Funny sentences make people laugh (97 sentences)

1, be grateful for everything, learn to be grateful, and thank all the people who let you grow up.

Don't make fun of me just to please others.

Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

4, can not extricate themselves, in addition to love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

6. Never mention it, not because I forget it, but because I remember it.

7. When the road is rough, shout and move on.

8. People will grow old, and so will love. Food containing a lot of preservatives is in danger of spoilage.

9. The tragedy of life is that when the exam comes, others are reviewing, but I am previewing.

10, I just bought clothes, and I don't want to take them off, whether I wash them or not.

1 1, uh, I'll go. Life flies. I am officially a sophomore today.

12, greetings are not necessarily serious, but they must be sincere and touching.

13, diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

14, who has no shit and who has no paper since ancient times. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

15, what are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

16, love is like jumping off a building. The brain says it's not a good idea, but the heart says you can fly.

17, it is better to live beautifully than to grow beautifully!

18, the only thing in the world that can be gained for nothing is poverty, and the only thing that can be made out of nothing is dreams.

19, I thought I was an infatuated seed, but I was drowned by the flood.

20. When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

2 1, daughter-in-law or game? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

22. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

23. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital in the world!

24, the wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the strong man hits the dog, which is gone forever.

25. Close my eyes and I see my future. ......

26. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

27. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are both made of cement.

28, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonest, dishonest is not clean up!

29. When will there be a bright moon? Look up by yourself.

30. Happiness is a comparative level. You can only feel something at the bottom.

3 1, I want to improve my life. I don't eat dried noodles, I want to eat instant noodles.

32, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

You must chat with me, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

34. In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who hits you the most.

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

36. Every girl wants to have a plum, but unfortunately not everyone can become Qingchuan.

You are not in my dictionary at all, because there are no words in my dictionary at all.

38. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.

39. Be a carefree eater and an idle eater.

40, look at your appearance, how to look like a joke!

4 1, every time I quarrel with others, I don't know how to scold until I lie in bed.

42. I have been blessed by the sun since the summer. I told the sun that it must be both rainy and dew, but the sun just wouldn't listen, so it took me, took me, and treated me as Bao Zheng.

43, * * * * is * * *, even if the economic crisis, it can't be expensive.

44. My first thought at that time was: bend down, take off your shoes and fan the soles of your shoes in his face.

45. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear.

47. A big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day!

48. Life is a game, and the obstacles encountered are all kinds of levels, so enjoy the Raiders!

49, the sea is wide with diving, and the drums are broken.

50. It's a popular world to leave, but none of us are good at saying goodbye.

5 1, no windtight wall, no hanging beam.

Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.

I hope someone will understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

Every time I walk in the street, I will see an ugly man holding a beautiful girl.

55. If I don't hit you, you really don't know that I am both civil and military.

56. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

57. The world is so big, I can still see you at a glance. Tell me how fat you are.

58. If I am unhappy, I will eat. When I eat, I get fat. When I get fat, I am unhappy.

It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.

60, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can add up to two laps around the earth.

6 1, it was pulled out before it could be molested.

62. The day of the senior high school entrance examination is the Dragon Boat Festival. It's up to you to eat zongzi or jump into the river.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

64. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

65. If you get together for a long time, you will get together for a long time; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.

I don't expect you to comfort me. As long as you don't sprinkle salt on the wound, I'll be grateful.

67. Humor means that when a person wants to cry, he still has the interest to laugh.

68. The highest level of being a handsome guy is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

69. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

70. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

7 1. Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.

72. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling classes. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs.

73. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

74. Some people say that love is a debt I owed in my last life. I will pay it back in my life. I must have been vulgar in my last life, so I have no debt to pay back in my life!

75. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stomp a few feet every day when I have time.

76. A sister sent a paper to Weibo: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! God replied: it is ok to buy things without giving money.

77. In front of China, Thailand, wearing yellow jerseys, had the demeanor of Brazil in a trance.

78. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

79. I laughed from the horizontal knife to the sky and went to bed after laughing!

80. Devil training, girls look at boys and boys look at animals.

8 1, there is only one earth, so everyone should love the earth; I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

82. People like you can make you live for two episodes in the drama I directed at most.

83. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

84. There is a hole in your head. There is water in the hole. There are fish in the water. The fish are still spitting bubbles.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

86. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Life is always simple, but we can't help making it complicated.

88. I am not invisible today. I want to be online well, and I will cherish the last day.

89. Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.

90. It is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

9 1, don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

92. Wolves rule the world, and dogs eat meat: they eat shit.

93. Boys are only kind to one girl, and they are warm men. Good for every girl. This is a hot dog.

94. Only women and heroes are sad, and wives and jobs are hard to find!

95. I changed from a silly boy to a heartless person. You know how much I'm going to get hurt.

96. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

97. Are you still dreaming? Are you still in pain? How can you remember so much?