A little boring. Tell me a joke. Ask me for a score when you hear the laughter before.

A buddy named Wu [5 plus 5] and a new colleague named Deng [equal to 10] came to his office.

2. The happiest moment of the day

Woman: "The happiest moment of the day is when you take me to the corner to eat braised pork rice by bike after work."

Man: "To tell the truth."

Woman: "You take me to eat braised pork rice by bike."

Man: "To tell the truth."

Female: "Braised pork rice ..."

This morning, the physics teacher came into the classroom and shouted, "Close all the windows quickly!"

The students were stunned and didn't know what this meant.

Then the teacher took out the test paper and said, "I got a poor grade in physics this time." I am worried that some students will be unhappy. "

4. A friend asked, "Why is there a lump of shit on the lazy sheep's head?"

Me: "Why do you think it's a piece of shit, not ice cream?"

Friend: "Because I eat less ice cream!" " "

I froze: Do you eat a lot of shit?

When I went to the hospital for a physical examination, the doctor took my report and said, "It's a good thing you came early ..." When I was shocked into a cold sweat, the doctor said unhurriedly, "I will get off work later."

6, two couples quarrel, the man explained: "I'm just making an analogy. . . "

The girl sarcastically said, "Oh, let those metaphors go, and stop fighting. . "

7. In the dormitory, a classmate sang rock loudly: "I want to change, I want to change, I want to change. . . "

The classmate who is reading a book looks up and asks, "Isn't the toilet empty?"

8. Dialogue between a man and a woman:

Man: Why do you like me?

Woman: Because you are handsome.

Man: Handsome can't be eaten as a meal.

Woman: But if you are not handsome, you can't eat.

9. A couple came to the playground, ready to play an amusement project flying in the sky.

There are too many people, so I'll line up below.

Suddenly, a lot of porridge fell from the air. MM said to her boyfriend, "There are people who eat eight-treasure porridge in such an exciting project! Really strong! "

The boyfriend looked up and smiled: "Look carefully, someone threw up on it!" " "

10, a student's parents visited the teacher.

Parents: What's the teacher's name?

Teacher: Oh, my name is Jinlian Wang.

Parents warmly hold the teacher's hand and say, Oh, Miss Pan!

10 I hope it will make you happy.

I don't know if you like it or not.

Hope to adopt