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I heard that you like meat very much? I have a lot of meat on me. Eat me and never resist. Second, there is a kind of bird in this world. It has no feet. Since its birth, it has been working nonstop. The working environment is very humid, so I often wear a mask! My whole body is tense, and I have to work until I foam at the mouth every time! Guess what kind of bird this is?

3. Hahaha, I saw a very interesting joke! B: What's this? Tell me about it! But it is yellow. B: Then skip the yellow part! A: Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, end!

Fourth, Xiao Li, have you found a girlfriend? Boss, not yet! It is very important to find a girlfriend at this age! Boss, at my age, it's good to find a girlfriend, but it doesn't matter whether she is tight or not. . .

5. Wash and lie down? I'll be right there. I promise I'll make you cry for mercy.

6. A girl cried very sadly. A stranger saw her ride by and sent her home. Let her sit on the barbell in front, the girl was very moved to thank her the next day, only to find that there was no barbell on his bike ~

Seven, the teacher said that students, don't puppy love, what you are talking about now will be other people's wives in the future. As soon as I listen to it, I get excited when I think about other people's wives.

Be my little baby, and the lollipops you will only eat in the future will never suffer.

9. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

Ten, are you sick? Do you want me to buy you some medicine? What medicine should I buy? You are the best specific medicine. You can make me better in one day.

1 1. A woman said to her female colleague in dismay: I'm going to try to use contraception now! The female colleague asked strangely: Avoid pregnancy? Didn't your husband just have a vasectomy? The woman replied painfully: Bitter! That's why I must be very careful!

Yesterday, my wife was on an urgent business trip and left my sister-in-law and me at home. Then today, my aunt ran away early in the morning, leaving only a mysterious note on the table with a string of numbers written on it, brother-in-law, 50000. 100000000605 What does this string of mysterious numbers mean? Is there a big secret hidden in this?

Thirteen, the Monkey King: Sister-in-law, I'm here for you. Princess Iron Fan: Uncle, come out ~ Ah ~ Ah ~ the Monkey King: Sister-in-law, I'm coming out. Open your mouth. Princess Iron Fan: Ah ~ ~

Fourteen, now we drink late at night, and the cups touch together, all of which are the sound of broken dreams.

15. Today, a buddy came to me and told me that he had oral sex with a new friend in the underground passage near the company, and they hit it off. That's so cool. I really don't understand. Is it not just a new friend? Maybe I'll forget it in a couple of days. As for being so excited?

Are you a book? Why do you want to sleep more and more? Pick up hot chicks's wet sentences are so spicy, and Tik Tok's Aauto Quicker's dirty love stories are full of routines.

Seventeen, when young and ignorant, the two things I hate most are nothing more than eating and sleeping. Now when I grow up, I just love these two things, but it is often difficult to satisfy them. At the moment, I just want to say goodbye with a smile.

There are 70 ways to please you, one is shopping and the other is 69 ways.

Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to get up.

20. How much does it cost to sleep? Can I give you a bank card? I want to sleep all my life.

Twenty-one, you are so cute. Obviously, my brother hasn't seen you. Every time you come, he is too excited. It takes a long time to calm down.

22. I can only give you my fist and ass, and you can only give me your eyes and ass wet.

Twenty-three, a class of male teachers said to the lesbian who slept below: I am so tired up there, you don't move down there, you don't even cooperate, and there is nothing in your stomach. Don't blame the teacher!