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What poems of Xiong Haizi shocked you?

There is a clown at home who is ten years younger than me. Every day, the atmosphere at home is so high that I really have to feel that children nowadays are really powerful and much smarter than before. Of course, their cleverness is also defined as Xiong Haizi by our kindness.

This Xiong Haizi of my family has been good-looking since childhood, with big eyes and small face. In addition to her high face value, she also has a high eye, likes beautiful little girls, and likes beautiful little sisters. The child who lives on the first floor always calls his name at the window to go out to play at night. It is such a "blue face and disaster" Xiong Haizi who was put forward by other little girls in kindergarten? Yes, you heard me right, but you proposed. Little girl dolls are really not reserved now. She opened her mouth to propose. My Xiong Haizi said calmly, "Hey, I won't marry you!" "

Later, we asked him why he didn't agree to the girl's proposal. In fact, he gave many reasons. Generally speaking, girls' hair is ugly, their skin is too dark, they are not gentle and a little fat. In short, it is not in line with his aesthetics. I ..... Are all children so mature now?

Of course, not everything Xiong Haizi does is bear's. They are still cute and warm sometimes. I remember one night in summer, when my mother took a shower to dry her long hair and sat on the sofa complaining about her white hair, Xiong Haizi went "naughty" and kept asking questions around her white hair. Later, she seriously pulled out her white hair, one after another. I remember what he said at that time: "I will try my best to help my mother pull out her white hair." I don't want people to say that she is old. "

Xiong Haizi was terrible when he was naughty, but he was warm and poked.