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Children's favorite fairy tales
Once upon a time, there lived a lovely girl in a small town. She was beautiful and kind. But this girl has no mother. The girl's father married a new mother and brought two new sisters.
The girl was very happy, and thought, This is a lively home. But the new mother is very bad to girls. She keeps asking girls to work, but lets her two daughters play. Girls are always dirty, so wicked sisters call girls "Cinderella".
One day, the prince invited all the girls to his dance.
The girls are very happy.
Cinderella's two sisters were also overjoyed. They said,
"Great! You must dress beautifully to go to the palace! "
"yes! Which dress shall I wear? "
"What about those shoes?"
"How can I make my hair look good?"
It's the day of the dance. Both sisters have gone to the dance, and Cinderella is the only one at home.
Cinderella cried sadly, "I really want to go to the prince's ball, too! But I don't have beautiful clothes. "
Suddenly someone stood behind Cinderella and called her. "hey! Hey! Miss! "
Cinderella was startled. She turned around and saw a mother-in-law standing there.
The old woman asked, "Little girl, why are you crying?"
Cinderella dried her tears and said, "I want to attend the prince's ball! But my clothes are dirty, how can I go to the prince's ball! "
the old woman said, "don't worry, little girl, I'll help you!" "
The old woman took out a cane and tapped the pumpkin on the ground. Magical things happened. The pumpkin turned into a beautiful carriage. It turned out that the old woman was a magician. The old woman called the mouse out, then gently touched the mouse with a cane, and the mouse immediately became a driver and a horse.
While reading something, the old woman touched Cinderella's clothes with her cane. Cinderella's dirty clothes immediately turned into a beautiful little skirt. The old woman took out a pair of beautiful crystal shoes and put them on Cinderella. She told Cinderella that magic would disappear after twelve o'clock.
So, the beautiful Cinderella drove the carriage and soon came to the palace.
When Cinderella entered the palace, everyone looked at her. What a beautiful princess! As soon as the prince saw Cinderella, he came over and said to Cinderella, "Would you please dance with me?"
Cinderella and the prince danced. Cinderella was so beautiful that even her two sisters didn't recognize her.
The prince danced with Cinderella all night, but time passed quickly. Twelve o'clock was coming, so Cinderella had to say to the prince, "Sorry, I have to leave." After that, Cinderella will leave.
The prince came after him and shouted, "Princess, please wait!"
Cinderella was afraid that the magic would disappear, so she began to run. When she ran to the steps, she accidentally dropped a shoe, but she couldn't care less and ran away at once.
The magic disappeared, the carriage became a pumpkin, the coachman and the horse became mice, and the beautiful clothes she wore became the dirty clothes before.
Cinderella came home and sneaked in through the back door. As usual, she carried water, swept the floor and cooked rice ...
The prince always missed the beautiful princess at the dance, so he decided to find her.
The prince said to his men, "Take this glass slipper and find a girl who fits this slipper."
So they took the shoe and went from house to house looking for the hostess of the shoe, but there was no suitable one. Finally, they came to Cinderella's house. Cinderella's two sisters couldn't put on this shoe, so they also let Cinderella try it. It turned out that Cinderella was the owner of the shoe, and the prince's men put on beautiful clothes for Cinderella. Brought her back to the palace.
Soon, Cinderella girl married the prince, and they lived happily ever after. Children's favorite fairy tale 2
Once upon a time, there was a lovely little girl who always wore a red hat from her grandmother, so everyone called her "Little Red Riding Hood".
One day, my mother said to Little Red Riding Hood, "Come, Little Red Riding Hood, here is a cake and a bottle of wine. Grandma is ill. Send it to her quickly. Be careful on the road! "
Little Red Riding Hood said to her mother, "OK, I'll be careful. I went to see my grandmother! " With that, Little Red Riding Hood left happily. Hardly had she entered the forest when she met a wolf.
The wolf said, "Hello, Little Red Riding Hood! Where are you going? "
Little Red Riding Hood said, "I'm going to grandma's house. Grandma is ill, so I brought her delicious cakes and wine. "
"Where does your grandmother live, Little Red Riding Hood?"
Little Red Riding Hood said, "Grandma's house is under three big trees."
The wolf thinks, "I will eat them both."
