There is a joke called Mai: Pleasant Goat, which wolf, lived and died for ten years! Hengyuanxiang, which sheep, sheep, sheep ... who shouted this? Who has a complete joke? Give one

This is a ten-year style on the Internet. What should be expressed is the dissatisfaction of the Radio and Television Bureau with the external boycott and the concern about the future of the country.

1, ten years of life and death, Pleasant Goat, Big Big Wolf. Shunk beta, blue cat's words are very sad. Even if we meet, we shouldn't know, sacred battle? Scholar, the Monkey King. Skyhawk soldiers suddenly returned to China, Shinji Ikari, Asuka. Tianxiang 2, up to a thousand tears. Looking forward to heartbroken places, it is bright and green every year. Eight Niang.

2. Old people talk about juvenile madness, treat kidney deficiency and do not contain sugar. Golden hat mink fur, thousand riding with Kang Wang. In order to repay the satrap of the whole city, for three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. Wine, breast and gall are still in business, watermelon frost, Guangzhi. Hold the festival cloud, three gold glucose. I can bow like a full moon and look northwest, King Adi.

3. "Ten years of life and death" and everyone * * * exceptional. "Ten years of life and death two boundless, constant source auspicious, sheep sheep. A lonely grave thousands of miles away, laundry is strong. Even if we meet, we shouldn't know each other. C, Shi Erkang. Come back to China suddenly at night and learn a foreign language, New Oriental. Care for each other without words, washing is healthier. It is estimated that every year, my heart will be broken, I will find a job, and I will have money? Scholar? Kang. "

I have watched the series "New" for more than 20 years. Smell? Even? On the air, the hero and heroine never hold hands, hug, let alone kiss, even if they date at the same place on time every day. Compared with such pure love, which movie or TV series dares to claim to be pure love?

The most touching words for girls these days are not "I am willing to give up the whole world for you" but "I am willing to never touch World of Warcraft again for you"

6. A murderer? The murder suspect was arrested. Things? Later, the reporter asked him why he didn't abscond. He replied, "I've been waiting in line at the train station every day for three days." What's the big picture? In an interview with reporters, Chang often said: We have long concluded that he will not flee Hubei because he can't buy tickets at all.

7. North? Why doesn't it snow in Beijing this winter? Answer? Case a, no north? Beijing hukou, can't get down; B, north? The rent in Beijing is too expensive to afford; C, meet the collar? Exit line, traffic control? System, dare not under D, did not pay enough tax and pension insurance for five years, shake the number.

8. Spring Festival travel rush Peak is coming. Man: "Be my girlfriend!" Woman: "With you?" Male: "My sister sells tickets at the train station ... Female:" I promise you! ~

9. After worshipping heaven and earth, I was exhausted by my wife. Second, worship Gaotang County, and invite Zhang? Mom, mom; Husband? Wife worship, and tighten your belt from now on; Into the bridal chamber, I knelt on the ground and she slept in the bed; Alas, I am a sheep, she is a wolf, and my wife has a long sentence. . .

10. Is the devil called a beauty? Women, coquettish ones are called talented women, wooden ones are called ladies, haggard ones are called gentleness, fierce ones are called boldness, silly ones are called sunshine, malicious ones are called Leng Yan, native ones are called dignified, foreign ones are called temperament, strange ones are called personality, bandits are called capable, coquettish ones are called tasteful, tender ones are called youthful and beautiful, and old ones are called plump? Rhyme still exists, the name of the cow is Aoxue Feng Ling, the idle one is self-pursuit, and the weak one is an innocent girl, unlike a woman whose name is Super Girl!