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What funny teachers have you met? What funny things have happened?

Our experiment teacher won't let us pay for the broken instrument, but it will deduct our usual grades. Once the teacher pointed out the experimental steps with a condenser tube and heard a collision. We all shouted "deduction" below, and the teacher smiled and said, "No break, no break."