and ask Genmiao.
Bao Zheng (White) is alive!
The mouth is like a sugar tongue and the knife is like a knife.
Heart like a wolf and tiger without hair.
What's good about calling me Tang Sheng,
Make your soul disappear in an instant!
People stood beating drums in the hall,
I took Qin Xianglian and told her to recognize her husband.
Dynasty (white) Xiang Lian stepped on it.
(Qin Xianglian leads two children, as above. )
Qin Xianglian (Xipi rocker) suddenly heard the call of Master Xiang.
Ask Root Miao quickly.
Chen Shimei is sitting in the lobby of Bao Zheng (Xipi Rocker).
See how he spends you?
Qin Xianglian (Xipi rocker) heard that her husband is coming.
Xiang Lian Xi raised his eyebrows slightly.
Get on your knees,
Chen Shimei (Xipi Rock) hits the ground with one hand!
Qin Xianglian (Xipi rocker) stepped forward and gouged out your eyes.
Chen Shimei (Xipi Rocker) This is enough to kill you!
(Qin Xianglian is crying with two children. )
Chen Shimei (Xipi Rocker) cried her eyes out.
The stone man is also very sad.
Should stand up and admit his wife,
Bao Zheng is my enemy.
Grit your teeth and refuse to confess,
See what he did to me?
Bao Zheng (Sipi Yao Ban) You ordered Han Qi to be overbearing,
Come to my court, don't you dare speak!
Chen Shimei (Xipi Rock) I ordered Han Qi. Who knows?
Bao Zheng (Xipi Rocker) has your killer weapon.
Why does Chen Shimei have a scabbard?
Bao Zheng (white)!
Qin Xianglian's sheath is now Han Qi's waist.
Take the scabbard from Bao Zheng (Xipi Yaoban) Land Temple.
The scabbard of the Dynasty (later Xipi) was given to Master Xiang.
Bao Zheng (White) is on fire!
(Xipi rocker) The scabbard is above the lobby.
Are these fragments real? Are you afraid to confess?
Chen Shimei (white) Ouch!
(Xipi rocker) The scabbard is above the lobby.
Find an escape plan.
Case 4 of Chinese Peking Opera Drama Examination
People come to sit in the sedan chair with me,
Where does Bao Zheng (Bai) go from here?
Chen Shimei (Xipi Rock) I will go to the temple with you to play dynasty.
Bao Zheng (Xipi Rocker) Someone sued you in Kaifeng.
You go to court first.
Chen Shimei (Xipi Rocker) Since someone is suing me,
What did you do with my East Bed Xu?
Bao Zheng (White) is alive!
(Xipi Rocker) Slow down, you are from Ma Xu.
I won't spare any dragon or grandson.
Take the job off your head,
Then take off your robe.
Reed mats bound Chen Shimei,
(white) Chen Hummer,
Chen Shimei (white) bag.
Bao Zheng (white) Chen Shimei,
Chen Shimei (White) Bao Heizi.
Bao Zheng (White) is alive!
It is necessary to be ungrateful.
I prayed to god,
How can you still be surnamed Bao when you are greedy for money and mistake your country?
(white) executioner,
(Xipi rocker) Take Chen Shimei to shovel the mouth.
I will correct him to the national law and type it again.
Everyone is in the same position. )
The second field
(Four eunuchs and two ladies-in-waiting lead the princess as above. )
Princess slave is the root of golden branches and jade leaves.
My husband Chen Shimei is married.
Master Xu went home to drink,
Why don't you see the return trip at this time?
Sit in the palace.
How do you feel when your eyes are beating and your heart is surprised?
(Go to the eunuch. )
Eunuch (Bai) Princess Qi: Big deal!
Princess (Bai) has nothing to panic about.
Eunuch (Bai) didn't know what crime Xu had committed, so he was stuffed into the mouth of a copper shovel by Bao Zheng!
Princess (white) is not good!
(Xipi Rocker) I was surprised to hear a sentence.
Bao Zheng's impudence.
People come to swing the car and open it.
(Dynasty, Zhang Long ditto. )
Dynasty,
Welcome the princess with Bai.
The princess (Xipi rocker) asked Bao Zheng to meet me.
Dynasty,
Zhang Long (Tongbai), please welcome the master.
(Bao Zheng. )
Bao Zheng (Xipi Yao Ban) ate Wang Juelu as a servant,
There is no mercy in the king's law.
Aunt Wang Chao (Bai) has arrived.
Bao Zheng (Xipi rocker) stepped forward and knelt down.
My aunt chitose is a courtier.
