Funny tail slogan

Newly married (driving) MM, learn from and pay tribute to the old drivers! The following is my collection of funny tail slogans, welcome to read for reference!

1, feelings don't break.

2, accompanying peers is also a fate.

3. Stay away from me, your breath will scare me!

4. Please take care of the MM on the road.

5, carefully flatten the front of the car, but pay double the price.

6, miss me, love me, don't touch me!

7. Call dad tonight, will you?

8. Don't play bumper cars on the road!

9. If you can see these things clearly, step on the brakes!

10, polite and safe.

1 1, the goal has not been achieved, so don't aim too high.

12, ripe to ripe, don't get so close.

13, life refuses to overspeed.

14, newly married (driving) MM, learn from and pay tribute to the old driver!

15, leave me alone, my wife is waiting for me at home.

16, the road is still long, don't give up halfway.

17, I'm too young to kiss.

18. Do you think the license plate number is equal to 24?

19. Go beyond the present and overdraw the future.

20. Drink less and eat more vegetables.

2 1, look at the dashboard.

22. Distance produces beauty.

23, fight, I just want money.

24. I love you and wish you peace forever.

If you drive more carefully, your family will feel at ease.

26. Distance makes my heart beat.

27. drunk driving is self-defeating.

28, chasing, I don't mind; Fight, I'll be angry.

29. Kiss me and your heart will break.

Don't gamble? This is your last trump card.

3 1, don't use the street as a runway.

32. Why do I always get hurt?

Please be gentle, don't press hard.

34. I played acrobatics. Do not touch me.

35, just well-off, most want to be stable, you have to overtake, naturally.

Love me, chase me, don't kiss me!

I am wild, don't come near me.

38.PP is my last line of defense.

Come with me. We're going the same way.

40. If you love me, don't hurt me.

4 1, getting drunk is the worst, and life can't afford it.

42. When I grow up, I will become a BMW.

43. Love keeps you and me young.

44, the new car on the road, there is a killer.

45. As long as the heart is connected, there is no need to introduce yourself.

46. Ten car accidents are nine times faster.

Sorry, I'm a novice.

48. Driving without a license equals death.

49, the car is like his wife, can't you refute it?

50. Hello, greetings from a Sanda master.

5 1, you have my warm home.

52, peace * * *, keep your distance.

53. Want to chase me? Get off first!