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300-word weekly diary, the fourth grade level is like a topic, thank you.
The summer vacation is coming. On the day of the competition, I first learned the appearance of the host on TV, walked onto the stage, cleared my throat and said, "Now, I declare that the family intelligence competition has officially begun. First of all, we ask red mother to answer the question: what is classical Chinese? Please give an example. " After hearing this, my mother thought for a while and said, "Classical Chinese refers to a poem with characters, feelings and sense. For example, the ancient narrative poem "Learning Games" tells us that we should concentrate on studying or doing anything, otherwise we will accomplish nothing. " I can't help clapping my hands and saying, "That's right, the red edge adds ten points." After that, he turned and wrote "Jia 10" on the blackboard. "We asked Dad Lan to ask a question: Two geese were put in the refrigerator at the same time. An hour later, one died and the other was still alive. Why? " "Well, well ..." Seeing that my father couldn't answer, I revealed the answer: "Because that goose is not an ordinary goose, it is the owner of the Antarctic-penguin, so I gave Blue ten points less! The following is a joke contest. No matter what jokes you tell, as long as you make your mother-in-law happy, you can get extra points! " As soon as the voice fell, my mother raised her hand and said, "Once upon a time, there was a king of jokes. Once, he broke into a house by mistake and was caught. When the man heard him say that he was a famous joke king, he asked him to say a word to make him laugh. The joke king said a fart word without thinking, but the man didn't understand what it meant. The king of jokes said,' It's up to you to let it go or not. "I heard that, I couldn't help laughing, even my mother's opponent, Dad, laughed. ...
Finally, my mother won 20 points. This "quiz" is really interesting. It not only enriches our knowledge of Chinese, but also tests our intelligence and adds endless fun to our family.
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