Philosophical words said by Zeng Xiaoxian Love Apartment Zeng Xiaoxian’s quotations

1. Having a tomb after your death finally makes up for the regret of not being able to buy a house during your lifetime.

2. Hello everyone, welcome to "A Date with Xiaoxian", I am your new Xiaoxian, my friend. Ah...can we do it again?

3. She started growing at the age of six! Hahaha, Tianshan Child Elder!

4. Go to your grandma’s banana peel, this guy is cheating!

5. I don’t see that you still understand IT. What exactly do you do? Zhang Wei: Burn CDs.

6. In the past, when advertisements were inserted in TV dramas, the audience would all go to the bathroom as soon as the advertisements came out. But now, it is better. TV dramas are inserted into advertisements, and as soon as the opening song came out, the audience would all go to the bathroom!

7. My life has been broadcast live!

8. One hundred kinds of people have one hundred kinds of opinions. You cannot satisfy all people, because not all people are human.

9. Do you know what is the most annoying thing? It's not playing the piano to the cows, it's a group of cows playing the coins to you!

10. My soul has been violated! Zi Qiao: Does it still hurt? If a brainless person could fly, this would be an airport.

11. Wow, Yifei is charging towards the highest state of infertility due to her innate talent and hard work.

12. As for me, except for the butt mark on the sofa, there is no evidence of living at all.

13. If a university teacher teases a disabled person, you will be famous.

14. Let’s face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

15. Feifei~~~Little Feifei~~~~~Feifeifei.

16. I really didn’t mean to know, you can format me!

17. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the key!

18. Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday and the day after tomorrow. Sekiya: I testify, she also said yesterday that it was the day after tomorrow.

19. You see, the irreplaceable, impeccable, and unparalleled good man has just decided happily to take on such a technical job as supporting the scene, who else would it be?

20. Lisa, this is my roommate, Guangu Magic Chicken.

21. Believe me, drunk Zeng Xiaoxian is super handsome, 24K pure handsome.

22. It is true that there is no real singing at the party, no truth in the interview, and no beauty on the radio. These are the three unchanging laws in the media industry!

23. Life is a one-way journey. Even if we have some regrets, we do not have the chance to start over again. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it is better to smile and cherish the future, because there are no ifs in life.

24. Yes, I signed up for another training class. Teacher: That’s a midwifery training class.

25. If cakes can be formed naturally, why did humans invent the oven?

26. You two are full again and have nothing to do, right?

27. You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You should try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

28. Hey Guan Gu, there are two pigeons on the top and a dead sheep on the bottom. What does it mean?

29. All the bachelors and masters are destroyed. The male doctor can only protect himself. To defeat the female doctor, humph, the only way is to rely on the saints.

30. Nuolan got divorced with my help. In order to thank me, she even took special care of me. It was a bit vulgar. Bah, it was too vulgar.

31. Lisa Rong, I curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets in your life!

32. You are careful, I am rest assured. You're greedy, I'm worried. You are thoughtful and I am happy. I'm disgusted by your efforts. You are disappointed and I am sad. A blessing fills my heart, your moon is in my heart, and the New Year blessings are sincere.

33. If a mentally retarded person could fly, this would be an airport.

34. This kind of numbness that hits your face will make all human beings feel their anus tighten and their body tremble.

35. What healthy hobbies do you girls have? Isn’t it just surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet, and shopping.

36. Don’t do porcelain work without a diamond, and don’t wear a short skirt without a gold hoop.

37. It’s strange that such a high chassis can hit it. Could it be that this cat’s legs are longer than mine!

38. Lisa, you brush your tea, no, Lisa, you drink your teeth.

39. Zhang Wei, my chicken wings want to be extremely spicy!

40. A perfect man should show his grace and cultivation everywhere. Everything is done from the other person's point of view, inadvertently showing understanding and care for you.

41. Welcome to your moon, my heart.

42. I have now learned a new game called Bull Bullet Coin.

43. Look, he is the good man, and he is my father.

44. This is okay, you are playing Ultraman, right?

45. Guan Guan is a person with a hard mouth but a soft heart. Guangu: Is that your name Guan Guan?

46. You mean, it is a mouse, but its name is: Xiaoqiang?

47. Calmness is not an act. The grandson is the one pretending.

48. It’s all customized anyway, so why use Hu Yifei! Lin Chiling~~~

49. I am not a casual person! Yifei: You are not a human being if you act casually!

50. There are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and female doctors. The female doctor is a fighter among human beings, shrouded in multiple halos.

51. If it still needs to be broken, you might as well replace my microphone with a cucumber.

52. Oh, I understand, you put Bibi Shuang in the coffin because you want to save face.

53. Why are the good things all yours and the bills all mine? I am not just a random person! Yifei: You are not a human being if you act casually!

54. As the saying goes, whatever I am born with will be useful, and outdoor camping will show your magic.

55. You two young men and women with strong bodies and weak minds are under great pressure.

56. As the saying goes, drinking is enough to make you think about your sexual desires, but eating is full and you have nothing to do.

57. The worst thing is not the content, but that they don’t realize the content at all. How bad.

58. The bar does not sell alcohol, but sells salted fish.

59. What do you want to do, marry Yifei or ***?

60. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more.

61. What do you mean, you are not going to tell her a joke at this time, then you will really become a joke.

62. Audience friends, I am a good man, I am - Zeng Xiaoxian.

63. If you step on a banana peel and fall down, you must get up and continue stepping on it. If you step on it, it will stop slipping.

64. Mine, hahahahahaha, it’s called Eyelash King Kong.

65. Now I know why there are so many fake milk powders. First buy some milk powder, pour water to mix it, and then dry it in the sun. This is handmade milk powder. You call this Feilu milk powder.

66. We can have dinner at noon today.

67. Listen to other people’s stories and keep your own tears.