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What's your story that can make you laugh for a year?

This has to talk about the interesting things I did with my girlfriends when I was in college. Once, in order to save money for a new bag, we began a painful life of scrimping and saving. Noodles and steamed bread, steamed bread and noodles all day. A bird fades out of your mouth, but think about your beloved bag and bear it!

Once after class, I had nothing to do, so my girlfriend suggested that since I wanted to save money, I should go to the supermarket, eat some free samples, see the delicious food and relieve my hunger. You can do it without buying it. I agreed with both hands, so we walked happily to the supermarket.

As soon as we entered the supermarket, we rushed to the snack area happily, watching jokes while walking, and our eyes were so busy that we wanted to eat all kinds of delicious food. When the temporary staff went to the waterworks, we couldn't help but stop in front of the big lobster. It is delicious. If I eat a lobster at this time, I will really die without regret. Looking at the lobster in the pool, I really want to take it out, wash it and steam it! After watching it for a long time, the salesperson next to us asked us several times. Embarrassed, I walked forward reluctantly.

My best friend suddenly called me, "Da Yinger, come and see!" Especially with a surprised expression, I thought something was wrong, so I quickly turned around and looked in the direction of her finger. My girlfriend asked me seriously, "Look, I'm so scared!" " I also solemnly replied to her, "I am so scared!" My best friend hugged my shoulder and comforted me and said, "Don't be afraid, let's eat!" " "good!" The shop assistant next to me stunned me. My best friend waved her hand and said to her, "I'll take this!" " "The salesman held back his laughter and showed us a huge snakehead with a net. Once the bill is settled, hey, it's less than twenty dollars. The dying fish was cheap, so we went straight to the seasoning area, bought two yuan of pepper aniseed and an onion, and went back to the dormitory to stew the fish, which was particularly satisfying.

I still remember the salesman's expression, as if looking at two insane people. And my conversation with my best friend became our classic mantra, "I'm afraid!" " "fear!" "Eat if you are afraid!" Every time I think about it, it makes us laugh for a long time.