So it said to Little Red Riding Hood, "Little Red Riding Hood, look how beautiful these flowers are around! Take some for your grandmother, she will be very happy. "
Little Red Riding Hood thought, "Yes, these flowers are so beautiful that Grandma will be very happy." So she began to pick flowers. At this time, the wolf ran to grandma's house and swallowed her. Then put on grandma's clothes, put on her hat and lie in bed.
After a while, Little Red Riding Hood came to Grandma's house and went to Grandma's bedside. The wolf jumped out of the quilt and swallowed Little Red Riding Hood in one gulp. The wolf was full and fell asleep on the bed.
A hunter walked by and saw that grandma's door was open. So he went in and saw the wolf lying on the bed with his stomach still moving. So the hunter picked up a pair of scissors and cut the wolf's stomach open.
Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma were rescued. At this time, the hunter brought some big stones and stuffed them into the wolf's stomach. The wolf woke up and tried to escape, but the stones were too heavy. As soon as he stood up, he fell to the ground and died.
They were very happy. Grandma ate the cake and wine brought by Little Red Riding Hood and felt much better. Children's favorite fairy tale 3
Hans the Hedgehog
Once upon a time, there was a rich farmer. His money was loaded with carts and his fields were all over the farm. But there is a big drawback in his happy life, that is, he has no children. When he entered the city, he was often ridiculed by fellow farmers, who asked him why he didn't have children. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and became very angry. When he got home, he said angrily, "I have to have a child, even a hedgehog."
So his wife gave birth to a strange child. The upper part is a hedgehog and the lower part is a boy. His wife was frightened and complained that he said, "Look at you, this is the bad luck you brought." The farmer said helplessly, "rice has become porridge. What should we do now? The child has to be baptized, but who can be his godfather?" The wife sighed, "What name should we give him? Just call it Hans the Hedgehog. "
After being baptized, the priest said, "He is covered with thorns and can't sleep in an ordinary bed." Children's favorite fairy tale 4
Elf and Wife
You know Elf, but do you know Wife-the gardener's wife? She is learned, can recite poems, and can write poems easily. It's just the rhythm of writing, which she calls "jingling", but it bothers her. She has the talent of writing and speaking, and she can be a priest, at least as a priest's wife.
"The earth dressed in Sunday clothes is really beautiful!" She said. She put the idea into words and let it "jingle" to make up a beautiful long poem. Mr. Giehse Opal, a junior college student-the name has nothing to do with this story-is her nephew, visiting the gardener's house. He listened to his wife's poem and felt very good. He said it was good. "You are very aura, aunt!" He said.
"Stop talking nonsense!" Said the gardener. "Don't give it to her! What is important for a woman is her body, and she should have a decent body. Look at your pot and don't let the porridge burn. " "I can get rid of the burnt taste of porridge with a piece of charcoal!" The wife said, "I can get rid of your burnt smell with a kiss." People think you only think about cabbage and potatoes, but you like flowers! " So she kissed him. "Flowers are aura!" She said.
"Watch your pot!" He said, and went into the garden. That's his pot. He takes care of it.
However, junior college students sit with their wives and talk to them. He made a great comment on her wonderful sentence "The earth is beautiful", of course in his own way.
"The earth is really beautiful. Manage it. Some people say that, and we become masters. Some use spirit, some use body as their master, some are born in the world like an exclamation point, and some are like a dash. People will ask, what is he doing here? One is a bishop, and the other is just a poor junior college student, but everything is taken for granted. The earth is beautiful, always dressed in Sunday clothes! This is a thought-provoking poem in itself, aunt, which is full of feelings and geographical knowledge. "
"You have aura, Mr. Giehse Opal!" The wife said. "Very aura, I can assure you! After listening to your high opinion, you will be completely clear about yourself. " They went on talking, which was very interesting and wonderful. But there is another person talking in the kitchen, and that is the elf in gray and red hat. You know him! The elf sat in the kitchen and looked at the rice cooker. He was talking, but no one heard him except the big black cat called "butter thief" by his wife.
The elf is very angry with his wife, because she doesn't believe in his existence, and he knows it. She has never seen him, but with her profound knowledge, she should always know that he exists and should always pay some attention to him. On Christmas Eve, she never thought of giving him even a spoonful of porridge. This porridge was always shared by his ancestors, and it was always shared by uneducated ladies. There is a thick layer of butter and cream floating in the porridge. Hearing this, the cat drooled on its moustache.
