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What is "stupid"
Let me give you an example, and you will understand the scene in which this word is used: It is said that one day a group of people were discussing someone, some said they knew this person's rural neighbors, and some said that this person lived in the same community, and everyone was talking and laughing. At that time, there was only one monk like Zhang Er, so he asked who they were discussing. Everyone laughed and said that you were so stupid that you didn't even know our county magistrate.
This is a "silly" scene, is it deja vu? As for the origin of this stalk, it has been submerged in the internet. It is estimated that the global search engines can't find it, but I found it. That's impossible. I didn't find it either?
However, after a simple combing, I can only find some clues:
65438+On February 29th, 2022, a popular video "How do you look stupid" released by a short audio and video platform;
June 2023 65438+1 October1,a topic "Why is there such a label as stupidity";
On June 5, 2023, 65438+, a blogger mentioned that "a few friends talked about a hot word recently, silly. Friend a said he was stupid, so he hated the story of that stupid pig who dragged his feet. "
In this way, the word "stupid" appeared around New Year's Day in 2023, and was finally passed on by the top intelligence agents "village aunts" in rural "intelligence stations" and became a new stalk of the network.
As for why the fire broke out this time, there was a post-90s girl named "wage earner Xiao Zhang" (? Well, when I heard the name of this blogger, my first reaction was that it was a man. Haha) popular science has gained a lot of knowledge, which makes the stalk of "stupid disgust" quickly rush to hot search. No, Baidu knew it was followed up in time. There was a question, and I was answering it.
This girl is amazing. She can be said to be a phenomenal blogger on short video platform. In just a few days, she rose from tens of thousands of powder to more than two million powder. The fire went directly to the CCTV news channel, and the major official media reported it one after another. She has also been dubbed by netizens as "the top stream of social survival". She never expected to have such a "soaring" strength.
It stands to reason that popular science content and dry goods content are really not too hot? Really, I don't believe you. Try how the popular science black hole is formed, but why is it so hot this time? And the first reaction of many netizens after reading it is: "(with a puzzled expression) Does this also need to be taught?"
Because the contents of this How-to series video that made her popular are: how to take the high-speed train, how to take the bus, how to take the subway to transfer to different lines, how to go to the hospital alone for the first time, how to order food at McDonald's and Starbucks for the first time, how to eat Haidilao alone, and how to watch movies. ...
I read these headlines. I can't eat Haidilao alone, haha. Do you think it's all common sense of life? For adults with rich life experience, this is equivalent to 1+ 1=2, but it is on fire. How did it fall? All right, say something unpleasant. Many netizens have left messages:
"How can anyone even take the subway bus? Do you want to teach this? "
"This kind of common sense of life will not. Is this generation of China children going to die?"
"It's boring. Some people pursue it. They are stupid."
……
In this regard, a related report of CCTV a few days ago also went on a hot search. If you are interested, you can go and have a look, so I won't put the full text here.
Of course, the normal voice below Xiao Zhang's video accounts for the majority, and there is no "stupid" word at all. After all, people who have mastered these "urban skills" are still in the dark when they arrive in the "countryside". They don't know how to distinguish the whole grains, and they don't know when to plow in spring and harvest in autumn. Tell me in secret, understand? Don't worry, I'm not stupid.
Speaking of which, I have seen a "silly" plot shared by a netizen, which is super interesting:
Call this netizen Xiao for the time being. I have an ex-girlfriend, a little girl, who is not ugly, but she always likes to play dumb. For example, once she tied her shoelaces, Xiao was moved by Gaga, but the following behavior made Xiao a little disgusted. The little girl friend squatted down, lowered her head and worked hard for a long time. Little ah was very moved at this time, but her girlfriend held the expression that she thought MengMeng, looked up and said to little ah with big eyes, "Baby! Little ah looked confused directly, and his heart was so slightly disgusted: even if he lived for more than ten years, he couldn't even tie his shoelaces, and it didn't matter what you were doing. Are my shoes beautiful, so that I can see them? I want you to kneel down and look. Then Xiao said to his girlfriend, "I can't tie my shoelaces at my age." You see, it's easy for me to tie it once. "My girlfriend thought she had read it carefully. Small A is very slow, it takes about half a minute. Then, Xiao A asked his girlfriend, "Did the baby learn?" At this time, my girlfriend gave Xiao a bad look and said, "I'm sorry, baby, I'm so stupid." I'm not as clever as you. I can do it once. If you stop tying it, I won't be very good at it. "Well, it's understandable that Xiao can't tie his shoelaces, and it's understandable that he doesn't learn to be small, but this kind of behavior is very angry when he says it in this way. He was a little unhappy at that time, so he told his girlfriend not to think about it next time. It's all tied up
I saw a video before. Don't tell me that there are still people "stupid" in the comment area.
The content of the video is that the girl's boyfriend came to her house, and her boyfriend was hungry, but there was only jiaozi at home, so the girl made a jiaozi for the boy first.
The girl also asked the boy if it was delicious, and the boy just nodded and continued to eat, without saying anything (haha, so far I have understood that it should be delicious). It can be clearly seen in the video that the dumpling skin is boiled and mixed with the dumpling stuffing.
As can be seen from the video, girls' cooking skills are really poor, even to a certain extent. It seems that the jiaozi I made the first time was worse than her, haha.
But there are many people who can't cook jiaozi. This kind of thing has a learning process. Do you dare to say that your first cooking was a success?
In fact, what I think is that the comment area will envy the love between two people or the tolerance shown by boys. The highest comment that can be praised is a sentence "I'm tired of being stupid". There are even netizens who say that girls' cooking skills are so poor that no one is unwilling to eat them, like pig food. What?
Please think carefully, let Qin Shihuang, Han Wudi and Hong Wudi cross back and take the subway by themselves. It should be that tigers eat the sky, and it should be stupid. Don't you think so?
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