12 joke stories that make girlfriends happy, humorous jokes that make girls happy, short jokes.

Many boys become absent-minded when they meet their girlfriends when they are in love. In fact, what they need to do at this time is to coax them. If you know some humorous jokes, so much the better. This time, I bring you 12 jokes that make your girlfriend happy and humorous jokes that make girls happy. Tell them to your girlfriend, and your girlfriend will not be angry.

Jokes amuse girlfriends.

1. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

2. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

Wolf cubs are born vegetarians. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, boy! Hand over the carrots!

The nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, so she went over and whispered to him: little darling! ? The patient smiled and said, little baby. ?

The teacher asked the Physical Education Commission to make sure that all the girls in the class were here, so he said to him, Go and tidy up all the girls in the class. ? The sports commission is a kid, so he asked, which one? The teacher said: I know I still want you to go! ?

6. Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by gibbons. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

7. I said: You are a pig. ? You said: I am a pig! ? From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: I'm not a pig! ?

8. A beautiful new female colleague came and a male colleague coughed twice in front of her. She said very gently, have a cold? ? Colleagues are a little excited: well, a little! ? Female colleague: Then you stay away from me. ?

9. What are you doing? M: I am studying together for a happy event. I'm so bored. Woman: How can it be boring? There must be many people, right? M: It's no use talking too much. They like playing cards as well as drinking. I am the only free person. W: So what do you like? Man: I love you!

10, my son is in a big class, and my aunt comes to play at home to tease him: he is in a big class in kindergarten. Do you have a girlfriend? Son: Haven't you found it yet? Aunt: What are you pinching? Son: I'm going to primary school soon, so I have to re-divide classes. Now I can't find stability. . . Me. . .

1 1. Every time my relatives and friends ask me: Are you looking for someone? ? I will go to his children quietly and politely, and then ask kindly: How much did you get in the final exam? ? You know, the pain needs to be transferred. . . The child said: Uncle, my girlfriend was the first in the exam, and I was the second. By the way, uncle, do you have a girlfriend? . . ? Me. . .

12, seven years after graduation, I finally took on a big project to build a 30-meter chimney. The construction period is two months, and the cost is 300,000, but it needs funds. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig wells!