"She said I was just a concept!" Said the elf. "This is beyond all my concepts! She denied me! I've heard this before, and now I hear it again. She sat there chatting with the person who specializes in rectifying children and the junior college student. I said to my dad,' Watch your pot!' She ignored it. Now I'm going to let it out. "
the elf blew a fire, and the fire burned high and shone brightly. The "Su-Lu-Lu" pot overflowed.
"Now, I'm going to go in and bite some holes in the old man's socks!" " Said the elf. "I'm going to bite a big hole in the toe and back of the sock, so that when she's not writing poetry, she can have something to sew. Mrs. Shi, mend the old man's socks! "
The cat heard this and sneezed. He caught a cold, although he always wore a fur coat.
"I opened the door of the restaurant," said the elf. "There was boiled cream in it, as thick as paste. Do you want to lick it! I have to lick it! " "If the crime is borne by me, I will be beaten," said the cat. "Then let me lick the cream!"
"lick first, then get beaten!" Said the elf. "But now I have to go to the junior college student's room, hang his belt on the mirror and throw his socks into the basin, so that he can feel that the mixed wine is too strong and make him dizzy. I'm going to spend the night on the firewood pile in the dog shed. I like to tease the watchdog very much. I dangled my leg, and no matter how high the dog jumped, it couldn't reach my leg, which made it very angry. It barks and barks, and I shake it; It's so much fun. The junior college students were awakened and got up three times and looked out. But he can't see me, even though he wears glasses; He always sleeps with glasses. "
"Let me know when your wife comes!" Said the cat. "My ears don't work. I'm not feeling well today."
"You have nothing to lick!" Said the elf. "Lick the disease well! Lick the disease away! But clean your beard first, and don't let the cream hang on it! I am going to eavesdrop now. "
the elf is standing by the door, which is ajar. There is no one in the room except my wife and junior college students. They are discussing what junior college students very gracefully call the problem that every family should put on the pot and bowl: the problem of aura.
"Mr. Giehse Opal!" The wife said, "Now I want to take this opportunity to show you some small poems that I have never shown to anyone in the world, especially men. There are a few songs, you know, which are really long. I call them "The Dingdong Works of a Lady"! I like ancient Danish. "
"Yes, we should insist on using ancient Chinese!" The junior college student said, "German should be removed from the language!"
"that's what I did!" The wife said. You'll never hear me say' kleiner' or' butterdeig' ③. I always say AEedtkager and Bleddeig④.
So she took out a writing book from the drawer, with a green cover and two drops of ink stains on it.
"Everything in this book takes a lot of effort!" She said. "I feel the deepest about sad things. These songs are called Sigh at Night, My Sunset and When I Get to Clemmensen. Clemmensen is my husband. You can skip this song, although it is full of emotion and thought. The Duties of Housewives is the best song! It's all sad. I'm talented in this field. Only one is humorous, and the idea of that one is lively. You know, there will always be happy thoughts. Think-don't laugh at me! Want to be a poetess. Only I know this, my drawer knows it. Now you, Mr. Giehse Opal, also know! I like poetry, it controls me, it plays jokes on me, gives me advice and cares about me. I use the title "Elf" to express these. Of course you know the old superstition that there is always an elf in the house who is naughty. I thought about it. I am the house myself. Poetry, my inner feeling is the elf; There is a great passion dominating me; I praised his strength and greatness in "Elf"! But you have to put your hand on your heart and swear to me that you will never reveal these to my husband or anyone else. Read aloud and let me see if you understand what I wrote. "
So the junior college students began to read, and the wife listened and the elf listened. You know, he was eavesdropping, and he came just when he was reading "Elf". "This has something to do with me!" He said. "What would she write about me? Yes, I have to bite her, bite her eggs, bite her chickens, and get all the fat off her. Look how I can punish this lady! "
he pursed his mouth and stretched his ears to listen. But all he heard was about the amazing place of the elf, his power and his rule over his wife. This is the art of poetry. Of course, you know what she means, but the elf only understands the topic literally. The little guy is getting more and more happy. His eyes are shining with joy and his mouth is comfortable. He cocked his heels and stood on his toes, suddenly growing an inch taller than before. He was happy about the place where he talked about elves.
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