Funny drama

People: girls A, B, C, D, boys A, B, C, D tutors.

Scene: Still on the playground.

Bai: Today is the day of military training for freshmen. You see, all the students are early.

Opening: m-girls walked onto the stage together.

Woman A: What does military training mean?

Woman B: I think it's just sunbathing.

Woman A: I think so. You see (taking out a bottle of sunscreen in his hand and waving it in front of her girl) I'm already mentally prepared.

Woman C: What do you envy? Jealous? What a surprise!

Woman: I'm not envious, I just want to throw up (making a vomiting action).

Woman C: Looking for a fight? (female ding and female c are fighting)

Boys play.

Man A: Watch the bitch fight! (pointing to that woman)

Woman C: What are you talking about? Can't you see I'm helping him make up? (Touching the girl's face with her hand)

Man: I haven't seen anyone come to military training to make up.

Woman C: Then I'm blowing his eyes. (Blowing the girl's eyes)

Man C: Stop! The instructor is here! ! (Everyone lines up at once)

Lecturer takes the stage

Instructor: Hello everyone! From today, I will spend this unforgettable military training day with you. (Everyone is whispering) Quiet! Raise your hand if you want to express your opinion!

Man: (Raise your hand)

Instructor: Tell me what you have!

Man: What's your name, please?

Instructor: My name is Zhang and Long.

Woman A: What's your phone number, please? How much do you weigh What is the size? How tall are you? How many views?

Instructor: Are you here for military training or an inspection assistant?

Man B: Report to the instructor. Her name is Yang Tingting. Is she a girl, a student, not from the household registration office?

Woman B: As for me, I have never heard of the household registration office.

Instructor: Stop the debate and get down to business now. Now let's practice turning first. Attention, turn right! (The woman turns left and the man turns right)

Instructor: Can't you tell right from left?

Female c; Dear instructor, don't you even know the simple proverb that men are left and women are right?

Instructor: Please have some common sense. Now we are in military training, not having a candlelight dinner.

Man A: I can't stand you fucking girls. It seems that you are superstitious.

W: We just can't stand you writing about boys. You have no sense of humor.

Instructor: Silence! Let's put aside the steering exercise for a while. First of all, treat you well and relax! Attention! Start standing in the military position! Everyone stands at attention and the instructor looks around. )

Female c: (while the instructor is in the back, take out the sprayer and spray it twice first)

Instructor; (turns to look at woman C) Wow, you are a super sweaty girl directly. I should practice you alone. Stay and find me after military training. (Everyone laughs, female C frowns) (Instructor continues to patrol)

Man: (When the instructor came to patrol the back and took out mineral water to drink, the instructor saw it and walked beside the man, who was still drinking water)

Coach: Yo, how dare you! Tiger is not arrogant, you are my cat rice! Get out! (Man walks out of the line) Run 10 lap at once and see me again!

Man: Dear instructor, beautiful instructor, lovely instructor. Don't be so harsh. If you don't remember the villain, I can go there.

Instructor: Do you think this is a vegetable market? Go run 20 laps. (Everyone laughs blindly) (The man starts running)

Coach: Now rest in place for 5 minutes. (Woman B and Woman A run out hand in hand)

Instructor: Stop! Do what? (Two people stop and turn their heads)

Woman A: We're going to buy coke. Do you want it? We must travel. (The man, panting, walks towards the female armor. )

M: I'll give it to you 10 yuan. You can buy me three cups and the rest as travel expenses. (Take it out of your trouser pocket 10 yuan buys female armor)

Woman A: All right! What about you, instructor?

Instructor: You are so brave. Didn't you hear me say rest in place? And you (the instructor pointed to the man), who told you to stop! You two run after him until I stop you.

Woman C: What! Listen to it! Who stipulated it! I'm going to court to sue you for abusing the flowers of the motherland.

Instructor: Go! I'll wait here for you to drive me to the court!

Woman C: Hum! (Three people running)

Instructor: Assemble! (Everyone is standing on the right) Now, let's start practicing the front step and start walking. (Woman walks with left hand and left foot) Stop! Look at you, you are a pure sports idiot! Never, go, go! (Male B walks with his left hand and his left foot)

Instructor: Forget it. Let's start with the basics. Stand in the military position and go!

Man C: What is suffering in the world?

Instructor: (walks over and puts his hand on man C's shoulder) Do you want me to commit myself? Don't wait in line. The rest of you stay where you are. I'll practice you alone. (Everyone is sitting on the ground)

Woman B: Thank you very much. Thank you for saving us.

Man C: I really regret it!

Coach: All right, you, at ease, stand at attention, turn right and start running. Run to me and stop. (Instructor sitting on the ground)

Woman A: Do you think this instructor will become abnormal?

Female Ding: Direct, yes, Las Gallo grouse, rare.

Man A: What is a grouse?

Woman: It's a kind of chicken! Stupid behavior

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