The princess (Xipi Yaoban) sent a message from her family.
The package is ceremony-free and flat.
Bao Zheng (Xipi Rock) kowtowed and thanked him.
What is your aunt doing here?
Case 5 of Chinese Peking Opera Drama Examination
The princess (Xipi Yaoban) gave a banquet to the government.
Why not go to court?
There is no Chen Xu in Bao Zheng (Xipi Yao Ban).
There was a man who got married.
Princess (Xipi rocker), whoever sues who is wronged,
Bring the plaintiff to court quickly
Bao Zheng's aunt asked me to be the plaintiff.
Not Bao Zheng xi eyebrows slightly.
Stand at the entrance of the hall and call Xiang Lian.
(Qin Xianglian leads two children, as above. )
Qin Xianglian (Xipi Shake Plate) What's Master Xiang's name?
Bao Zheng (Xipi rocker) golden chariot,
Long Fengjiao sat inside.
Your mother and son stood up and complained bitterly,
Also lest the old man worry.
Qin Xianglian (Xipi Yao Ban) heard that Huang Gu was coming.
Xiang Lian Xi raised his eyebrows slightly.
Will stand on the lobby road,
Did you see how she treated me?
Princess Ai Jia is here to ask you,
What makes you say it clearly?
Qin Xianglian (Xipi Yao Ban) Nuwa is a beautiful woman in the world.
Qin Xianglian is my name.
Princess (Xipi rocker) is not only suitable for her husband Chen Shimei,
Why don't you kneel when you see slaves?
Qin Xianglian (Xipi rocker) I live in the big one, and you live in the small one.
Reason kneels before me.
Princess (white) baa!
(Xipi Rock Plate) Bitch's words are too deceptive,
I can't help being angry at home.
Ordered Gong E to beat her,
(Qin Xianglian is with two children. )
Bao Zheng (XiPiYao) stepped forward and stopped Xiao Zhang.
My aunt doesn't do things properly,
Why did you hit Xiang Lian?
Princess (Xipi rocker) bitch and I are not the same size,
So, bereavement is a little angry.
Bao Zheng (Xipi Rock) said that the big is the small,
Make it clear to the minister.
Princess (Xipi Rocker) She is the opponent of her husband Chen Shimei.
Why don't you kneel when you see slaves?
Bao Zheng (Xipi Rock Singer) Xiang Lian speaks well,
My aunt and her sister said.
Princess (Xipi Rock Singer) Why do you ask Xiang Lian?
Bao Zheng sued Ma Xu, the ruler of the dynasty.
What crime did princess Xu commit?
Bao Zheng (Xipi Yao Ban) cheated his ancestors and killed his wife and children.
What should the princess (Sipi Yao Ban) do if she deceives her ancestors?
Bao Zheng always packs a copper shovel.
The princess (Xipi rocking plate) looked at Ai Jia and let him go.
Bao Zheng (Xipi Yao Ban) Xiang Lian's lawsuit is still unknown.
Princess (white) baa!
(Xipi rocker) What a bold bag, Zheng Wen.
I don't listen to my family.
Ordered the chamberlain to beat him,
Bao Zheng should not wander around here.
Princess (white) scared!
(Xipi shakes the board) When Bao Zheng gets angry,
I couldn't help being surprised when I got home.
Textual research on Chinese Peking Opera 6
Gong E rode into the harem,
The harem moved the old mother.
Bao Zheng (Allegro Xipi), the daughter of the emperor, has a low education level.
Dare to scold the bag in Kaifeng.
Slow down, it's too late to move to the country now.
I won't spare Lord Song when he comes.
Everyone is in the same position. )
Third field
The country is too high. Princess, four eunuchs and two ladies-in-waiting. )
Guotai (Xipi Yaoban) Huang Er entered the palace to announce the purpose
Call Ai Jia and give her a surprise.
Please get off at Kaifeng,
(Dynasty, Mahan, Zhang Long and Zhao Hu are the same as above. )
Dynasty,
Mahan,
Zhang Long,
Zhao Hu (Tongbai) greets his wife.
The country is too (white).
(Xipi Rocker) Call Bao Zheng and ask him clearly.
Wang Chao (Bai) invited Master Xiang.
(Bao Zheng. )
Bao Zheng dynasty sent someone to report to Mahan,
Please forgive me for coming late.
Cathay Pacific sent a message from Ai Jia,
The package is ceremony-free and flat.
Bao Zheng (Xipi Rock) kowtowed and thanked him.
The country is too kind to the minister.
Ask the coachman if he is in the palace,
Why did you come to Kaifeng?
