English jokes on April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day is also called April Fool's Day and Humor Day. April Fool's Day 1 April Fool's Day is a popular folk festival in the West since the 9th century, and it has not been recognized as a legal holiday by any country. The following are English jokes I brought on April Fool's Day. I hope they can help you.

On this day, people try to play tricks on their friends and make them look like fools. From elaborate pranks to obvious unzipping, clowns will gloat when unsuspecting victims go to bed. No one can be exempted before noon, but after that, the joke must stop, or the prank will bind the joker with the rhyme "April's happiness is over, you are finally a bigger fool"

On April 1 day, people will play jokes on their friends and make them do stupid things. On April Fool's Day, from elaborate pranks to jokes like "Your zipper is not zipped properly", people who don't know it often become victims unconsciously. No one is immune from being teased on April Fool's Day. However, at noon, the joke must stop immediately, or it must become a humorous little joke: "April Fool's Day is over, you idiot!" "

origin

origin

In Britain, joking has been going on for centuries at this time of year, but the origin of this custom is still unknown. There are several theories to explain it.

One theory is that in Europe, until the sixteenth century, March 25th, the first day of the vernal equinox, was New Year's Day. On April 6th, the last day of the festival, people are used to giving gifts to each other. 1564, French king Charles IX adopted the Gregorian calendar and designated 1 month 1 day as New Year's Day. Those who oppose the amendment continue to express their dissatisfaction by giving gifts or paying New Year greetings on April 6th. In the next few years, these traditionalists who insisted on celebrating the New Year at the old time were ridiculed as fools, and people would play tricks on them and call them' Poisson' avril, which means April Fish. It must be interesting. It has spread all over the world. People play tricks on everyone, not just those who don't accept the new calendar.

Others say that this is just a continuation of a festival to commemorate the Celtic God of Joy, but the most common view is that this is a reaction to An Ge, where the season and spring begin. Regardless of its origin, fooling people on this day is still the most popular of all British customs.

For example, in Scotland, April Fool's Day is actually celebrated for two days. The next day was a prank aimed at the back of the body. This day is called Teli Day. The origin of the "Kick Me" sign can be traced back to this ceremony.

In Britain, the tradition of April Fool's Day has a history of centuries. Even so, the origin of this tradition remains a mystery. The following are two well-known April Fool's Day origins.

The first argument is that in Europe before16th century, March 25th was the first day of the vernal equinox and also the New Year. April 1 day is the last day of the vernal equinox. On this day, people often give gifts to others. 1564, the French emperor Charles IX officially adopted the Gregorian calendar, stipulating that 65438+ 10/month 1 was the New Year. Those who don't accept this rule will still give gifts or take a trip to New Year's Day in April 1 to express their dissatisfaction. A few years later, those die-hards who still celebrate the New Year according to the old calendar were all regarded as fools. Others will laugh at and play tricks on these fools and call them "Poisson d'avril", which means "fools". This custom of playing tricks on fools must have brought people a lot of joy. Therefore, April Fool's Day spread all over the world. People play tricks not only on those who don't accept the new calendar, but also on people around them.

Another view is that April Fool's Day is just a festival handed down to pay tribute to the Celtic God of Joy. However, most people think that April Fool's Day marks the change of seasons and the arrival of spring. Regardless of its origin, April Fool's Day activities have become a popular custom in Britain.

In Scotland, people will spend two days celebrating April Fool's Day. The next day is specially for people to play tricks on. You can kick someone's ass on this day. This day is called "Continued April Fool's Day", and the label of "kicking me" on others' backs comes from this.

April Fool's English Joke 2 1,-What day is it today?

-Today is April Fool's Day.

Oh! You are wrong. Today is March 3rd1. If you don't believe me, please pick up the calendar.

Oh! Today is really April Fool's Day.

-Ha ha! You've been cheated!

-What day is it today?

-Today is April Fool's Day.

Oh! You are wrong. Today is March 3 1 day. If you don't believe me, please pick up the calendar.

Oh! This is really April Fool's Day.

-Ha ha! You've been cheated!

Bless you, I believe your English will get better and better!

Bless you, I believe your English will get better and better!

A young blind child is being put to bed by his mother. Mother said, "Now Billy, pray hard tonight and tomorrow, and your wish will come true!" " . Billy said, "OK, Mom." Then go to bed. The next morning, Billy woke up screaming, "Mom! I am still blind, and my wish has not come true! " . Mother replied, "I know-Happy April Fool's Day!"

A blind little boy is being carried to bed by his mother. Mother said, "Now, Billy, pray well tonight and tomorrow, and your wish will come true!" " Billy said, "OK, Mom," and went to bed. The next morning, Billy woke up screaming, "Mom! " " ! I'm still blind, and my wish has not come true! Mother replied: "I know-Happy April Fool's Day!" "

Wife to husband (he reads newspapers all day): I wish I were a newspaper, so that I can be in your hand all day.

Husband: I hope so too, so that I can change you every day.

The wife said to her husband (reading newspapers all day): I wish I were a newspaper, so I would be in your hand all day.

Husband: I hope so too, so I can change you every day.

A little boy asked his father, Dad, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied, I don't know, son. I'm still paying! !

A little boy asked his father, Dad, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied, I don't know my son. I'm still paying! !

At midnight, the father saw his married son leave home ... He asked him: What are you doing?

The son replied, Dad, I'm tired of my life! My wedding is not going well, my wife and my mother have been quarreling! I have to pay for my in-laws. I hate this life! ! ! I want to stay away from here, I want to taste every pleasure of life, and I want to have every pleasure of life! ! !

Father said: Wait! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I'll go with you.

In the middle of the night, my father saw his married son run away from home ... He asked him: What are you doing?

The son replied, Dad, I've had enough of my life! My newly married life is not smooth, my wife and my mother have been quarreling! I have to pay for my in-laws. I hate this life! ! ! I want to stay away from here, I want to taste every kind of fun in life, I want to enjoy the fun of life! ! !

Father said: Wait! ! ! ! ! ! ! I'll go with you.

A lady went to Britain to attend a two-week company training. Her husband drove her to the airport and wished her a pleasant journey.

The wife replied, thank you, dear. What do you want me to bring you?

The husband smiled and said, An English girl! ! !

The woman kept silent and left. Two weeks later, he met her at the airport and asked her, dear, how was your trip?

Wife: Fine, thank you.

Husband: So, where's my present?

Wife: Which gift?

Husband: What I want is: the English girl?

Wife: Oh, that! Well, I tried my best; Now it will take several months to see if it is a girl! ! !

A lady went to Britain to attend a two-week company training meeting. Her husband drove her to the airport and wished her a pleasant journey.

The wife replied, thank you, dear. What do you want me to buy you?

The husband smiled and said, an English girl! ! !

The woman left silently. Two weeks later, he met her at the airport and asked, "Honey, how was your trip?"

Wife: Fine, thanks.

Husband: What happened to my present?

Wife: Which gift?

Husband: What I want is that English girl?

Wife: Oh, that! Well, I tried my best. Now it will take several months to see if it is a girl! ! !

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