Guotai (Xipi Yaoban) Xu went to the yamen to hold a banquet.
Why not go to court?
There is no Chen Xu in the official residence of Bao Zheng (Xipi Yao Ban).
There was a scholar who bullied the king and despised the emperor, killing his wife and children.
Guo Tai (Xipi Rocker) listened to the speech and asked for details.
After marriage, the man moved to the bed in the east.
(white) Baoqing,
(Xipi shakes the board) Let him go to Ai Jia.
Bao Zheng (Sipi Yao Ban) Xiang Lian's lawsuit is not over.
TaiTaiGuo (XiPiYaoBan) don't look at Ai Jia, look at the holy family.
Bao Zheng (Xipi Yaoban) has the obligation to surrender.
Guo Tai (Xipi Rock Singer) is a bold Bao Zheng Wen.
You didn't listen to the message of mourning for your family.
I'll sit down in the hall,
See what you can do to him.
Bao Zheng (white)!
(Xipi Rocking Board) Come and sit in the lobby of Guotai.
Bullying the weak as a minister.
(white) executioner,
(Xipi rocker) The copper shovel is set in the lobby.
In an instant, he was killed.
As soon as the princess (Xipi rocker) saw the arrival of the copper shovel hall,
It's all up to the mother to claim compensation.
Cathay Pacific (Xipi Rocker) Huang Er, but relax,
I have my own opinion about my mother.
No matter who sues for injustice,
Bring the plaintiff to court quickly
Bao Zheng called Xiang Lian for the second time.
Chinese Peking Opera Drama Examination Case 7
(Qin Xianglian has two children, as above. )
Qin Xianglian (Xipi Shake Plate) What's Master Xiang's name?
Long Guotai is sitting in the lobby of Bao Zheng (Xipi Yao Ban).
See how she makes love to you and your mother.
(Bao Zheng, all together. )
Qin Xianglian (Xipi rocker) stepped forward and fell to his knees.
Guo Taijie (Xipi Rock) patted the dust on the ground.
Who are you, my gentle and elegant girl,
Dare to bring the royal family?
People came to rob her son and daughter,
Call you mother-child dilemma.
(The eunuch robbed two children, the same. )
Qin Xianglian (Xipi Yao Ban) robbed his children,
There is no plan to call Xiang Lian.
Go forward and drum,
(Bao Zheng, same as above. )
Bao Zheng (Xipiqiao) Why does Xiang Lian play drums?
Qin Xianglian (Xipi Yao Ban) robbed his children,
Bao Zheng (Xipi Rock): Why did you take her life?
Mrs Guo (Xipi Yao Ban) once robbed her son and daughter.
Dynasty (Xipi Yao Ban) Her son is now in Xia Zi Palace.
Bao Zheng (Xipi Yaoban) dynasty recovered her son and daughter.
Avenge the main item (Xipi rocker).
Bao Zheng (White) Dynasty,
(Xipi Rocker) I have seen my salary of 320.
Xiang Lian thinks this is an honest man.
Tell your children to learn to read,
Don't be an official if you are in charge of reading.
Your husband doesn't treat senior officials as,
How can a family not get together?
Order Xiang Lian to go to the next hall,
Qin Xianglian (Xipi Rocker) Xiang Lian stopped crying in the next class.
Human nature is cold,
Officials protect each other.
Bao Zheng (white) bring it back!
Xiang Lian will blame me next class.
She told me that officials protect each other.
I should be Chen Shimei,
(The princess is crying. )
Bao Zheng (white)!
(Xipi Yaopan) Where are the golden branches and jade leaves?
I shouldn't be Chen Shimei,
(Qin Xianglian cries)
Bao Zheng (white) Oh, scare!
(Xipi Rocker) This is Bao Zheng's dilemma.
(white) executioner,
(Xipi Rocking Plate) Chen Shimei sits on the shovel mouth.
(The executioner takes Chen Shimei as above. )
Bao Zheng (Xipi Rocker) instantly told him to meet the underworld.
As soon as Mrs. Guo (Xipi Rocker) saw Xu Jian's lobby,
I can't help but panic at home.
I have copper shovel protection here.
The three of them met the king of hell together.
Bao Zheng (Sippy Yao Ban) came to protect her.
Not Bao Zheng anger rushed clouds.
Take off the black hat on my head,
Then take off my purple robe.
Will come to the tip of my tongue,
The three of them went to the underworld together
Chinese Peking Opera Drama Test 8
(White) He became a minister!
The country is too (white) to mourn for the family!
Bao Zheng (white) spear!
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